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So, uh, so how's the family, man? Oh, you didn't know?

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Of course you don't know. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my parents are divorced.

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They got divorced? Yeah, my dad's shacking up with this woman.

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She's like 20 years younger than him. She's like a biscuit older than me.

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It's ugly. My mom's making ceramic nightlights. Takes like the plane shells

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and paints them. How's your sister? Did she ever marry that guy Kenny?

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Kenny? Yeah, I mean, did that ever work out?

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Come on, man. He did 3 years at Joliet. They put one of those

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bracelets on him, like a LoJack, you know? They know where he is at all

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times. I think he's at Pizza Hut right now. Let's not go there. No,

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we won't. Yeah. Yeah. So you look good. You seem good. Thank you. You may

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have, uh— 10 years, man!

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10! Where have you been for 10 years?

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I freaked out, joined the Army,

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went into business for myself. I'm a professional killer.

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Oh, does that— do you have to do postgraduate work for that, or can you

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jump right in? I'm curious about that. It's an open market. Open market. That's good.

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Wow. 10 years, man! 10, 10 years.

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10 years. 10, 10 years.

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10 years. I freaked out. I joined the Army.

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I worked for the government. I went into business with myself. I'm a professional

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killer. That's what I did. Okay, well, can I join up?

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Yes. It's 2 Dads

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1 Movie. It's the podcast where 2 middle-aged dads sit around

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and shoot the shit about the movies of the '80s and '90s. Here are your

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hosts, Steve Paulo And Nic Briana.

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of 2 Dads, 1 Movie. I'm Steve.

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And I'm Nic. And today we're talking about the 1997 John Cusack crime

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action comedy romance, Grosse Pointe Blank. This one

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was my pick for us, uh, the last of our picks before we get into

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our theme months, which is going to be a lot of excitement and stuff.

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Yeah, I can't wait. I mean, it's gonna be great. I just love the idea.

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I do like freelance time. There is freestyling. It's been fun

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these last Couple months, you know? I've noticed a lot of my picks that we

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were talking about before the pod, like a lot of my picks, boy, I'm kind

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of hitting Steve's greatest hits. And I seem to love everything

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I'm bringing because it's like you go from 2 Dads 2 Decades and, you know,

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Shocktoberfest is coming. And so in between it's like, oh, I got to jam in

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a couple of these ones I've been really meaning to do. Totally. And like for

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every movie that we pick, I'm sure this happens for you, there's 15 other ones

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that I like wanted to also put in that place. 100%.

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So yeah, this has been really fun. Yeah, so, but before we get to next

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week and the start of October, we've got one more movie to do. We're doing

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Grosse Pointe Blank. For my part, this is actually,

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this movie actually holds like a pretty fun kind of part of my memory.

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So this came out in spring of '97. We were juniors in high school.

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Mm-hmm. I took a girl to this movie like as a

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date. She was my date to junior prom. She was actually a year behind us.

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You know, it was just like the kind of thing where I thought we were,

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more than just friends, which she didn't. But she was very cool about it,

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so we stayed friends through high school, even though I was trying to date her,

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and she was like, you're really nice. And it's OK, I get it. Not everybody's

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for everybody. But it was a really great time. We both loved this movie.

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It was a good movie to go see on a date and then go get

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coffee after and just talk about, because there was so much to talk about.

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And it was like a romance without too much,

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um... It wasn't like— It's not a sappy romance. That, and it's not fucking Basic

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Instinct. I didn't take her to an erotic thriller that you get hella uncomfortable.

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You know what I mean? It was like the right tone, I think. I think

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for like teenagers on a date. No beaver flashes. Yeah, nothing, nothing too wild.

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So, uh, so yeah, so my history with Grosse Pointe Blank is that. And then

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this is also a movie that I, I have this— to me, there's in my

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mind this, um, this pair of movies that, that really interact with each other in

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John Cusack's history. Maybe it's even 3, but the music thing kind of

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seals it as 2. This movie and, uh, High Fidelity were like

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hugely impactful to me, uh, from like a music standpoint and from

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just like storytelling and stuff through college. Both movies that I absolutely adore,

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and the soundtrack on this is like legendary. Impactable. It's great.

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So that's my history with Gross Point Blank. What about you, Nick? Yeah, I saw

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this when this was out in the theaters, and I feel like this was at—

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I don't know what your memory is like. I feel like this was at the

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Crow Canyon Theater. It sounds right to me. Not at the theater that I worked

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at, because I would have seen it a lot more. Right, there you go.

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Because even just like going in to like check on things, you know,

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and catching a song or two, like there's so many good things in this movie.

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So I believe I saw it in the theater there, and then again on video.

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And then it kind of dropped out of my memory for a long time.

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Like, this isn't a movie that kind of like bubbles back up to the surface

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when Netflix releases a new string of movies from the '90s or whatever.

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Like, you just don't see it promoted that much. Yeah.

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So it kind of dropped out of my mind and I didn't think much about

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it. I do listen to the songs a lot and I still have my CDs.

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Shout out physical media. And I got both volumes

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of the soundtrack back in the day. They released a second volume after the fact.

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Probably could have released a third. Might have been clearance issues with a couple of

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the bigger songs. But yeah, this movie I remember liking at the

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time, and I was really excited that you picked it because I haven't seen it

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in a while. And I'm like, dude, was I just like 17 and

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the stuff I thought was cool back then is no longer cool to me?

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Or is this a fucking classic? Yeah, John Cusack's the man.

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We'll find out. We'll get into it for sure. I will say too, this is

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a movie— or the soundtrack of this movie Really suffers, as many do from

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this era, from not really being on streaming because the way that the rights clearance

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work. Yeah, you know, there are these soundtracks like this, like Dazed and Confused.

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There's a bunch of movies that had really impeccable, crazy good soundtracks, but you

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can't find that album, that like OST album, on like Spotify

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or Apple Music or whatever because of rights clearances and these different things. So if

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you don't have a physical copy of this soundtrack,

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there's a song in particular that I will point out partway through the movie because

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it is my favorite song on the soundtrack, and it is not, as far as

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I can tell, Available on any streaming service I have had access to, and it

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cannot wait. So we'll get to that before listening to like the soundtrack

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playlist is just kind of a bummer. Like we seriously

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were listening to this last night because my wife and I watched this movie together

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a couple days ago, so we're into it, and it was like it's not it's

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not same. Yeah, because usually it's like it's it's like whatever particular

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recording or version the music supervisor chose to put into the movie

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is not is not always the like album cut. Right. From that artist, right?

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You know, so it may not be a version that's easy to find as well.

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Yeah. And that's the thing I think maybe is what it is, that I have

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never been able to find this version of this song, which I'm continuing to tease,

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uh, uh, on, on streaming. But, but we'll see. Heck yeah. Uh,

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let's jump into the facts on Grosse Pointe Blank. The film came out on April

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11th, 1997 with an R rating and a running time of 107

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minutes. It was directed by George Armitage and written by Tom

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Jankovich, D.V. De Vincentis, Steve Pink, and John Cusack.

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Starring John Cusack, Minnie Driver, and Dan Aykroyd. Scores on Rotten Tomatoes,

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82%. Nice and solid. IMDb, a 7.3,

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right in that good category. We get a thumbs up from Roger

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Ebert, but this was at the point where Gene Siskel was not reviewing everything.

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We don't have a thumb either direction. We have just a— just getting

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fisted. Just a closed fist. Siskel fist. Yeah. So we

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got Siskel fist. We got nothing either way. No major awards that I could find.

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There was, there was a handful of sort of critics awards and things, but nothing

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major. On a $15 million budget, it pulled in $31.1

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million at the box office. At least $20-ish of that was mine,

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uh, for 2.1 times what it cost. Uh, but yeah, those are the facts

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on Grosse Pointe Blank. All right, well, Steve, you want to,

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you want to start us off? How do we get into the Grosse Pointe Blank

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universe? We start off on Martin Blank. He is on the phone, he is assembling

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a rifle, and he clearly is in like a hotel room. Um, in my mind,

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this is in San Francisco, but I don't know that we get a deliv— an

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explicit like, thing that that's where we are. But it's like the hill and the

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way that the hotel— you know, it's almost like could have been outside the Sir

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Francis Drake or something, or, or, you know, something similar. But basically, uh, he's on

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the phone talking to his assistant but also preparing

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to foil a hit, right? Which is an interesting thing. So he's a hitman,

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he's a hired killer, but the person that he has been hired to kill in

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this particular instance is a man who has been hired to kill someone

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else, right? Doesn't always work out that way, but that was, that was sort of

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the way that this worked out. So it's this really great scene. I love when

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he is like training, you know, he sees the, the would-be assassin coming down

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the hill on a bicycle as the target for that person is stepping out of

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a hotel across the street from him. And the way that he like looks out

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one window and like tracks the man's speed, and then as he

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gets to the other window where he couldn't possibly see him for a while,

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he's immediately lined right up on it. It's such a neat little detail.

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They, they did a lot to show his like crazy expertise.

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So much competence. Yeah. Uh, yeah. And then I do want to

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point out, as we will throughout this movie, I mean, it starts off with a

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banger music-wise, like a Black Sleen, is that I Can See Clearly

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Another Day. rain is gone. Not the Brady Bunch version, so nobody's going, sunshiny day

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now, but, uh, great song to kick it

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off. Missed opportunity though on that Brady Bunch thing. I know,

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an all Brady Bunch soundtrack on a non-Brady Bunch movie.

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Brady Bunch covering Violent Femmes. Let's do that. Like,

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blister in the sun, let me go out. Greg Brady, definitely lots

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of blisters in the sun once he got his own bedroom. Um, so during this

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time that, that Marty is, uh, he's like watching

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the guy, he's trying to take out this assassin, he's on the phone with his

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secretary, played by Joan Cusack. Unbelievable in

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this movie. So amazing. She is just Robert Orie,

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just like hitting 3s at the correct times throughout this film.

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And, uh, and she's kind of like going through his mail with like— it's very

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funny, they go between very serious life and death situations

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and Oh, here's some junk mail that came for you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And, uh, so he gets an invitation to his 10th, uh, his 10th high school

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reunion. Yeah. And it's— and I just want to like pause for a second here

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because I think it bears mentioning or pointing out, or like,

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just the premise of this movie is so solid

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gold brilliant. Yeah. Like, just the idea, what if a hitman

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went to his 10-year high school reunion? That's all it takes. That's, that's the

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elevator pitch that I bet sold this movie. Yeah. That's all it took because

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that is such a cool concept. It had never been done to this

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point. It can never be done again because it'll just be like, well, that's Grosse

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Pointe Blank. Like, you know, even if you, you know, made the character's wound different

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and put it in a different place and like all this stuff, it wouldn't matter.

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You could do this movie again and just shift all the music to like,

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at this point, you know, the, the teens or whatever. Yeah. Or whatever. It's kind

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of a different time, but it wouldn't make any sense. The, the, the brilliance of

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this is its simplicity. So yeah, and we get it right away because we immediately

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know this man's a hired killer, or at least I mean, look, he's wearing all

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black and he's firing from a hotel room. He's clearly an assassin, right? And then

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he's on the phone about this thing. So it's like immediately we understand what this

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movie's about, which is so great. Gets right into it. This is not get them

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to the mall within 10 minutes, mall rats thing. This is like, we know within

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10 seconds what this movie is about in a lot of ways.

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But Martin has a problem, which is that as he, you know,

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and he literally tells his secretary, hold on a second, like I'm working or whatever,

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you know? He shoots the would-be assassin, the man he's been hired to kill,

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and the bodyguards for that person's target join in and are bang,

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bang, bang, bang. So there's a whole bunch of mess on the street, but Martin's

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done his job. Problem for him is dressed as a doorman just behind a column

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near the front of the hotel is sort of the second male lead,

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the third lead of this movie, Dan Aykroyd, playing a character we know only

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as Grocer. And he has a couple of very

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large hand cannons, like big, Magnum revolvers.

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Yeah, double guns, everybody. He shoots everybody, makes sure he empties the clips completely,

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whatever, throws the guns down, like just leave the murder

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weapons, and heads off. I mean, this is like, you know, no fuss, no muss

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kind of thing. Yeah. So yeah, and which Martin witnesses and is

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like, Goddamn. And he's just like, ah, son of a bitch.

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Like, so he ends up meeting—

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he goes out like to, you know, parks his car in this remote area or

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whatever outside the city, and he meets the Dan Aykroyd character, Grocer, that he wanted

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to meet. And whenever they meet each other, it's funny because like 2 professional killers

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meeting each other who know how the game works, yes, are like extra cautious,

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and they play it so hilariously in this. It's like they're mirroring each

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other. Well, it's this combination of like, I'm gonna keep my hands where you can

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see them so that you keep your hands where I can see them, but I'm

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also going to have my hands in the position where if you try to fucking

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do something, I'm gonna be able to reach my gun or knife or whatever.

