WEBVTT 00:01.470 --> 00:04.827 Something on your mind? Just wanna let you 00:05.327 --> 00:08.658 know you're sitting in my chair. Is that a fact? 00:09.385 --> 00:13.178 Yeah, that's a fact. Well, for a man that don't go healed, 00:13.194 --> 00:16.326 you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you? No need to 00:16.826 --> 00:20.987 go healed to get the bulge on a tub like you. Is that a fact? 00:21.473 --> 00:24.404 Mm-hmm. That's a fact. 00:26.990 --> 00:30.949 Yeah, well, I'm real scared. Damn right 00:31.449 --> 00:34.046 you're scared. I can see that in your eyes. 00:34.653 --> 00:37.935 All right, man, go ahead. Go ahead, 00:38.017 --> 00:41.335 skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. 00:44.410 --> 00:47.888 Listen, mister, I'm getting awful tired of your— I'm getting tired 00:48.388 --> 00:50.077 of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work. 00:53.767 --> 00:54.875 I said throw down, boy. 01:03.628 --> 01:05.901 You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? 01:10.357 --> 01:10.598 No? 01:15.251 --> 01:18.287 I didn't think so. Here, Milt. 01:19.157 --> 01:19.656 Keepsake. 01:23.183 --> 01:26.098 Hang it over the bar. All right, youngster, out you go. 01:29.158 --> 01:32.073 Don't come back, ever. 01:38.229 --> 01:41.694 Oh, what do you say, Milt? 25% of the house take sound 01:42.194 --> 01:45.342 about right? It's 2 01:45.842 --> 01:49.837 Dads 1 Movie. It's the podcast where 2 middle-aged dads sit around and shoot the 01:50.337 --> 01:54.284 shit about the movies of the '80s and '90s. Here are your hosts, Steve Paulo 01:54.493 --> 01:57.880 and Nic Briana. Hello everybody, welcome to another 01:58.380 --> 02:01.075 episode of 2 Dads 1 Movie. I'm Steve. And I'm Nic. And today we are 02:01.575 --> 02:05.778 talking about the 1993, like, absolute classic Western 02:05.875 --> 02:08.941 movie Tombstone starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. 02:09.727 --> 02:12.933 This was my pick for us. We're done with 2 Dads, 2 Decades. We're just 02:12.949 --> 02:16.604 back to like going on vibes. Yeah. Or what movies 02:16.636 --> 02:20.098 do we want to rewatch or just think we should tackle? 02:20.146 --> 02:23.817 We don't really have a theme right now. We will again in October when 02:23.833 --> 02:28.177 we grace you all listeners with Shocktoberfest 02:28.677 --> 02:32.105 2: Electric Boogaloo. There's no actual meaning behind the Electric Boogaloo 02:32.605 --> 02:36.192 part. I'm just giving a subtitle to all of the sort of sequel theme 02:36.692 --> 02:38.901 months that we're doing. But yeah, so this is just like, I wanted to watch 02:39.401 --> 02:42.861 Tombstone. This is one of my favorite movies. Of all time. And so I was 02:42.909 --> 02:46.532 like, let's bring it to the pod. Let's talk about it. It's been requested by 02:47.032 --> 02:50.315 a few listeners. Absolutely. Something comes up when people talk about the great movies of 02:50.363 --> 02:54.691 the '90s in particular. They bring this up. The cast is like just loaded 02:55.191 --> 02:58.506 front to back. It's full of lines that have like survived the test 02:58.538 --> 03:01.488 of time. You know, this is a movie that's 33 years old now. And, 03:01.921 --> 03:05.255 and it's still, you know, really is quotable still, 03:06.329 --> 03:09.134 you know, and actually funny enough, I would say this real quick, quotable in a 03:09.634 --> 03:11.523 way that's a little different than I think a lot of the stuff that's quotable 03:11.539 --> 03:14.950 today in that it's not really memed that much. You don't see a lot 03:15.450 --> 03:18.950 of like, you know, image macros with the text. It's just that people know the 03:19.450 --> 03:22.830 words and say things like, I'm your