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And so this— yeah, this is very, uh, stilted sort of movement

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that they— Yeah, and like the ends of their fingers are always twitching a little,

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you know, like a— like an Old West, uh, cowboy about

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to like reach for his revolver, you know. Um, every day is the O.K.

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Corral. Oh man. Uh, so, so it's really

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great. And the thing that Grosser brings up in this is like, hey, you know,

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shit like yesterday happens because we're not coordinated.

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He's kind of trying to get— yeah, uh, Marty and these

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other assassins, you know, the guys that have the similar job, to like unionize

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in effect, or just kind of, hey, we gotta work together, like,

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what's going on here? Right, and he points out like this specifically, right? He's like,

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I got booked to do the opposite of the job you got booked to do.

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If, if, if we had been working together, we could have like made sure nobody

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did that second job, or vice versa, whatever it is, whichever, you know, in his

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mind, I'm sure whichever one paid better, make sure that one gets done. Um,

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and, and, you know, Marty is basically just like, no, I, I, the whole

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point of this life is to not fucking I can't trust anybody.

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And don't want to. I like— like, the lone wolf is like the whole point.

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Like, I don't want to fucking deal with anyone. I don't go to meetings.

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I don't want a union. I don't want fucking healthcare. Like, fuck off. Yeah.

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If I liked barbecues and stuff, like, I would work in insurance. Like, I do

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this because— so, so he doesn't want to do it.

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And then so he's kind of back and forth on the phone now with

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his secretary. What's her character's name again? Marcella, I think. I can't

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remember now. I always think of her as just Joan Cusack. All right, we'll use

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it. We respect you, Joan. Has nothing, nothing against you.

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And you know they're kind of talking again about this ten-year reunion,

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and he asked her, he's like, "Well, did you go to yours?" And she was

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like, "Yeah, it was just as if everyone had swelled." Yeah,

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she has some really funny lines. She really does. It's really good stuff. But but

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he basically says, "Don't tell me. Don't talk to me about the skin. Burn it,

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right?" Yeah. And and now he's got another job to do. So we kind

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of cut to like an indeterminate amount of time later, and this is such a

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neat thing. He's got this. Uh, sort of like a, like a, uh, honestly,

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it's the kind of scope they'd use maybe on like a colonoscopy, like a really

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tiny camera on a huge, you know, like thing that he's able to drop

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down like through ventilation into a guy's hotel room where he's sleeping so that he

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can see really close to the man's mouth. And then this like long wire and

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this like poison basically. And it's like, and it's so cool. It's like a— The

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way it plunges down the wire. Yeah, it's neat. It's a great— and

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I have never seen this in another movie, and I've watched a million movies with

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shit like this, you know. So shout out, like, every time you see that happen,

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you're like, hell yeah. There are so many. And there's other little— there's so

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many little things this movie does right that I don't know if they're right.

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Like, I don't know if anybody would ever try to kill someone this way.

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Obviously, I'm not— I don't know. But it seems plausible and it's unique

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and I haven't seen it before. So it like totally checks all the boxes,

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you know? It's really cool. Unfortunately for him, his target like

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sort of snorts and moves his face to the side as soon as that poison

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drops. So now it drops on his face. It wakes him up. He has to

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run downstairs. kick in the door and shoot

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the guy. And he kind of shoots him in the stomach first and then goes

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to finish it off. And the guy says, you know what, whatever, whatever I did

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that you want, or whatever I'm doing you want me not to do, I'll stop

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doing. And he goes, it's not me. And this is the first of like,

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I think, 3 different runners, at least 2 different runners. It's not

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me is a big one. Mm. Uh, and then I think the other one we'll

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see later, but the, you know, hey, you're a handsome devil, what's your name?

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Like, right? And I love these callbacks and runners that the writers do in this

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movie. Um, this really is like, I'm I'm going to be saying it the entire

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episode. Just get used to it. This is one of the best screenplays of a

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movie we've watched. I can't believe that it didn't get any sort of awards activity.

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It's because it's a— it's because it's an action comedy. Yeah, it's not in the

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right tenor or genre for a lot of the like writing awards that are out

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there. But I thought that the screenplay for this, I could tell just by watching

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it like how well put together it is. Like the way that they do callbacks,

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the way that they refer to things throughout, the way they set things up and

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pay them off is all like so incredibly clean. It's like really Really impressive,

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and that's the first of that runner. Yeah, it's it's weird. It might be

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you know another symptom of how were we supposed to market this movie?

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Like we talked about with Princess Bride, where it's like it's great looking

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back at it, but at that time, like it's so different. How do you even

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push it? Yeah, I mean, they should have fucking figured it out. I remember the

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way they advertised this movie. They advertised it as a romantic

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comedy action. So it was like I think their whole idea and

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how they tried to market it was. Guys who like action movies,

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bring your girl who likes rom-coms and you'll both enjoy something. That was sort of

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how they— and it's really, that's kind of the only angle you could take on

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it. Yeah. I just don't know that there's really an audience looking for that.

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But they don't treat that like— yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah. I think they were aiming

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at people that don't really exist and are not looking for that kind of movie.

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They'll either go to the romantic comedy or they'll go to the action movie.

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Yeah. They don't really care about the middle. Don't make the compromise movie. The point

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of going to a movie is one person hates it. Yeah, right,

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exactly. It's the only way it works, people. Um,

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um, so he, uh, so Marty, he finds out that his next

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job here— He goes back, he goes back to the office, and,

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and Marcela, I think is her name, like, is, is like worried because she's like,

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dude, they're pissed. Like, this was supposed to look like— Yeah, he was supposed

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to die in his sleep. Now he's died from gunshot wounds. Like, like, this is—

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they're pissed and they think you owe them. And he's kind of like, okay,

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fine, whatever. And she's like, where's the job? And this is when she's like,

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I'm feeling sort of a Black Cat Friday the 13th, like, thing about this one,

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you know? That's right. And it's— he has to go to Detroit, and that's his,

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his alma mater, his— where he grew up. was in Grosse Pointe, Michigan, which is

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sort of a ritzy, sort of nice suburb of Detroit. And so she's like,

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hey, you can go this weekend, you can do this job, and then you can

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go to your reunion. And he is like pissed, doesn't want to do it,

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you know, but like obviously takes the job because he owes these people. You know,

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he doesn't want— whatever group hires you to kill other people,

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you don't really want to piss that group off. Yeah, it seems like you probably

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want to stay in their good graces, whether or not you feel good about your

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job. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so then we have Marty sitting on

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a therapist's couch, And kind of he's, he's letting

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off about it. And we see the therapist, Alan Arkin, who— so once again,

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I mean, this should be a hashtag, #WPA, well-placed Arkin.

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They just, they just put Arkin in the right spot here. But it's

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funny because Marty's talking for a while and then the first thing the therapist says

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is like, I told you I can't work with— like, you are not my patient.

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The funniest thing to me is that the actual very first thing we see Dr.

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Oatman do, that's Alan Arkin's character, is he is praying the rosary. He's holding a

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rosary and going bead by bead. So he's doing his Hail Marys and his Our

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Fathers. because he's so scared of Martin. Uh,

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and, and there's a very funny exchange here where it's like, yeah, it's like,

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you know, he says like, like, Martin, like, you know, you don't— you're not my

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patient. You just keep showing up at the same time and this doesn't work for

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me. And he goes, what are you talking about? Like, I came to you,

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like, you know, I needed help. And he goes, I told you what I did.

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And he goes, you told me what you did after 4 sessions. And I told

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you I'm not comfortable, like, working with you. I don't work with you. Yeah.

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And he goes like, you know, Martin says something about like, well, you know,

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but you're gonna keep working with me. He's like, I know where you live.

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And I love Arkin's response is, that wasn't nice. That wasn't designed to make me

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feel good. Like, it's like such very therapist speak, but it's like also true.

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Like, that was definitely a threat. Yeah. And Mars is like, you know, he's like,

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what do you think's wrong with me? He's like, I don't know. Do you think

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you possibly might have angst over killing a lot of people? And he's like,

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no, that's not it. I mean, like, what do we do in therapy? Can we

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talk about my dreams? And that's actually, that's the other, that's the third runner I

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forgot about. It's the, no, if I show up at your doorstep, you did something

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to bring me there. He says that several times in different contexts as well.

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But yeah, then he goes like, yeah, I had this dream where I'm that pink

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bunny, you know, in a commercial with the batteries. I go, the battery bunny?

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Yeah, yeah. What do you think of that? It's a terrible dream. It's a horrible—

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it's an inanimate object. It has no anima. It has no life force. Like,

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it's a terrible dream, Martin.

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Um, so, uh, so he's off now,

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right? And he's off to Grosse Pointe. I think Oaken tells him like, yeah,

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go to the reunion, try not to kill anybody for a weekend, see how it

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feels. Right, that's right. So I'm going to hang out at the reunion and then

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I'm going to go do my job after that's all done. I got to say,

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Grosse Pointe, Michigan, beautiful. Gorgeous. Lovely little downtown. My, my college

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girlfriend Nicole, who I'm still in touch with, is still a friend. She lives there

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with her family now. So good for her. Yeah. What a place

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there to live. So as we're going into town, we've got

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the radio voice, you know, he's listening to the radio and the first song

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she's— first she's shouting out the previous songs that had played.

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Yeah. Great. Yes. Because I was so excited at the time that she shouted out

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more Oh, and Massive Attack as well. Yeah, I wrote Massive Attack and Morphine here.

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I was like, fuck yeah. Um, because I loved Morphine at the time and they

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never got any, uh, they never really broke, did they? No, never got any play.

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And then that guy died in like the late '90s. Um, but Rudy Can't Fail

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coming on. I read that, uh, Joe Strummer was involved with

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like the music, uh, the composition for this movie. Nice. Which makes sense.

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And it's cool that, you know, we've got a few good Clash songs in here,

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but God, all these songs are just so amazing. Oh man. Yeah,

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Rudy Can't Fail is definitely a favorite. I remember from like the soundtrack,

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like it was just, uh, drinking brew for breakfast. There's something about that line that

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like as a 17-year-old, it's like, yeah, fuck yeah, man. Counterculture,

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baby. Like, and as a 17-year-old, everything like that you listen to,

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you're like, they're talking about it because it's cool. Yeah. And this is not

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a sad situation. I'm the same way. I definitely, as, as a, as a Northern

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California suburbanite, I definitely like understand the plight of the inner city

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London teen that's Joe Strummer was really singing to. Like, yeah,

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I'm a rude boy getting in fights with Nazis in my

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job at Pacific Sunwear. Elmer's glue in my mohawk.

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Like, uh, so, so he's going into

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town and like this voice on the radio, this is Minnie Driver's character Debbie.

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Debbie. And, uh, she looks great. She is just fantastic.

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Between this and Good Will Hunting, she was definitely like a, a, a banger

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in that era for sure. This was her like like ultra peak,

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her like Sandy Koufax, Pedro Martinez,

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like 4-year peak. Uh, so Marty, one of the places he

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goes, he goes to like see his old school. Yeah, Pointe Cy. And he,

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uh, and he runs into an old English teacher. And like based on this conversation

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you can have, you can tell he was just an incredibly bright student and stuff.

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And she was, you know— This is another thing where it's like the, the,

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the, the information they're giving us about Martin and where he came

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from and who he was is so loaded with subtext. Right?

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Nobody, you know, she's not saying exactly what she's thinking. She's just saying like,

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oh, you fooled us all in the teachers' pool. We thought Harvard, Yale would happen.

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So it's like she doesn't have to say, oh, you were such a good student.

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Yeah. Where'd you go to college? Like, that would've been the kind of crappier way

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to sort of get the same information. For sure. The way they did this was

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so wonderful. And there's this undercurrent of like,

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it's not disrespect, but there's something underneath with the two of them where it's almost

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like she's so shocked that he even showed up. That it's sort of like she

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doesn't really know what to say. There's— it's a really wonderful dynamic between these 2

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actors. Yeah, I like this interaction. It was, it was really

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nice. Um, and, uh, and Marty— so he's been gone for

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10 years. Like, he's not— and not— no contact with anybody, just disappeared for

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10 years. We get very clearly understood that it's 10 years a little later.

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Uh, he goes to check out his old house. So as he departs from

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the teacher, he says, oh, I'm actually gonna go check out my old house.

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Yeah. And she kind of hints at like, oh, are you? Like, okay, okay,

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take care. I don't care. And when he

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goes by and sees it, it has become an Ultramart.

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Ultimart. Ultimart. Like ultimate, but Ultimart.

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Nice. So this 7-Eleven-style convenience store in there. And while

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he's pulling up to the Ultimart, the song

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Live and Let Die, the Guns N' Roses version, is playing over

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the soundtrack. This is not diegetic at this point. It's just on the

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soundtrack, right? But as he walks into and the scene cuts to the interior

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of Ultimart, one of my favorite transitions in movie history is that Live and

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Let Die is then playing as muzak inside the Ultimart,

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and it is brilliant. It's just like, it's so perfect.

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And so just, dun dun dun dun dun dun.

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And it's so much quieter that like,

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you know, it'd be easy to miss. No lyrics,

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right? No vocals. Yeah. And it's just just— it is— it's

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perfect. Yeah. And it's one of those details in this movie where it's like they

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really paid attention to things and like took every opportunity

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for— to like make something fit and to make something better. Yeah.

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And, uh, yeah, this is a great example of it. So Marty goes into this

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convenience store and he's kind of like mad at the cashier, like, what the fuck?

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What are you doing here? He's like, what? This should be my bedroom. It's crazy.

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Sage, what are you doing here? The kid's like, I'm on a shift. Like,

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what do you— I work here. What do you mean? What are you doing here,

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customer? And he's like, no, no, but what are, what are you doing here?

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Like, what— why are you here? Yeah, he's so confused. You as representative

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of the Ultimart. Why is the Ultimart Corporation in my old home?

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Like, yeah, the guy's like, I don't know, I've worked here for 2 months.

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Right, like, fuck off. Uh,

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so, so that's a great, uh, that's a great realization there. And then

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kind of the one of the last connections to town before he starts meeting his

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classmates is he goes to visit his mom. Yeah, who's clearly in some kind of

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sanatorium. Yeah, something. Yeah. And like, he's asking her,

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he's just like, hey, what happened to the house? What happened to all the money

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that I've been sending you? She's just like, they stole it. But his

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mom also clearly has dementia, so it's like she could have spent it, she could

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have been lying, she could be just super confused. I don't even think she's old

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enough for dementia. She must have something specific going on. There's something— because it's just

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like, she doesn't even seem that old, you know what I mean? He's like 28.

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Yeah, she can't be older than her 50s, most likely. Yeah. So dementia is

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probably not it, but she's got something that— yeah, she has had a psychotic break

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or like something really bad, and she's been— she's convalesced, you know, she's been committed.

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And so he tries to like talk to her, and she is just like not

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really responding to him per se. And then the nurse comes and like

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has to take her somewhere, like, so she gets in a wheelchair and they start

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pulling off. And, and he's like gonna ask another question, but as she just turned

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around to face him, she sort of pulls her hair up and goes, like,

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you're a handsome devil, what's your name? And it's like, uh,

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Martin. Martin. Oh, you know, it's like— and it's just like, fuck, man,

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she doesn't even remember 2 seconds ago that I was here. Yeah. Like, there's no—

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there's no getting information out of her. No. Goldfish— goldfish memory. Yep.

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Uh, yeah, so that really sucks, but at least he's got his dad.

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Oops. So it shows Martin, uh, going to

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visit a cemetery, and there's the grave that's clearly his father's grave.

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Uh, he pulls out a bottle of scotch. You think, ah, you have a nice

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drink at your dad's grave. And he just dumps it, pours it out for him

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all over the entire thing. He doesn't understand the concept of pouring out a sip.

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It's pouring one out, I believe, is the term. Pour one out.

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Yeah, I think you pour a sip like with a 40.

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You pour a sip on the concrete for the deceased, right? That's what I'm saying.

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You pour one out. So not all of them. He's like, one, one swallow,

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one drink, one, one share is all you need to pour out. You don't need

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to pour out the whole bottle. But he does. But we find— I think we

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find out throughout this movie that Marty, he doesn't drink. He's always ordering

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club soda and stuff. So that could also be something about how his dad died.

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Like, we don't find out a lot about this. No, but dad was an alcoholic

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or whatever. But I think that the, the years on the tombstone make it clear

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he only lived— he died young, in like his 40s or something. Like, he was

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a young man. So, uh, and he died during the time that Martin has been

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gone. Is that right? I think so. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't— I can't remember

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now exactly what it said, but yeah, it basically was, was, yeah,

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It's clear why he wouldn't drink. Yeah. Like, I think it's pretty obvious. Like,

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he is so focused on staying operationally aware

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wherever he is that like any amount of alcohol is gonna, you know,

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turn that off a little bit. So that part makes sense. But an additional thing

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of, yeah, did his father die of alcoholism or something, right? That would double

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that up and make it even clearer. So, but yeah, so then he decides to

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go back to visit Debbie again at the radio station. And so she's on

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the air. And this is the part with,

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with the song, the song I love that is hard to find. So it's specifically

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this version from The Specials of Pressure Drop. Pressure Drop's been

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done several times by several different bands. I think there's a Toots and the Maytals

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version. I think there's like a bunch of different ones, but this is The Specials

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doing it. And it is my favorite version of Pressure Drop. And I cannot find

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it anywhere on Spotify, on Apple Music or whatever,

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this particular recording of Pressure Drop. Okay. And it is one of my

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favorite songs on this soundtrack, if not My favorite song on this soundtrack, and it

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is not. I tell you what, Steve, I'll burn you a CD. Please,

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please, because I love this version of this. I will be with it today.

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I will get my CDs. Rock and roll, man. I don't even know if I

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have a CD player anymore. I'm gonna throw it. Doesn't matter. You could spin it

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around on your finger. Maybe you can. Can you just like rip it to MP?

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You know what? I'll figure it out. I'm like, I need like an MP3 of

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it these days. Steve, don't ask me tech stuff. I don't even understand this thing

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I'm talking into right now. Well, that's fair. That's a good point. You really don't.

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It's frightening, people. He really doesn't. This interaction, uh, that he

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has with Debbie is so good. It's so good. And she's like—

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so he's sitting down, he's like, hey, I want to talk to you. And she's

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like, yeah, talk, and shoving the microphone in his face like, you're gonna do this

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shit, right? So he stood her up. He— they dated in high school and he

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stood her up on prom night. Yeah. And not only stood her up, like skipped

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town for 10 full years. Yeah. Like just completely vanished.

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Yeah. And this is what I think maybe the first time, maybe, uh, of the

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people in town that he tells the reality of what he did. Like, he does

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not lie to these people what he does for a living. Nobody believes him.

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Yes. But he says like, I, I, I freaked

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out, I joined the army, you know, stuff happened, went places,

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work for myself now, I'm a professional killer. Yep. And she's like, you know,

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I don't know which joke— everybody has some joke. Do you get dental with that?

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Oh, that's a growth industry. Like there's all these little jokes that they sort of

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throw in. I don't remember which one she gives him, but it's, it's, it's— she

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doesn't, you know, nobody believes— it's the kind of thing people joke about. Yeah,

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right. And so nobody believes him, but he's trying to be so honest To all

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these people from his past. Yeah, and it's like throughout the movie,

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this was cracking us up. My daughter watched this with us too, and every time

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he mentioned the professional killer thing, she was dying. She's like, he's just

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telling everybody. I'm like, he's telling him the truth.

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This interaction though is, is excellent. And she's calling

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out to, okay listeners, what do you think of this situation? Call in, you know,

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and people are calling in. I love the small town radio station

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with the window right onto Main Street. I feel like What?

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My taxes can pay for that. The police can have one less tank and

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we can have a fucking Main Street radio station in the middle of the town.

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I want that so bad. It's very cool. It's very Do

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the Right Thing, right? Yeah. Senior Love Daddy. And, and it's— yeah, it's the

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kind of thing that is a quaint idea that was rare then and is

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impossible now because it's just there's no money in like radio the way— That

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tank is just sitting there. That tank doesn't need to run over all the homeless

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people. Sell the tank. That's true. All right, we got

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to rework the city budget here. Um, but yeah, no, so she's just there

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and they get— they take some calls and it's basically people saying like, oh,

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I'd make him jump through some hoops because, you know, she tells people like,

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long lost, you know, the guy comes back after 10 years, like, what do I

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do? Should I let him back? And everyone's like, no, fuck that. And we get

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a call that'll come back later of a guy who identifies himself as Nathaniel,

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like, I don't hear a lot of remorse, Debbie. I think, you know, I'd make

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this guy like do some stuff, man. Like, he'll come back later, but yeah.

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So basically he does not want to talk, so he takes his headphones

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off and he's like, I'm not gonna talk. So is this when he goes to

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leave and then comes back in? No, he came back in. They make out at

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one point, which is very funny because it's like she

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obviously thought she'd never see him again, right? And then now here he is,

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and it's like the confusing emotions you must

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be feeling at that moment. Oh, for sure. And I mean, especially like 10 years

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after high school, everyone still looks

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Looks the same. Like, you'd probably be more likely to have those feelings. Sure.

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If it was like 20 years, right? Like, what happened to your hair, you piece

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of shit? Um, and not that that's ever happened to me,

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uh, but Martin's like, can we get out of here? Can we go get a

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cup of coffee or something? Uh, when he goes to meet her, he's obviously very

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paranoid about not having his back to the wall. Like, he needs to be in

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the back corner. And like, you know, I'm, I'm kind of like that anyway.

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Imagine being a professional assassin. Like, you're definitely not gonna want to do that.

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Yeah, for sure. Um,

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let's see here. So I think now he runs into another friend on the street.

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Yes. So this is Paul, played by Jeremy Piven.

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Oh, right before Paul, we see— oh yeah,

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someone who looks so weird that you know they're coming up later.

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This guy looks like he— I— the only— I

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was calling him the fake face guy. Yeah, he looks like the Tim Robinson

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There's Too Much Fucking Shit on Me sketch. The Carl Havoc thing.

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Like, he, he looks like he just has a false face on. Yeah. And it's

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a very weird look. So he's a short guy with long hair who's

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like gonna come into play later, right before we meet Jeremy. He looks very European.

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Yes. And at the same time that Martin notices him, he also clocks 2 guys

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who have been following him, a Black guy and a white guy. The white guy

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I know is Hank Azaria. I don't recognize the other actor, but they are— we're

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led to believe some kind of government agent, and they're following him as well.

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Uh, it turns out— I don't know when exactly in the story we get it,

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but basically Grocer tipped them off to the fact that Martin

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is here to kill somebody, so that when they follow him, witness him, let him

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do it, and then they can kill him, you know, sort of like for Grocer

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or something like that. But that way it's not really assassination. They can claim they

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did it, you know, the, the suspect died in trying to arrest him or something,

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right? Like that kind of thing. Shocker, cops lying. Um,

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but basically, like, he clocks them too, so now he's, he's on kind of high

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alert. And I think he even calls Marcel and is like, find out like who

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else is in town. Like, I've spotted 2 spooks and a ghoul, I think at

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some point he mentions, right? And, and, but then, then he bumps into Jeremy Piven,

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uh, Paul, his old buddy. And this is clearly like 2 people who were very

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close friends in high school, right? Like, this is clearly old buddies. But again,

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Martin hasn't seen anybody in 10 years. So, you know, he's like chatting and Paul's

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a real estate agent. He's like, hey, I gotta go show a house. You know,

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why don't you come with me, hang out? Uh, he makes a comment every time

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somebody drives something that's not American, because he always drives a Lincoln Town Car.

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That's the only car he drives. Grocer as well. Black Lincoln Town Cars. That's it.

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Apparently the choice vehicle according to this movie, like the

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most maneuverable car. Seems like it's crazy the

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moves they pull. Yeah. But yeah, if it's not a Detroit-built auto,

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yeah, exactly. Isn't that sacrilege? Because Jeremy drives a BMW.

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Paul rather drives a BMW. They go off to check out this house.

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He's like milling about on the lawn while Paul shows the house to this couple.

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And this, I don't remember the name of the guy, but it's this this,

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uh, like really small, bald, meek-looking like security

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guard guy. Yeah, who like rolls up hella fast and it's like, hey, I've been

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seeing people on the street. Martin! Like, and he recognizes him, another guy from high

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school basically. This guy is a funny character. And, and he's

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telling— Martin's asking him about his job, so he's like, he's like, so you're a

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cop? He's like, no, I'm not a cop. We're kind of private security for this

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neighborhood, so anyone who needs something done in this neighborhood. And he's like, can you

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carry a gun? Yeah, I carry a gun. Yeah, so you're authorized to just shoot

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and kill people? He's like, he's like, yeah. And Martin's like, that's a crazy job.

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How did you get it? He's like, well, they were hiring, plus it was only

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a 2-week course. So it's ICE, basically. He's, uh, he's got the same training

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the ICE agents have. Yes. Yeah. But yeah, so it's funny,

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there's a line here where, uh, as, as Paul is like talking to the couple

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and they're getting ready to sort of leave, but they look like they really like

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the house. Yeah. Martin says something like, I've always felt very temporary about myself.