huckleberry, or, you know, throw down, boy, 03:23.330 --> 03:27.130 or whatever. Like these things just get repeated more so than like getting 03:27.630 --> 03:30.730 into the current generation's way of like making everything an animated GIF. Yeah, 03:31.230 --> 03:33.990 the visual's not attached as much. Yeah, exactly. So it's more like people our age 03:34.490 --> 03:37.590 saying it to each other. Exactly. But I mean, this is ripe to be discovered 03:38.090 --> 03:41.150 by the young generation, and I hope it'll start getting memed more 'cause it's well 03:41.650 --> 03:45.050 deserving of it. So my history with Hume Stone is, I mean, I saw 03:45.550 --> 03:47.910 this in high school. I was probably, you know, a couple years after it came 03:48.410 --> 03:51.010 out. I think I just turned 14 maybe, I think, when this came out. 03:51.510 --> 03:53.690 And, and so I was probably about 16 or 17 when I first saw it. 03:53.830 --> 03:56.050 And it was just one of those movies, again, I think I saw it because 03:56.550 --> 03:59.030 people were saying stuff like, I'm your Huckleberry, and whatever. Like, what's that from? 03:59.530 --> 04:01.670 Oh dude, you haven't seen Tombstone? Like, you know, kind of thing. So I watched 04:02.170 --> 04:04.410 it with some friends and just fell in love with it right away. And it 04:04.910 --> 04:06.830 became one of those things where I would watch this movie, you know, a couple 04:07.330 --> 04:09.350 times a year for a while. In college, it was the thing where I think 04:09.850 --> 04:12.870 I actually introduced this movie to like 2 or 3 people in college who just 04:13.370 --> 04:14.850 hadn't gotten around to seeing it. Uh, and I was like, oh my God, 04:15.478 --> 04:18.288 Same thing somebody did to me. You got to see Tombstone. Come on, come come 04:18.353 --> 04:21.131 watch. You know, it's nice that it's only about you know a little over two 04:21.227 --> 04:24.326 hours. It's not like you know a lot of these westerns especially can turn into 04:24.374 --> 04:27.746 these epics, right? I mean, the fact that Kevin Costner wasn't involved in this 04:28.246 --> 04:31.584 one maybe maybe you know dials back the running time a little. It's the Costner 04:32.084 --> 04:35.759 cut. It's twenty minutes shorter automatically with him not in it. Exactly. So but yeah, 04:35.775 --> 04:38.650 so this ended up becoming one of my favorite movies of all time and some 04:38.730 --> 04:41.074 something that I quote all the time. My wife is a massive fan of this 04:41.574 --> 04:44.431 movie as well. She actually was obsessed for years. with Tombstone the place. She like 04:44.447 --> 04:48.480 visited it as a child with her family driving cross-country between California and Oklahoma 04:48.769 --> 04:51.324 and, and just kind of fell in love with just the whole mythos of it. 04:51.437 --> 04:53.962 And so this has been something she and I have shared as well. So all 04:54.010 --> 04:57.118 that having been said, Nic, what's your history with Tombstone? 04:58.760 --> 05:02.222 My history with Tombstone is just about as dry as all the 05:02.722 --> 05:06.092 water bottles in Tombstone, Arizona. I have never seen 05:06.592 --> 05:10.788 it before, and there's no good reason for it. It just 05:11.288 --> 05:13.486 Barely. It just missed me for some reason, and I definitely was aware of a 05:13.986 --> 05:16.003 lot of the the culture around it and the quoting of it and stuff. 05:16.419 --> 05:19.000 All my friends love it. It's not like I had somebody that said, "Oh, 05:19.016 --> 05:22.206 it sucks. Don't watch it." But I did always, like from when I was a 05:22.706 --> 05:26.086 kid, have in my head the idea three things about movies which all 05:26.294 --> 05:29.516 proved to be false. One was that black and white movies 05:30.016 --> 05:34.229 suck. Two is that westerns suck, and three is that anything with subtitles sucks. 05:34.614 --> 05:38.701 Right? So I'm shutting myself out of a lot of plots by that like declaration 05:39.201 --> 05:41.795 when I'm eleven years old, and I you know. live hard the rest of my 05:41.827 --> 05:44.632 life that way. So yeah, I'd never seen this. 05:44.953 --> 05:48.848 And, uh, I— funny enough, I messaged you before 05:49.297 --> 05:53.032 the pod. There's this rap song, uh, where one of the verses— 05:53.289 --> 05:56.206 it's this, this rapper's name, Necro, from the early 2000s. 05:56.671 --> 06:00.422 Great rapper, producer, terrible person. Don't support him financially. But, 06:00.823 --> 06:04.334 uh, he had this verse where every line in the verse was basically a direct 06:04.430 --> 06:07.107 quote from Tombstone. Wow. And I'm just like bobbing my head along with it. 06:07.171 --> 06:10.136 I'm like, oh, what's a smoke wagon? And then I never, you know, 06:10.152 --> 06:13.670 never watched the movie until 20 years after that song comes out. So I'm very 06:14.170 --> 06:17.250 excited to have a little context around one of my favorite jams. And this was 06:17.750 --> 06:20.970 an absolute ride to watch. And I'm very excited to 06:21.470 --> 06:24.890 talk about it with you. That's great stuff. I— yeah, it's— let's 06:25.390 --> 06:27.030 just get into it. Let's jump into the facts because we don't want to delay 06:27.530 --> 06:30.110 this any longer here. The facts on the movie Tombstone. I got to be honest 06:30.610 --> 06:33.350 with you before we get into it, people, a little disappointing for me. I'd just 06:33.850 --> 06:35.710 be totally honest with that. I said it, but let's talk about it. It was 06:36.210 --> 06:39.730 released on Christmas Day, 1993, December 25th, with an R rating 06:40.230 --> 06:43.395 and a running time of 130 minutes. It is directed by George P. 06:43.475 --> 06:46.906 Cosmatos. I think that's how you pronounce it. Cosmatos? Cosmatos, probably. 06:47.467 --> 06:50.609 Written by Kevin Jarre. Starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, and Sam Elliott. 06:50.945 --> 06:54.632 Scores, Rotten Tomatoes, 76%. And that's my first big 06:54.680 --> 06:57.967 fucking problem with this shit. Like, how did 24% of 06:58.047 --> 07:02.102 critics who watched this movie give it an overall 07:02.150 --> 07:05.308 negative review? I don't understand. I just don't understand that. 07:05.357 --> 07:07.921 I'm not saying this movie should be like 100%. It's not that. But like, 07:08.226 --> 07:11.468 85, high 80s, something like that is more what I would've expected. 07:11.532 --> 07:14.902 Mid-70s is a travesty. The IMDb score at 7.8 is 07:15.402 --> 07:18.464 significantly more in line with how I think about it. Stronger. We've talked about how 07:18.512 --> 07:21.946 like anything over 7 is reasonable, anything over 7.5 is strong. And when you get 07:22.446 --> 07:25.187 to 8.0 and up, you're talking about the top, you know, 50 or 60 movies 07:25.687 --> 07:29.536 or whatever on IMDb. So 7.8 is solid and good quality. And then the homies 07:30.036 --> 07:33.259 Siskel and Ebert, well, should I say the homie Ebert and the chud Siskel? 07:33.596 --> 07:36.484 We got a thumbs down from Gene Siskel and a thumbs up from Roger Ebert. 07:36.725 --> 07:39.453 And if you look on our website, we actually have a stats page where we 07:39.953 --> 07:43.592 compare my, you know, sort of my, uh, reviews and Nic's reviews and ratings 07:44.009 --> 07:47.666 with the, the Siskel and Ebert thumbs up and thumbs down system. And you'll notice 07:47.714 --> 07:51.549 that for both of us, we have a significantly higher rate 07:51.565 --> 07:54.645 of agreeing with Roger Ebert than with Gene Siskel. Yeah. And it's very interesting to 07:54.677 --> 07:58.046 me, that split. It's really, really interesting. Gene had a heart filled with 07:58.546 --> 08:01.976 hate, and that's why he died early. There you go. Uh, 1994 MTV Movie Awards, 08:01.992 --> 08:05.489 got a couple of nominations, the only kind of awards activity on this movie. 