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But seeing the two of you here, like, if the time ever comes for me,

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and I hope it does, I want a house like this. I want a wife

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like you. It's just like very creepy. He's trying to be

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helpful and he's very bad at it. That's a guy who spends all his time

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alone and like looking out hotel windows. Yes.

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Uh, one, uh, funny detail too about Paul. So as they're leaving

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there and Paul, uh, discloses that, oh, I was the realtor

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that sold your mom's house to Ultimart. Well, Ultimart came with— I tried to

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get a family in there, but Ultimart made the best offer. Oh well, you got

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to do what you got to do. Like, um, and this is— and now they're

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driving down the street for a bit and, uh, smoking a joint. They're sharing a

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joint, or at least, uh, Paul is smoking it. Uh, and this is when he

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is just talking to Martin and then freaks out in the middle of his

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sentence and starts screaming, 10 years! Yeah, 10 years!

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10 years! And like honking the horn and stuff. And then again,

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Martin's back to like like, I freaked out, I went in the Army,

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got into the CIA, now I work for myself, I'm a professional killer. And he

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goes, oh, do you get dental with that? Like, oh my

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God. Oh man. Um, okay, so he's— is

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he going back into the Ultimart? He goes back to the Ultimart. I don't even

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think we're really told why. Yeah, per se, but he goes back to the Ultimart,

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uh, and the kid is now not behind the counter anymore, he's playing the Doom

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2 arcade game. Yeah, there in the corner and wearing a Detroit Red

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Wings hat. Hockey gear. Hockey gear. Hashtag hockey gear. Hockey A will

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be added to this one. But yeah, he goes there, and then as he's on

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the phone, I think with Dr. Oatman, just being like, Dr. Oatman, like, I'm not,

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you know— or no, no, this is when he calls Marcella to ask about the

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spooks and the ghoul, like find out who else is in town. He's on the

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phone with her as the ghoul, that weird-looking short European guy,

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comes barreling into the Ultimart carrying 2 Uzis and just starts

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spraying bullets at Martin everywhere. A huge gunfight

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ensues. Yeah. Uh, and I love this too. This is great, another great kind of

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music editing thing or sound editing thing where when we get the perspective of the

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kid, so we're either close up on his face or we see the Doom 2

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game he's playing, we hear Ace of Spades by Motorhead,

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uh, playing, which is a great song, and playing in his headphones. And then when

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we cut out to the battle going on,

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the, the song is basically gone, or it's like, or it's very tiny

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in the background. So yeah, we get this like cut back and forth of like,

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we can tell the kid does not hear the gunfire. Because Motorhead is playing so

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loud in his headphones, which is like, I think, a little unrealistic, but that's okay,

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like, whatever, right? So there's this— it's a great cut back and forth and

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another great example of like the sound editing in this movie. And this is good,

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you know, good action here. Good double gun, John Woo style,

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you know, diving around. Convenience store makes for a great set. Shit flying all

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over the place. All the chips are getting blown up and the milk behind you

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and whatever. Bags of chips blowing up. Give me that all day, dude. Clerks could

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never. So So the fake face guy manages

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to kind of get away. Yeah. And, and Marty's like, all right, I got

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to get out of here too. He notices that in the microwave there's like a

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brick of C4, you know, clearly rigged to explode. And so

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he grabs the kid and gets him out of there. Just, you know. And I

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don't know how you would set that up. I don't know how you would set

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that up where the microwave counting down was somehow related to

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the timer of the thing. That was a little strange. It seems like it would

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have to hit a certain temperature, right? So it wouldn't— yeah. Yeah. But it was—

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it's good. It's cinematically good. Yeah. It's not logical, but that's fine. But yeah,

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he actually runs out the door and then comes back and grabs the kid.

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This is sort of a Martin's not really a bad guy confirmation moment where he

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goes back for the kid and drags him out and blows up. And this is

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another, it's not me, 'cause the kid's like, what'd you do? He's like, it's not

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me. He's like, no, I gotta find another job. I know, I love that the

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kid's reaction was that. Uh, one thing that would've been satisfying we

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didn't get here, and I get why because of the sequence of things, is the

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kid turning around and seeing like the destroyed store. Like,

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he doesn't have a moment to even notice that 'cause he goes straight from the

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video game like out into the field. From his perspective, this guy showed up earlier

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in the day freaking out and like kind of talking crazy, and the next thing

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he— next time he sees him, he's pulling him out of the store right before

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it explodes. Right. So nobody else around. No one else there. Okay, so this guy

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came to blow up the store he was mad at earlier.

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Um, domestic terrorist. So Debbie and,

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uh, and Martin are meeting at the Hippo Club. Hippo Club. Pretty cool

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looking place. It looks a little tiki-ish maybe. I can't even really tell exactly what's

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going on in there, but yeah, the decor is a little a little nondescript.

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Yeah. But yeah, he's— again, he's got a, you know, club soda or

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whatever, and she's, she's got a shot. And then they, they get interrupted as they're

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talking. And again, he— I think he's explaining to her like, I'm a killer,

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and she deflects, you know, whatever. But some other woman shows up,

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and this is the first time we see— we don't see very

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many until the reunion sequences— other women they went to school with. You see several

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of the guys. We see Paul, we see the security guard guy. Like, there's a

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couple, right? This woman, and later women we see who went to school with them,

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they all look way too old. It's something about the hair or the— what they're—

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the outfit they're wearing. They all look like they're in their 40s. I know.

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You're supposed to— like, 10-year reunion, you're 28. It's our association with that look,

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though, with looking at people who are older. But the guys don't look like that

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to me. Like, John Cusack and Minnie Driver doesn't look like that to me.

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Like, it's something about these other women in their class

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reunion grouping, and not even all of them, but just several of them have got

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these crazy, like, beehive haircuts. These very, like, '50s-looking crazy

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hairs. And it's like, you went to high school in the '80s and you're 28.

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28 years old. This, this doesn't make any sense. I know it does.

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I do feel I read them as, as older for sure. Uh,

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yeah, so yeah, and this lady is, is very, you know,

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classic irritating former classmate. Spills a drink on them,

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like, yeah, yeah, all this stuff. So he goes to the bathroom just to like

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clean up, like wash his hands or whatever, because he's got like the liquor all

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over it. And he sees the 2, the 2 guys, the 2 feds basically are

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in there. And they have— first everybody acts like nobody knows who the other person

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is. But after he washes his hands and he's like drying them off, he goes—

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he like looks at them and goes, I'm gonna go back to my table,

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I'm gonna finish my drink, I'll be going back to the hotel in about 20

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minutes, see you there. I, I can't get enough of this in any

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film, is the guy just notifying his tail. Like in Goodfellas,

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like where he knocks on the window to wake him up, come on, fuck,

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like, let's go. Beverly Hills Cop and the banana in the tailpipe stuff. Like,

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it's always good, it's always good.

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And so Grocer comes out. So after Martin leaves the bathroom, Grocer comes out of

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one of the stalls and it's like, why don't you guys just kill him?

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And it's like, like, no, I love the one guy goes, cuz we're not assassins.

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The way he does the little— I was trying to figure out how to write

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that down cuz I wrote— It's ahyuck, I believe is the spelling. Yeah,

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his reaction was really funny cuz it was like, it could

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be that Grocer is just intimidating and pushing these guys around, but these guys

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are being like so sarcastic, like, fuck you, man. And then

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the very— one of the funniest jokes in the entire movie is then Hank Azaria

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is looking down the hall and he goes, He's coming back! He's coming back!

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And Grocer dives back into the stall. And then Hank Azaria looks at his partner

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and just shakes his head like, no, he's not. And like maybe 3 or 4

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seconds goes by, and Grocer comes out and goes, oh, fuck you guys!

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That's one of my favorite jokes in the whole movie. It's so good. And then

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right after that, right, he's talking— Marty and Debbie

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are back at the table, and they're kind of talking more about him. And she's

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like asking about his life. He's like, I have a cat. And he's like,

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it's very demanding. And she's like, it? Is it a boy or a girl?

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He goes, I respect that. its privacy.

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Banger line. So good. So good. Oh man.

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Um, yeah, and then, uh, so I think we get a quick phone call

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between Marcella and, and, uh, Martin a little later, uh, where she's asking, how did

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it go? And he's like, I haven't done it yet, I'll do it tomorrow.

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And she's like, uh, because she's giving him info, well, these are the guys that

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are there, like, this is, this is not good, right? Like, I think this is

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this part where it's like, you know, yeah, there's these 2 NSA guys and then

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there's this other guy. And he actually does recognize from like reputation, like who this

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person is. Oh, that guy's a fucking asshole, like whatever. And he's like, yes,

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you're getting out of there, right? You're leaving, right? You're not staying, right? This is

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dangerous. And she's— and he's like, no, no, I'll take care of it. When she's

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reading the name, she's like, uh, Steven Lardner, AKA Steve.

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It's so good because like the,

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the European guy actually had some aliases, I think, right? Yeah, AKA Steve.

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Uh, and the thing about the NSA, the, the feds, is like they have to

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catch him in the act. So they can't just take him out, even though they

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plan on fully murdering him. Oh yeah. They need to like wait for him to—

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They have to at least have a plausible excuse for why it happened, whereas the

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other guy is just here to kill him in whatever way he can. And then

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it's kind of like he doesn't— I don't think at this point he knows Grocer

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is in town, or maybe he does. Maybe that's— oh no, that's right, because she

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tells him Grocer dimed— Grocer's the one who dimed him out to the feds.

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And so, and so then he contacts Grocer and they go to meet.

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at like a diner. That's right. Right? And so,

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so they are both— so Grocer's got his hand in a paper bag and

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the feds are watching. So they're watching this thing. But like,

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like, uh, uh, uh, Martin's got his gun like under a napkin. Grocer's got his

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in a paper bag. And they're both sort of like really, really fidgety

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with each other. So twitchy. This— the, the physicality in this

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is so good. It's so funny, man. Yeah. Um, yeah,

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because it's just like, oh, hello, sir. How are you doing? I'm good

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too. And just knowing that there's a gun on you and everything.

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Um, when the waitress comes to take their order. I don't remember what Grocer orders,

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but it's very like this, then this, then this. It was very simple, whatever.

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And then Martin goes, I'd like an egg white omelet, please. And she goes,

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what would you like in the omelet? Nothing in it, just the egg whites.

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Well, then that's not technically an omelet. And he goes, look, I don't want to

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get into the semantics about it. I just want some protein. Like, can you bring

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me the egg white? Like, that was, that was a little, uh, Brody Randall,

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like, uh, Kevin Smith character that snuck in there. I think that's a little

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bit Kevin Smithy kind of exchange. Um, one thing that,

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uh, that Grocer is telling Marty is that

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Marty's like, well, what, what the fuck's happening? Like, why is this guy after me?

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He's like, oh, you killed this guy's dog. That's right. He's like, what are you

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talking about? And, you know, they think he killed this dog named Boudreaux. And Marty's

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like, no. He's like, I threw a stick of dynamite like away or something,

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or the dog went to fetch after it. The guys that he was there to

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kill were playing, uh, were flushing games

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out of the brush with dynamite.

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Oh, Boudreaux is a retriever to fetch it. So the dog went and fetched the

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dynamite, and it wasn't even— Martin was just there. It wasn't his doing or whatever.

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Yeah, um, but he's still being blamed for it. Yeah, so he got— and he's

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saying like, I'm not joining your— yeah, your union. Like, I'm done.

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I'm actually doing my last job. I'm gonna do this, and then you're never gonna

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see or hear from me again. Yeah, right. And then the waitress comes back

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to the table as they both kind of get spooked at the same time.

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And the way that, uh, Grocer gets up, and it's It's like so chaotic the

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way that they get up and leave the place. And Martin like knocks the plates

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over. And I love as he's backing out the door with the gun still trained

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on Grocer, goes, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah. Like, I love that for some reason.

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This is like so funny. Yeah, just trying to cause chaos.

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But Grocer makes it clear to him, no scabs. Like, when we build this union

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thing, we're not gonna allow scabs. Right. You're gonna— you're enemy number one, basically.

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You're an enemy, yeah. Like, right, like this is a big deal. Okay,

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so he then calls Oatman, and he does— and is this when he fires

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Oatman? No, I think that's later. Yeah, that's later. But yeah, he calls him—

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oh, that's right, he calls him. Oatman's like eating, and he's kind of like,

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you know, uh— oh, that's right, because it's the reunion. It's time to— he and

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Debbie are gonna go to reunions together, and he's like having second thoughts, and he's

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like trying to talk to Oatman, and Oatman's trying to talk him down. It's like,

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this is me breathing. I want you to realize you're breathing. Wait, do you want

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me to realize I'm breathing, or you want me to say that I'm breathing?

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Say it. He's like, you know, this is like Oatman being as good a therapist

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as possible. First of all, He knows Martin is, you know, I think at least

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hundreds, if not 1,000-plus miles away. Like, I think New York is where Othman's based,

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and maybe it's LA. But he's like, you know, he's just eating his lunch,

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and like, but he's helping. He's trying to help Martin, right? And so— And Martin

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is calling Othman at different times, right? He's calling him crazy times of night.

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He'll get the voice machine, and then if he starts leaving a

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message, he picks it up. So you could tell, like, how terrified the therapist— he's

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basically not leaving his phone in case Martin calls, you know?

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Even though it's the last thing he wants to deal with. Exactly. He doesn't wanna

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piss him off. Yeah. But Martin is late

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to pick up Debbie, I believe, right? Like, yeah. So,

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and so he brings her flowers and she

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has a great line about like, you know, oh, hey, cool, you're here, you know,

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whatever. Like, my dad's down the hall, he wants to say hi to you.

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I'll just go put these in some rubbing alcohol.

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And then he like, he chucked the flowers too. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. He did like, kind of like a valet key toss, not like a

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whip 'em in the face. It was good. I mean, unless those were thorny roses,

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in which case she just got scratched up badly. Uh, so he goes and

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he starts talking to Debbie's dad. Yeah, yeah. And, uh, you know, Debbie's dad's

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obviously like, fuck you, dude. You know how much my daughter suffered

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because of your ass leaving her and everything? Like, I would be like— Oh,

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he basically says something like, I'd hoped you died. I figured that's the best possible—

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I hoped you died, and yet here you are, you know? And he's like,

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yeah, no. And he goes— and he says something about like, so did you end

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up how I thought? Was I right about you or wrong? You know, like,

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I thought you'd be a layabout, pot-smoking, flannel-wearing, you know, coffee shop

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type, whatever. And he goes, no, no, I went the other way, you know,

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corporate 6 figures. I wear suits. I travel a lot.

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You know, I execute with a killer instinct or something like that.

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And this is another one where he tells the guy straight up, he's like,

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I'm a professional hitman or a professional killer. He goes, oh good, that's a growth

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industry. Um,

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so, so he and Debbie now head to the reunion,

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and, uh, when, when,

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uh, when they walk in, Marty saw like, I should have brought my gun.

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And she's like, what'd you say? He's like, ah, it should be fun.

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Because he did, he almost brought it. He sort of like, you know. And there

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was a point too where, uh, I don't remember who called Martin, maybe it was

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Marcel at one point, like left a message or something. But basically we see that

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someone else— and we don't see exactly— is in Martin's hotel room and sees the

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invitation to the reunion, right? It, it's the killer from Europe, whatever, the guy that's

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there to hit him. Uh, fake face guy. Fake face guy. We don't technically see

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that, but it is pretty inferred pretty clearly that he now knows where Martin is

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for the evening. Yeah. Um, so yeah, so Marty and, and Debbie are at the

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reunion. Marty is so flinchy when he's meeting people. It's, it's funny,

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you know, it's a symptom of, A, just like what he does, but also,

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I don't have my gun. I always have my fucking gun. Yeah.

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Uh, so it's really just someone like thrusting their hand out to him

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scares the shit out of him. Yeah. They run into a guy. I love this

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guy. The tall guy they run into is like a lawyer, and he talks about

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how he does like, no, mostly Like you know, a little personal injury, a little

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divorce, little like mergers. Basically all this stuff. Yeah. And he's like,

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personal injury—it's all kind of the same thing. As he goes, I'm gonna use that

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line. I'm gonna steal that line. And he gives him a pen for for high

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high quality clients or something like he says. Yeah. Instead of a card, he gives

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him a pen, you know, and everything. And and they're just like, okay. And it's

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so funny. Every time Marty and Debbie need to leave talking to someone,

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it's sort of like, hey, do you want to go somewhere else? Yeah. And they

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just leave. It's like it's like we need to talk to. Over there, you know,

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it's like they don't really have little escape hatch phrases, so they're just saying whatever

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they have to to just walk away. It's so uncomfortable. And, and Paul,

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uh, the Jeremy Piven character, so clearly was, you know,

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not the cool guy in high school and is trying to prove that he's changed

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and he's different now. And the way that he's talking, you know, the classic

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like confident nerd Anthony Michael Hall type character

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mentality. Yeah. Uh, and at one point Marty asked him

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like, oh, how's, how's it going? And he goes, goes, it's a festival of pain.

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Yeah. And there's like a, a woman walks up to them and says hi to

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Marty, and she's pretty blonde, she's got like a little dress, a little party dress

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on. And, and I think Jenny Slater, I think, is her name, or whatever.

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And so Paul keeps going, hey Jenny Slater, hey Jenny Slater, hey Jenny, hi Jenny,

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while she's talking to Marty. And she finally is like, um, hi. And he's like,

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Paul— I don't remember his last name, whatever. It's like, we had like— and she's

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like shaking her head like she doesn't know. We had 11 classes together, like sat

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next to you for like 2 years or like whatever. And she's like, nope,

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sorry. Like, he's, he's pretty good.

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He's really, uh, he's really reaching here. Yeah. Um,

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so Debbie and Marty, like, oh, so one of the per— uh, one of

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the people at the reunion has a baby. Oh yeah. And this is where Marty

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is kind of like holding the baby, looking at it very like much

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the way that, uh, that Arnie in Terminator picks

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up that little kid by his overalls and kind of looks at him just like,

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what the fuck is this? But It's definitely affecting him, like the way Marty's

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really like taking time and looking at this and kind of having realizations while

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he's doing so. And a fantastic music cue too. It's David Bowie and Queen,

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Under Pressure, playing over this. And this is the other thing too I wanna say,

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like sometimes movies are written and sort of

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ideated and you know they're gonna have to have a great soundtrack in order to

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work. And I feel like this was that, that was for this movie, that was

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true of this movie from the beginning. Because like Minnie Driver's character is a radio

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DJ. So there's, and literally the whole back to the '80s weekend or whatever

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like central to the plot in a lot of ways.

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The reunion was always gonna be DJ'd and have a bunch of

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like music and stuff, you know? And so it's like, this was always gonna be

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a banger soundtrack. Like you gotta get 20 songs in there. Yeah. It's at least—

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You need the needle drops. You're gonna have to— and again, sort of like thinking

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about Swingers where the music was such a major part of that movie and they

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spent half their budget. And obviously this was a much higher budget film, but like

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they probably— I can't imagine what the licensing rights cost them for this movie.

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I would love to see— Probably a couple of million, I would guess. I could

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see that. Yeah, for sure. 'Cause the total budget was like $16, I think it

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said. Yeah. Something around $15, $16. 2 million of that maybe to go to

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all these these recording artists to play these these songs.

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It's it's it's remarkable like what they were able to do with this. But yeah,

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you know great music being played, and especially if like budget constraints led to them

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making certain choices about the soundtrack that makes it even more impressive.

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Yeah yeah yeah. You know where it's like oh shit we couldn't afford Bad to

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the Bones. Right. So we picked a bunch of good songs. Well, and it's and

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this is I think too why I kind of equate this with High Fidelity is

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that and knowing that Cusack has a writing credit on. on this. I feel like

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this is very— this movie and High Fidelity are both very much like, this is

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John Cusack's personal taste in music. It's very much

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like if you watch a Bill Lawrence TV show and you hear the music with

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Ted Lasso, Shrinking, Cougar Town, Scrubs, you know,

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any of those kind of shows, the music in them is always really good.

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It's this kind of like particular brand of like indie-adjacent,

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folk-adjacent kind of, you know, music. Mm-hmm. And it's all Krista

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Miller. It's Bill Lawrence's wife and the actress who's on Shrinking. King and was on

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like the Drew Carey Show and stuff. She picks— she's the music supervisor for like

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all of his series, and you can tell that there is a, a through line

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of like the kind of music you're hearing. And there is some— there is so

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much easy connection between the very like early '80s-centered

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kind of like— we didn't call it alternative music back then, but that, that sort

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of off the beaten path, not quite top 40, you know, new wave

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and etc. A lot of like, uh, reggae and a lot of like kind of

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different stuff And then what they— what is all throughout High Fidelity, like Massive Attack

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is referenced in both movies. That's not a coincidence. Yeah, that's not a band that

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coincidentally gets referenced in 2 John Cusack movies released 4 years apart, right? You know

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what I mean? Like, so just an interesting thing. I think it's very, very Cusack-oriented.

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And for the character, it's more believable that the character

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who becomes a hitman is more into this, like, you know,

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lesser-known music, the kind of darker music. He's not a Hall and Oates guy.

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No, this, this guy loved Joy Division. Yeah, you know, for sure.

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Like Um, all right,

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so we are, uh— Well, they sneak off to the nurse's office. We should mention

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this. That's right. Yeah, because they go to make out and then, and, and Debbie's

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like, no, no, there's something missing. Hold on a second, you gotta stop, you gotta

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stop. He goes, oh no, no, is this too fast? She goes, well, yeah,

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but I'm forgetting something. And she pauses and she goes, oh right, and she slaps

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him across the face super hard and then goes, welcome home. I love

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that moment. And there's a quick shot before they go in the nurse's office of

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Just like they're watching from the bleachers as everyone is like dancing and

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stuff. And it's just a perfect encapsulation of how lame/fun

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these events are. Like, you just have to embrace how much it kind of sucks

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to really have fun at it. And everyone's doing that. Like, I, I like that

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shot a lot. The scary part for us, man, is our 20th is not far

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away. We're like a couple years, right? Isn't that— Our 20th has passed.

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Our 30th is coming up. Oh my God, that's right. It was the 20th.

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That was the 20th. You and I hung out at the 20th.

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The 20th was fun. The 20th wasn't bad, but it was at like a restaurant,

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wasn't it? I don't remember a whole lot of that, which is not great.

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But yeah, anyway, yeah, the 30th is coming up. That's fun. That's good. I like

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that. Definitely not dying. Okay, cool. So as everyone walks into this reunion,

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there's of course like the coordinator woman who has the table and everyone

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has a name tag with their yearbook picture in it, right? That's cruel.

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So seriously. So fake face guy walks up to the table and she like looks

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at him kind of surprised. Like, I'm like the yearbook nerd. I know everybody who

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went here. She was probably class president or whatever. She knew everybody. Yeah. So,

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and the way the guy looks, and he just grabs one of the, uh,

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name tags, he goes, it is I, Sidney Feldman.

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With like some kind of Eastern European accent. It's hard to place, but he's—

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he sounds vaguely, uh, Slavic.

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Um, so then, uh, there's this guy Bob who's kind of like

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a jock kind of— Bobby Beamer. Dude, and, uh, right, he's the car

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dealer guy. He was actually in, uh, Walking Dead for

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a bit. Okay. And my daughter has been watching Walking Dead very recently

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and saw this guy, and then she sees him and then she's like, oh shit,

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like losing her mind. I love watching her make those realizations

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because like I've been doing that my whole life, you know. So I remember him

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playing a bully as a younger kid, like a young— when he was younger,

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so maybe late '80s, early '90s. Yeah, the bully in something.

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I'd have to look it up. I'm not I don't care enough because he's a

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small character. Yeah, so, but he's like, you know, the guy who becomes a car

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dealership owner after high school, right? And it looks

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like him and Martin are gonna get into it because he's just like looking for

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some shit. He's drunk or whatever. And Martin's ability to de-escalate

56:31.177 --> 56:34.646
here is really incredible, right? So he, he de-escalates. We're not

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in a fight anymore. Like, what's really going on? Using some of what he's learned

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in therapy because he's like, oh, you do, do you really imagine there's some pent-up

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up thing between us for all these years. Like, there is no us, man.

56:45.090 --> 56:47.730
That you and I do not exist. Like, there's you and there's me. There's no

56:48.230 --> 56:50.410
us. He's like, what do you— who do you want to hit? Because it's not

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me. Like, it's Dr. Oatman did a really

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good job with Marty, I think. And then Bob pulls out, he's like, I have

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a poem. And Marty's like, oh yeah, go ahead and read your poem. And he

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lets him read like a couple lines. He's like, hey, that's great, man. He's like,

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oh, there's more. He's like, just read the last line. Skip to the end.

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For a while. He's like, for a while.

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It's beautiful. That's amazing, dude. Uh,

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but again, you know, showing Marty like is, uh, professionally violent and

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personally completely like nonviolent, you know? Yeah, it'd be interesting. I think like taking— I

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would want to take— if we took, uh, I don't know if you ever saw

57:25.510 --> 57:28.610
the movie America's Sweethearts. Uh, John Cusack— it's not in the '90s, so we probably

57:29.110 --> 57:31.740
won't get to it, but it's early 2000s. It's like John Cusack and Julia Roberts.

57:32.270 --> 57:35.070
Catherine Zeta-Jones is in it. Billy Crystal. It's actually a very funny movie. Hank Azaria

57:35.570 --> 57:38.771
is actually You'll also learn that as well. Very funny movie about this pair of

57:39.271 --> 57:42.570
actors who are America's sweethearts. They like are always in movies together. It's John Cusack

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and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Okay. And then they are together and then they

57:46.420 --> 57:48.885
break up and there's this whole like storyline, right? And it's a funny romantic comedy.

57:49.350 --> 57:52.860
But there is his character after the breakup goes

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to this like zen healing, you know, place, like a rehab

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center practically, but becomes like very zen and very like, you know,

58:00.489 --> 58:03.855
um, and like kind of like almost annoyingly like, I'm cool and I'm calm,

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whatever. I would love the idea of like a movie where that, that guy

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who's actually that guy is also a professional killer. Yeah, yeah. Just because that's what

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he's good at for paying the bills. But like in his own life, he is

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like, you know, Caine from Kung Fu without the actual fighting. Like, you know what

58:17.440 --> 58:20.110
I mean? Just like very like— I just feel like that could be very funny.

58:20.280 --> 58:24.080
Like mix these 2 John Cusack characters. Hell yeah, dude.

58:24.580 --> 58:26.260
Um, but yeah, so he decides to go back to his locker. He's like,

58:26.760 --> 58:28.220
tells Debbie, hey, I'll catch up with you, but I'm gonna go run by my

58:28.720 --> 58:31.100
locker. And sure enough, he's hidden— you know, he must have hidden a joint in

58:31.600 --> 58:34.020
his locker 10 years ago. He pulls it out. It's dust, but it's kind of

58:34.520 --> 58:37.050
a neat little neat little thing. You know, after he breaks into whoever's locker that

58:37.550 --> 58:40.753
is now, but as he's standing there, who comes around the corner? But our our

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ghoul friend. Yes, and this is a good fight. Cusack was

58:44.824 --> 58:47.774
trained for some decent choreography here. Fantastic.

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I was really shocked by it. You know, and definitely not not

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stunt doubles during a lot of the. I mean, it's clearly you

58:55.343 --> 58:58.722
know them both in in frame doing this thing. Mirror in

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the bathroom by the English Beat playing. I think yes,

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excellent song. And uh. God, yeah,

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this fight is fantastic. It's really well done. Yeah, great, great martial

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science happening back and forth. I would say better standing sidekick than we got from

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Jean-Claude Van Damme. So at least— yeah, at least with his left foot, Cusack could

59:16.577 --> 59:18.705
beat Van Damme if it was a left-footed fight.

59:19.185 --> 59:22.582
Um, so it ends with, uh,

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you know, a real struggle on the ground and what's gonna happen. And Marty reaches

59:27.116 --> 59:30.096
for the only weapon that he has, which is the pen he was given by

59:30.596 --> 59:33.861
his lawyer friend earlier. That's right. And then jams it into Fake Face's neck.

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Yep, fake face's real neck, uh, and it's pretty

59:37.830 --> 59:40.510
gnarly, man. Stabs him a bunch of times. It's very bloody. Very bloody. So this

59:41.010 --> 59:43.570
whole movie, there's not been a lot of carnage. I mean, there was like the

59:44.070 --> 59:47.150
guy getting shot by Aykroyd at the beginning, the guy on the bike getting shot,

59:47.650 --> 59:51.150
but it wasn't a lot of close-up, like— Yeah, this is the most personal of

59:51.650 --> 59:55.370
the kills in it. It's the bloodiest, the way that the action scenes ever get,

59:55.870 --> 59:58.850
um, you know. And, and yeah, like, the, the action scenes being scattered throughout the

59:59.350 --> 01:00:01.630
movie make a lot of sense. You know, this is not a straight action or

01:00:02.130 --> 01:00:05.481
a straight rom-com or a straight anything else, right? This is a very blended sort

01:00:05.981 --> 01:00:08.788
of movie, and I love that they punctuate it just the right amount of time.

01:00:08.853 --> 01:00:12.802
It seems like every, you know, 20-ish minutes you get like a pretty decent-sized,

01:00:13.108 --> 01:00:15.773
you know, fight of some kind. Yeah. Uh, and this is the one here,

01:00:15.837 --> 01:00:19.434
and it's great. The problem for Martin is, is that Debbie comes around the corner,

01:00:19.916 --> 01:00:23.271
uh, and sees this and sees him covered in blood

01:00:23.287 --> 01:00:26.451
with a dead body in front of him, sweating. You know, he's holding the pen.

01:00:26.515 --> 01:00:30.158
I mean, everything. Yeah. And again, we get another It's not me. And she just

01:00:30.190 --> 01:00:32.693
freaks out and runs back down the stairs to get away from him.

01:00:32.773 --> 01:00:36.464
Realistic freakout, by the way, because I feel like a lot of movies would film

01:00:36.964 --> 01:00:39.769
that where she's like, what are you doing? Would stand there and have like a

01:00:40.269 --> 01:00:43.747
10-minute conversation with him, but she's gone. Yeah, but then Paul comes

01:00:44.247 --> 01:00:46.764
along, right? And he's just like, hey, what's going on? And where's our boy?

01:00:46.892 --> 01:00:49.603
What's going on? And Marty's just like, Paul, I need you to help me.

01:00:50.005 --> 01:00:53.598
And Paul, to his credit, fucking soldier, good-ass friend, right?

01:00:54.200 --> 01:00:56.920
I don't know if I could do that. You haven't seen this guy in 10

01:00:57.420 --> 01:01:00.860
years, and now he's, he's hanging out over a dead body,

01:01:01.360 --> 01:01:04.700
person you don't know. Yeah. I don't, I don't know if I'm that friend.

01:01:05.200 --> 01:01:06.480
I gotta be honest with you. I don't know. I don't think I could do

01:01:06.980 --> 01:01:10.160
it. I'd be like, dude, deuces. Here's the thing. Yeah, won't tell anybody.

01:01:10.260 --> 01:01:13.660
Bye-bye. Like, Marty could be like, hey, he's not even real. Look at his face.

01:01:14.160 --> 01:01:17.990
Right? He's a rubber mask. They pull, uh, they pull like the banner for homecoming,

01:01:18.220 --> 01:01:21.700
whatever's up at the school, the big paper banner, and they're wrapping this body

01:01:22.200 --> 01:01:25.850
in these, uh, big paper signs, and they take him down. And luckily the school

01:01:26.350 --> 01:01:29.590
has like the Freddy Krueger incinerator in the basement. Big furnace. This is a big

01:01:30.090 --> 01:01:33.230
furnace block. Yeah, it is. We got some furnaces coming up. And,

01:01:33.730 --> 01:01:36.410
and, uh, for another movie we talked about, I did some research on the,

01:01:36.910 --> 01:01:40.330
the temperature a furnace would have to get to, to, to properly dispose of a

01:01:40.830 --> 01:01:44.650
body. It is about 1,800 degrees. I don't think that's a normal—

01:01:45.150 --> 01:01:47.880
even for heating a school, which is obviously— it's a huge like single building school.

01:01:48.470 --> 01:01:51.670
I still don't know that 1,800 degrees is where you'd actually get to for

01:01:52.170 --> 01:01:54.160
a furnace like that. So this body is not really going to go away.

01:01:54.270 --> 01:01:57.490
It's going to get gross. It's gonna stink. It's gonna stink. Like, sure, it's gonna

01:01:57.990 --> 01:02:01.490
smell. It's real bad. But they do— they dispose

01:02:01.990 --> 01:02:05.470
of the body in the incinerator. Paul helps. Um, they go back

01:02:05.970 --> 01:02:09.250
up where the, the reunion has almost cleared out. They head back up.

01:02:09.750 --> 01:02:12.310
There's a handful of people not really dancing anymore, just sitting around. Um, they go

01:02:12.810 --> 01:02:15.030
and he gets a club soda and Paul gets— he gets like a drink,

01:02:15.530 --> 01:02:18.110
like a double scotch or whatever. And they haven't cleaned themselves up. No, they're both

01:02:18.610 --> 01:02:21.670
still— he's just like a disaster. He's got blood on him and stuff. And,

01:02:22.170 --> 01:02:25.030
and, and Paul turns to Martin and goes and he says something like, I'm Paul

01:02:25.530 --> 01:02:27.240
again. I can't remember his last name. Paul whatever, you know, I'm in real estate.

01:02:27.250 --> 01:02:30.990
What do you do, Martin? It's like,

01:02:31.490 --> 01:02:34.710
now he's, now he's not happy about it. Oh man.

01:02:35.210 --> 01:02:38.650
And, uh, and as Marty's leaving, uh, to the attorney guy,

01:02:39.150 --> 01:02:42.770
he's like, oh, take care, Ken. Thanks for the pen. Yeah, that's right.

01:02:43.270 --> 01:02:45.870
Oh man. So he heads back to the hotel and,

01:02:46.470 --> 01:02:48.930
uh, he actually gets on the phone. He's like watching TV or whatever. He gets

01:02:49.430 --> 01:02:52.565
on the phone and He calls Dr. Oatman, and this is the only Oatman interaction

01:02:53.065 --> 01:02:56.689
I don't like because it's so unrealistic. But he calls and is leaving a message

01:02:56.737 --> 01:03:00.076
for Dr. Oatman about like, Dr. Oatman, uh, it's not you, it's me,

01:03:00.284 --> 01:03:02.756
um, but I don't think this is working anymore. I'm gonna fire you. You know,

01:03:02.772 --> 01:03:04.954
like, we're not gonna do this. This isn't helping. But like, blah blah blah,

01:03:05.002 --> 01:03:08.998
whatever. Uh, I want you to sit and realize that this is me firing

01:03:09.030 --> 01:03:12.304
you. Like, kind of like referencing this thing before. When we then cut to

01:03:12.384 --> 01:03:15.257
Oatman and he is trying to get his answering machine to stop because it is,

01:03:15.385 --> 01:03:18.977
it is out loud You know, Martin's message is being played out loud while

01:03:19.477 --> 01:03:22.744
Oatman is in session with a client. Oh yeah, that's ludicrous. That would never work

01:03:23.244 --> 01:03:26.191
out that way. Either the the there would be no audio on the you know

01:03:26.335 --> 01:03:28.660
answering machine. It would be a silent thing, or it wouldn't ring. There would be

01:03:29.160 --> 01:03:32.443
something that he would be smarter about. There's no way that any that is

01:03:32.943 --> 01:03:34.976
going to come through during a session. To me, that doesn't work at all,

01:03:35.328 --> 01:03:37.076
and actually kind of popped me out of the movie a little bit. It's like

01:03:37.576 --> 01:03:39.625
the one part of the movie that I'm like, fuck that. Like everything else has

01:03:39.657 --> 01:03:43.050
felt so careful. Yeah, and this is like so just. That just, just, just,

01:03:43.550 --> 01:03:46.890
just would never happen like that. It's just not possible that that would be the

01:03:47.390 --> 01:03:50.309
reason Oatman has to freak out, whatever. They honestly— and they didn't even need it.

01:03:50.710 --> 01:03:53.410
That's the other thing too, that joke isn't even that funny. He could have just

01:03:53.910 --> 01:03:55.410
called and fired him and been done with it, and we didn't even need to

01:03:55.910 --> 01:03:58.930
see Oatman's reaction. You know what I mean? Anyway, not that it— Like magic answering

01:03:59.430 --> 01:04:03.260
machine, we had it in Swingers, you know, that's a— it's a recurring theme.

01:04:03.610 --> 01:04:07.250
Yeah. Um, but yeah, so he, he fires the therapist.

01:04:07.750 --> 01:04:11.234
Uh, Uh, does Debbie show up? Debbie shows up and is basically like,

01:04:11.395 --> 01:04:14.022
tell me what the fuck is going on. Like, like, and he, and he tells

01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:17.730
her the same story he's been telling her, but she's like, people joke about

01:04:18.230 --> 01:04:21.143
that. Like, that's not real. You're not— people joke about the horrible things that they

01:04:21.643 --> 01:04:24.056
do. They don't go do them. Yeah. Um, and he says, you're a psychopath.

01:04:24.121 --> 01:04:27.685
And he says, no, no, no, no, a psychopath kills for no reason. I kill

01:04:27.734 --> 01:04:30.201
for money. It's a job. That sounded bad.

01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:35.713
Like, yeah. And, and Debbie's Like done.

01:04:35.809 --> 01:04:39.055
She's pissed. She's like, "Hey, guess what? You don't get to have me." Like fuck

01:04:39.103 --> 01:04:43.233
you. Yep. We get a cut back to Marcella. Yes. And so

01:04:43.297 --> 01:04:46.029
he's on the phone with Marcella, and she's at the office doing one of my

01:04:46.529 --> 01:04:50.046
favorite things: pouring gas all over, you know, about to incinerate it,

01:04:50.110 --> 01:04:53.404
move on to the next place. Which actually reminds me: we

01:04:53.904 --> 01:04:56.763
skipped at one point the best Marcella scene in the movie, and I think it

01:04:57.263 --> 01:05:00.491
just it gets thrown in between other other calls with with Martin. She's on the

01:05:00.991 --> 01:05:03.959
phone. And so Martin calls her, and so she cuts over, whatever, to talk to

01:05:04.459 --> 01:05:07.427
Martin and says something. And then she's like back to, hey, uh, uh,

01:05:07.957 --> 01:05:10.944
Brenda? Yeah. Oh, hold on a second, another call's coming through. She clicks over and

01:05:11.444 --> 01:05:15.167
she goes, yeah? No, no, it was 5,000 rounds of 9mm

01:05:15.667 --> 01:05:19.357
subsonic. You had that on the fucking list. I gave you that. Well, I don't

01:05:19.857 --> 01:05:22.809
give a fuck. You get it here now. Clicks back over. Brenda?

01:05:23.275 --> 01:05:26.021
Hi. Yeah. No, no, no, you're gonna season it. No, no, stop it.

01:05:26.980 --> 01:05:30.270
Brenda, carrots and celery are just the base of a soup. You're gonna add the

01:05:30.770 --> 01:05:34.750
chicken and the seasoning later. Yeah, jumping back and forth between the like weapons

01:05:34.810 --> 01:05:38.650
purchasing and the like giving her friend a Supra. So perfect.

01:05:39.150 --> 01:05:42.000
Yeah, she, she was really, she was really great throughout this.

01:05:42.770 --> 01:05:46.130
Um, yeah, so she's like, hey Marty, I'm taking the office out here. And Marty's

01:05:46.630 --> 01:05:49.850
like, okay, hey, uh, take a look under your desk for me, like way up

01:05:50.350 --> 01:05:53.110
under there. And she pulls out this brick of cash, very, uh, There's Always Money

01:05:53.610 --> 01:05:56.490
in Gotta be like a couple hundred grand. Oh,

01:05:56.990 --> 01:06:01.010
man. The sheer volume of it. Yeah. Um, so, uh, and he's

01:06:01.510 --> 01:06:05.010
got, you know, he finally gets around to looking at his assignment. He's got

01:06:05.510 --> 01:06:08.490
his envelope. He's like, well, okay, everything's fucked, so you may as well do this

01:06:08.990 --> 01:06:12.710
job and not get killed. And, uh, he opens up and he

01:06:13.210 --> 01:06:15.470
said— I can't remember exactly what he says, but it's like, it's basically like,

01:06:15.970 --> 01:06:18.830
what dumb locker? Or, are you fucking kidding me? Something, whatever. Yeah, because it's fucking

01:06:19.330 --> 01:06:22.535
Debbie's dad. It's Debbie's dad is who he's been sent to kill. Right. And it's

01:06:23.035 --> 01:06:26.276
like he's got a choice to make, you know? Yeah. He's got a choice.

01:06:26.469 --> 01:06:29.905
So, so Debbie's dad is, uh, he's like jogging. Yeah.

01:06:29.986 --> 01:06:33.181
Right? We see him jogging and we see that he's being

01:06:33.293 --> 01:06:37.050
watched by Grocer. And, uh, and then we see

01:06:37.067 --> 01:06:40.278
that Marty is like speeding. Yeah, yeah. To try to get there really fast.

01:06:40.904 --> 01:06:44.228
And right as Grocer is about to take a shot at Debbie's dad, Marty kind

01:06:44.728 --> 01:06:46.620
of pulls his car in front of him. He's like, get in the fucking car.

01:06:46.684 --> 01:06:49.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool scene there. You're a bad fucking guy. What'd you do?

01:06:50.217 --> 01:06:54.007
Yeah. And, and what Debbie's dad maintains is he's like

01:06:54.087 --> 01:06:57.122
a whistleblower of some sort, which— and who knows if that's

01:06:57.622 --> 01:07:00.092
how a snitch would refer to themselves. I think that's a good— Well, no,

01:07:00.108 --> 01:07:02.822
but that's— but that's the point is that— no, but he is, he is a

01:07:03.322 --> 01:07:06.258
snitch. He was doing criminal stuff and he is turning states, right? So in his

01:07:06.274 --> 01:07:09.727
mind, he's doing the right thing now, right? Right. And being punished for it.

01:07:09.807 --> 01:07:13.163
I think of whistleblower more as like, hey, my airline company

01:07:13.356 --> 01:07:16.850
isn't attaching the wings to the plane. You know, but yes, a snitch would— a

01:07:17.350 --> 01:07:20.370
snitch for organized crime would absolutely consider themselves a whistleblower,

01:07:20.870 --> 01:07:24.970
right? Like, for sure. But yeah, so we get back to Debbie's house,

01:07:25.470 --> 01:07:27.350
uh, which is for Stale, as we should mention. Like, he is planning on,

01:07:27.850 --> 01:07:31.710
like, leaving, right? Um, and, uh, they pull up and basically,

01:07:31.890 --> 01:07:35.190
you know, Debbie's there obviously still. And so she's like, what's he doing here?

01:07:35.690 --> 01:07:37.890
And Martin's got his weapons and he's like starting to tell— and he's basically just

01:07:38.390 --> 01:07:42.010
giving the whole story of, like, you know, what he's doing, the journey he's been

01:07:42.510 --> 01:07:46.572
on, like his mental and sort of emotional involvement, advancement over and

01:07:46.604 --> 01:07:50.148
all this stuff. And meanwhile, he's like shooting through the door and like protecting them

01:07:50.276 --> 01:07:54.093
from people. And it's just such a great shootout sequence throughout the house,

01:07:54.221 --> 01:07:57.621
really. Oh my God. And there's such a crew of guys coming after

01:07:57.653 --> 01:08:01.117
him. And the way that he's handling it, he's being so calm and like

01:08:01.438 --> 01:08:05.142
allowing himself to get in kind of a— like the type of argument

01:08:05.191 --> 01:08:08.542
where even if you're like at your kid's soccer game or something,

01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:11.621
you'd be like, you know what, we need to have this later. Like, this— we

01:08:12.121 --> 01:08:15.470
got something to pay attention to here. And he's fully engaging in it

01:08:15.534 --> 01:08:19.036
even though it's like, in this life-or-death situation otherwise, you know. Uh,

01:08:19.390 --> 01:08:22.860
really great. And he has, uh, he has Debbie and her dad like go

01:08:23.360 --> 01:08:25.801
up in the bathroom, get in the tub, right? Like, here's a gun. Yeah,

01:08:25.817 --> 01:08:29.014
yeah, yeah. And you hide and I'll come get you. Yeah, yeah. As he's going

01:08:29.046 --> 01:08:31.955
down and taking the dudes out. It's, it's good stuff. Um,

01:08:32.565 --> 01:08:35.313
he, uh, he finally, uh,

01:08:36.132 --> 01:08:39.715
comes face to face with Grocer. They're like on the opposite sides of

01:08:40.215 --> 01:08:42.701
the kitchen counter, like kind of shooting at each other. They realize that, you know,

01:08:42.846 --> 01:08:45.090
each are out of bullets. Well, they get out of bullets because the feds pop

01:08:45.122 --> 01:08:48.552
in and Grocer blows them away. And, and, and it's hard

01:08:49.052 --> 01:08:51.293
to tell if Marty actually— because he's sort of shooting in their direction, but Grocer

01:08:51.793 --> 01:08:54.548
is like very carefully shooting. Marty's almost got his eyes closed. Yeah, just kind of

01:08:55.048 --> 01:08:58.138
like, ah, you know, whatever. So the 2 feds are dead, the NSA guys,

01:08:58.154 --> 01:09:01.248
right? And then now Grocer and Marty are both out of bullets, uh,

01:09:01.841 --> 01:09:04.550
at least in the weapons that they were— that they had. And Grocer says,

01:09:04.582 --> 01:09:07.131
well, I got a couple more. I'll sell you one for 100 G's. And he

01:09:07.631 --> 01:09:11.079
goes, uh, yeah, sure. And so So, uh, he goes and like throws the

01:09:11.579 --> 01:09:14.131
gun into the room Marty's in and then goes up because as he goes to

01:09:14.631 --> 01:09:17.600
get it, he's gonna shoot him. And Marty turns with the CRT, the old school

01:09:18.100 --> 01:09:21.327
TV, and slams it onto Grocer's head. And let me just tell you,

01:09:21.664 --> 01:09:24.796
this is legit. Those things are dangerous as shit even when they're unplugged.

01:09:25.117 --> 01:09:28.667
Yeah, the mechanics inside or the— all the stuff inside a CRT monitor,

01:09:29.711 --> 01:09:33.213
like it straight up electrocutes him on the head like that. Dead for

01:09:33.713 --> 01:09:37.244
sure. Yeah, just destroyed, uh, smashing the screen straight

01:09:37.744 --> 01:09:40.910
over his face. It's so good. Uh, he, he didn't borrow that sick line

01:09:41.410 --> 01:09:44.650
from Demolition Man that, uh, that John Spartan used, which is,

01:09:45.150 --> 01:09:48.610
you're on TV! But, um, but it still was pretty effective.

01:09:49.110 --> 01:09:51.630
It worked. It worked okay. Maybe it would have been better like, oh, there's nothing

01:09:52.130 --> 01:09:54.290
on TV these days, right? Would have been good. I don't know. But yeah.

01:09:54.790 --> 01:09:58.710
So, so he ends up, uh, you know, he goes back upstairs and kind

01:09:59.210 --> 01:10:02.170
of silently knocks on the door. He's like, hey, hey. And she goes and like

01:10:02.670 --> 01:10:05.510
takes a shot in his direction. Well, she doesn't know who's coming, right?

01:10:05.910 --> 01:10:09.220
He's like, It's just me. And then, you know, the last thing he says is,

01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:12.920
uh, like, hey, will you marry me? Yeah, right, like Debbie. I know this isn't

01:10:13.420 --> 01:10:16.220
the right time. Not the right time. Will you marry me? And then the dad

01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:18.310
pokes up and goes, you got my blessing.

01:10:19.780 --> 01:10:23.100
Which really he should think maybe more than a second on. The guy did just

01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:26.600
save your life, but also your wife might be in like— or your daughter as

01:10:27.100 --> 01:10:29.240
his wife might be in constant danger, right? Yeah, yeah. For the rest of her

01:10:29.740 --> 01:10:33.180
life. Right. Um, yeah, so then it ends with,

01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:37.785
uh, with Debbie and Marty like driving off in their convertible, leaving beautiful gross point

01:10:38.285 --> 01:10:41.235
to go, you know, somewhere, explore the world. Yep. And, uh,

01:10:41.717 --> 01:10:45.071
and no, no epilogue. I love it. It really, like, from, from Grocer getting killed

01:10:45.571 --> 01:10:49.195
to the credits rolling is like 90 seconds. It's so quick. This is a

01:10:49.695 --> 01:10:52.437
very efficient— yeah, I mean, this is a type of movie,

01:10:52.710 --> 01:10:55.727
like you were talking about how good the, the screenplay is,

01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:59.435
is that this could have been like a 2-hour and 10-minute movie. Yeah, easily could

01:10:59.935 --> 01:11:02.388
have been padded out and, and wasn't, and it would have been unnecessary if it

01:11:02.404 --> 01:11:05.826
was. So Yeah. No, it's really fantastic that way. But that is

01:11:05.875 --> 01:11:08.848
Grosse Pointe Blank. Absolutely. All right, Steve. Well,

01:11:09.042 --> 01:11:10.756
this was, yeah, this is mine. So I'm gonna give it, I'll be honest with

01:11:11.256 --> 01:11:14.596
you. I came in, I started watching this movie

01:11:14.661 --> 01:11:17.436
this week and I thought to myself, I know I like this movie. I remember

01:11:17.469 --> 01:11:20.761
liking this movie. I'm sure I'm at least gonna like it, you know, this watch

01:11:20.793 --> 01:11:23.753
through. And I thought to myself, looking back over recent movies we've done, I mean,

01:11:23.769 --> 01:11:27.591
I gave what, like a 4 to Breakdown. I gave a 5

01:11:28.091 --> 01:11:30.889
to The Princess Bride. I gave like a 5 to Do the Right Thing.

01:11:30.938 --> 01:11:33.604
Like these are very high scores. And I thought to myself, I can't keep handing

01:11:33.653 --> 01:11:37.251
5s out like candy. So I watched this movie and

01:11:37.412 --> 01:11:40.224
in my notes I wrote 4.5, but like,

01:11:40.818 --> 01:11:43.581
that's just not, I'm not being true to like what I feel about this.

01:11:44.192 --> 01:11:47.887
The nostalgia I have for it, the tightness of the script,

01:11:48.112 --> 01:11:51.743
the brilliance of the premise. It's got funny, funny, funny lines.

01:11:52.208 --> 01:11:56.064
It's got great action sequences, like the fight, the fist instant kick

01:11:56.564 --> 01:12:00.062
fight between Marty and the ghoul is so good and just so

01:12:00.078 --> 01:12:02.921
well choreographed. Like, there's so many bits and pieces of this movie that just work

01:12:03.033 --> 01:12:06.502
perfectly well. And then the soundtrack is like— it's

01:12:07.002 --> 01:12:10.291
like a top 3 all-time movie soundtrack. Like, yeah,

01:12:10.339 --> 01:12:13.165
potentially. Like, it really— and it— I don't think it gets mentioned when you talk

01:12:13.665 --> 01:12:17.019
about great '90s soundtracks. People talk about Judgment Night and they talk about The Crow

01:12:17.421 --> 01:12:20.873
and they talk about Empire Records. Yeah. But a lot of great movies— a

01:12:20.937 --> 01:12:23.475
lot of Dazed and Confused, right? A lot of movies from the '90s had great

01:12:23.975 --> 01:12:26.909
soundtracks. I don't think enough people talk about Grosse Pointe Blank as a movie soundtrack.

01:12:27.037 --> 01:12:30.424
It is, yeah, impeccable how good this soundtrack is. So,

01:12:30.649 --> 01:12:33.778
you know, fuck it, like, whatever, I'm a grade inflator, call me that. I'm giving

01:12:33.794 --> 01:12:36.491
this 5 out of 5. Again, the, you know, I go back to that,

01:12:36.828 --> 01:12:40.038
that sort of baseline I have, like, could I ask for anything this movie doesn't

01:12:40.538 --> 01:12:43.938
give me? No. It's funny, it's sweet, it's romantic, it's got action,

01:12:44.082 --> 01:12:47.340
it's deadly, you know, and then it's got a fantastic soundtrack. So yeah,

01:12:47.356 --> 01:12:50.211
I'm a 5 out of 5 on Grosse Pointe Blank. I this movie. Awesome.

01:12:50.468 --> 01:12:53.576
All right, well, yeah, dude, I mean, watching this the whole time,

01:12:53.672 --> 01:12:55.771
I kind of had the same thing in my head where I'm like, dude,

01:12:55.835 --> 01:12:58.992
we're giving out a lot of 5s. Are we— are we the substitute

01:12:59.492 --> 01:13:02.886
teacher who's just like telling everyone like, as long as you show up every day,

01:13:02.902 --> 01:13:06.203
you get an A in this class? Like, I don't know, man, but like,

01:13:06.651 --> 01:13:10.449
yeah, there's not a lot in this movie that you would go back and change.

01:13:10.513 --> 01:13:13.958
Like, all the soundtrack choices are perfect. Yeah. Um,

01:13:14.182 --> 01:13:17.789
the Joan Cusack element was so entertaining I would have loved for the end

01:13:17.949 --> 01:13:21.830
credits to just be a montage of like unused little Joan Cusack

01:13:21.959 --> 01:13:25.439
moments, like from those phone calls, like bloopers sort of, whatever, like a gag reel.

01:13:25.888 --> 01:13:29.287
I mean, she is incredibly funny, and I hope got

01:13:29.416 --> 01:13:32.864
cast like on her own merit and wasn't that, you know, John had to muscle

01:13:33.364 --> 01:13:37.097
her into it, because she fucking earned every bit of time

01:13:37.130 --> 01:13:39.936
that she got in this movie. And I know she's an actor in her own

01:13:40.436 --> 01:13:43.725
right. Oh yeah. Um, but, uh, Minnie Driver,

01:13:44.419 --> 01:13:47.455
like, right in her prime. I like the idea that the Minnie

01:13:47.487 --> 01:13:50.587
Driver character in this is the same as the Good Will Hunting one,

01:13:50.636 --> 01:13:53.950
right? Oh, okay. So she, she breaks up with Marty, she moves

01:13:54.450 --> 01:13:57.776
to Boston, and then she gets together with Will Hunting and

01:13:58.276 --> 01:14:01.846
starts telling him about how cool her ex-assassin boyfriend was, and then

01:14:01.895 --> 01:14:03.405
he becomes Jason Bourne.

01:14:05.230 --> 01:14:08.444
So I think there's a through line of the, uh, of the evolution here.

01:14:08.883 --> 01:14:11.739
I, I do think the Minnie Driver character in Good Will Hunting is still in

01:14:11.996 --> 01:14:15.302
college though, right? Isn't that— whatever,

01:14:15.447 --> 01:14:18.673
we don't care. Good stuff, man. Um, a little

01:14:19.173 --> 01:14:22.332
time travel never hurt anybody. Hey, we can time travel, we can have magical answering

01:14:22.364 --> 01:14:26.457
machines. It's cinema. Um, this movie is like—

01:14:26.601 --> 01:14:29.442
yeah, I liked it so much. Uh, my wife and I both enjoyed it.

01:14:29.506 --> 01:14:33.069
My daughter, who's 14, watched the whole thing with us. She was gonna just

01:14:33.101 --> 01:14:36.424
like hang out and Then go study. And then she

01:14:36.488 --> 01:14:39.747
got her study stuff and brought it back. And every time something happened, like,

01:14:39.779 --> 01:14:43.134
I was hearing her laugh. She was fully engaged with this movie. That's a stamp

01:14:43.634 --> 01:14:47.628
of approval right there. Oh man. And this comes like just shy of perfect,

01:14:47.644 --> 01:14:51.208
but I'm still giving this a big score. Uh, I love this movie and it

01:14:51.336 --> 01:14:54.467
needs to be out there more. More people need to have seen this.

01:14:55.012 --> 01:14:58.961
More people need to be bumping this soundtrack, honestly. Uh, Grosse Pointe

01:14:59.461 --> 01:15:03.518
Blank's very solid 4.5 out of 5 for me. I love 9.5

01:15:04.018 --> 01:15:06.498
out of 10 is what the 2 dads have given Grosse Pointe Blank, uh,

01:15:06.659 --> 01:15:09.719
and I think that that certainly works. Like I said, I, I came in with

01:15:10.219 --> 01:15:13.165
a 4.5, but I'm happy with a 5. I'm, I'm, I'm— that's— this movie's too

01:15:13.665 --> 01:15:16.658
good, too much, too much for me to enjoy. Um, so Nic,

01:15:16.898 --> 01:15:19.398
we have a very important announcement to make here. You're going to tell us what

01:15:19.898 --> 01:15:21.578
the next movie that we're going to see is, but before we do, we should

01:15:21.722 --> 01:15:25.103
tell people this is a cool, uh, milestone for us as

01:15:25.603 --> 01:15:27.891
a podcast because this is the first time we get to do something that's the

01:15:28.373 --> 01:15:32.632
annual something. Yeah. This is going to be the 2nd annual Shocktoberfest,

01:15:32.937 --> 01:15:36.151
where we are going to only watch scary movies for the month of October.

01:15:36.890 --> 01:15:40.425
So every episode in October, not necessarily horror movies, but like at

01:15:40.925 --> 01:15:43.317
least kind of scary, horror adjacent, kind of dark. You know, if they're funny,

01:15:43.398 --> 01:15:46.467
they're funny in a dark way, like whatever it might be. And we're calling it

01:15:46.967 --> 01:15:50.163
Shocktoberfest 2: Electric Boogaloo. And that has nothing to

01:15:50.663 --> 01:15:52.685
do with the movies we're gonna pick or anything. I just like the idea of

01:15:52.718 --> 01:15:55.831
the sequel being called Electric Boogaloo. Boogaloo, just like in Breaking. Uh, so yeah,

01:15:55.847 --> 01:15:59.634
so what is the first movie we're watching for this year's Shocktoberfest?

01:16:00.083 --> 01:16:03.323
Okay, so, and we've talked about this in past,

01:16:03.452 --> 01:16:07.398
uh, Shocktoberfests, and like, I'm not like a big horror

01:16:07.898 --> 01:16:11.393
movie guy, right, as far as like traditional horror movies. And I'm trying to think

01:16:11.893 --> 01:16:13.784
of what the pick was last year. I know I picked Silence of the Lambs.

01:16:13.944 --> 01:16:17.104
Yeah, you did. Yeah. And trying to think about Jacob's Ladder. Oh, Jacob's Ladder,

01:16:17.169 --> 01:16:20.683
right? So not like traditional horror movies. And I I kind of like living in

01:16:20.715 --> 01:16:24.087
that zone because you've given us like, you know, Nightmare on Elm Street,

01:16:24.103 --> 01:16:28.310
The Thing, like just fucking great, like classic horror movies

01:16:28.422 --> 01:16:32.003
and stuff. So this one's a little bit outside of the normal genre, but in

01:16:32.035 --> 01:16:35.519
the, in the vein of being like spooky and scary. And I think a

01:16:35.632 --> 01:16:38.538
good way to ease us into the month here. And, uh,

01:16:38.843 --> 01:16:42.520
where we're gonna go is, uh, we're gonna go to the suburbs.

01:16:43.435 --> 01:16:46.984
The 'burbs for sure. And we are gonna watch a

01:16:47.484 --> 01:16:50.227
1989 Joe Dante directed,

01:16:50.580 --> 01:16:53.760
Tom Hanks starring. First appearance of Tom Hanks on 2 Dads

01:16:53.776 --> 01:16:57.292
1 Movie. A crime. Cannot believe it. Yeah, an '80s and '90s

01:16:57.324 --> 01:17:00.616
movie podcast, and we're in episode, what, 81 when we

01:17:01.116 --> 01:17:03.827
get to Hanks? 82 even, I think. Okay, this is 81. Yeah, so, okay.

01:17:03.907 --> 01:17:07.648
Yeah, yeah, so no mention of Hanks until right now, episode 81,

01:17:07.681 --> 01:17:10.812
and then next time we're gonna talk about it. But yeah, we're gonna watch 1989

01:17:11.312 --> 01:17:14.400
'89's The 'Burbs, which I realized after watching it I had never seen. Oh my

01:17:14.900 --> 01:17:18.060
God, that's awesome. So I'm really excited to talk about this one and get into

01:17:18.560 --> 01:17:21.620
Shocktoberfest because I had a blast with it last year and I love our theme

01:17:22.120 --> 01:17:24.600
months. So I'm excited to be getting into this. Yeah, and we're gonna have— we're

01:17:25.100 --> 01:17:27.780
gonna have just like last year, October, November, December, and January are all gonna be

01:17:28.280 --> 01:17:30.940
theme months. We'll announce them as we get to them, but we are back into

01:17:31.440 --> 01:17:34.480
sort of the themed, uh, territory, which is like, you know, I think it's good.

01:17:34.980 --> 01:17:38.210
I think it's more likely we'll get a little more variation on on scores and

01:17:38.710 --> 01:17:41.110
stuff because we're not just picking movies we love. Yes. Which is kind of the

01:17:41.610 --> 01:17:44.150
default mode I think we both get into, which is fine, but you know,

01:17:44.650 --> 01:17:47.570
it's gonna be a little different here. So yeah, we'll start with The 'Burbs.

01:17:48.070 --> 01:17:50.730
For my part, like, I've watched this movie probably a dozen times as a kid.

01:17:51.230 --> 01:17:53.930
I definitely was like big into this movie back in, you know, when I was

01:17:54.430 --> 01:17:57.170
like 10, 11, 12 years old. Don't think I'd seen it. I don't think I've

01:17:57.670 --> 01:18:00.930
seen it in 30 years though, like at least. So it'll be definitely going back

01:18:01.430 --> 01:18:04.740
to it and figuring out if it holds So up. yeah, excellent. Next week,

01:18:05.240 --> 01:18:07.700
The 'Burbs. That's a wrap. So if you like what you hear, please consider heading

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Once again, this has been Grosse Pointe Blank, another episode of 2

01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:28.020
Dads 1 Movie. I'm Steve. And I'm Nic. Thank you so much for listening,

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and we'll catch you next week. Thanks,