08:06.083 --> 08:09.150 Both of them, by the way, for Val Kilmer, both nominations without a win. 08:09.214 --> 08:12.779 He was nominated for Best Male Performance. Okay. Totally viable. 08:13.293 --> 08:16.552 And for Most Desirable Male, which kind of like our— 08:17.484 --> 08:21.096 what was it? Brad Pitt in Seven versus Antonio Banderas in Desperado. 08:21.160 --> 08:24.597 It was like, this movie in particular is how Val Kilmer is seen as 08:24.709 --> 08:27.840 desirable? He's kind of sweaty and clammy and sick the whole time. 08:27.985 --> 08:30.088 He's sick the whole time? He's coughing up blood? He's coughing up blood. What are 08:30.588 --> 08:34.008 you gonna do? He's just really crazy. But, but this is what I 08:34.508 --> 08:37.382 thought was interesting. The winners, one of them made sense and one of them didn't. 08:37.462 --> 08:39.359 The actual winners that year, and I think I'm gonna start doing this more. 08:39.567 --> 08:42.893 Yeah. When we see nominees and not wins. The best male performance that year 08:42.942 --> 08:46.123 went to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. No argument, no disagreement. 08:46.171 --> 08:50.301 Fine, absolutely. But the most desirable male at the 1994 08:50.413 --> 08:53.932 MTV Movie Awards was Billy Baldwin in Sliver. 08:54.141 --> 08:57.670 Stood the test of time. Are you kidding me? 4th of 08:58.170 --> 09:01.430 3 Baldwin brothers. Like, yeah, but they were really 09:01.930 --> 09:04.990 trying to shoehorn Billy Baldwin into our lives at some point. 09:05.490 --> 09:08.630 Like, he had a few-year window where they were really trying to Baldwin it up 09:09.130 --> 09:11.530 for us. It was, it was— I feel like, because I mean, maybe I'm wrong, 09:12.030 --> 09:14.570 there's just Billy, Stephen, and, and Alec, right? We're not— there's not a 4th. 09:15.070 --> 09:17.270 They're not actually a 4th Baldwin that's in movies. I don't think— There's probably some 09:17.770 --> 09:21.250 other one that uses the last name to like get on Republican fundraisers as 09:21.750 --> 09:23.500 like a celebrity host or whatever. Stephen Baldwin. 09:24.966 --> 09:28.847 There's an Adam, I think. Oh my God. Okay. Well, anyway, on a $25 09:28.895 --> 09:32.439 million budget, I'll point out, by the way, the exact same amount of money that 09:32.939 --> 09:35.084 the film we watched 2 weeks ago, Basketball, cost. 09:35.181 --> 09:38.773 Jesus fucking Christ. 5 years later. Oh my 09:38.933 --> 09:42.349 God. 5 years later, Basketball was made for the same amount of money 09:42.365 --> 09:45.812 that Tombstone was made for. This one, however, did quite a bit better, pulling in 09:45.844 --> 09:49.132 $73.2 million, almost 3 times what it cost, which, to be honest with 09:49.180 --> 09:52.643 you, any rated R movie, especially in the '90s, it was tough to pull 09:53.143 --> 09:56.749 in, you know, 3, 4, 5, 6 times what it cost. So kudos. Definitely a 09:57.249 --> 10:00.474 success, if not like some massive blockbuster in the in the cinemas. 10:01.148 --> 10:04.824 But yeah, so those are the facts on Tombstone. All right, and we'll 10:05.324 --> 10:07.313 just go ahead and jump in and get started here. Yeah, we start with a 10:07.813 --> 10:11.246 cold open. We love a good cold open here. Weird cold open. I mean, 10:11.326 --> 10:15.083 unconventional relates to unlike any of the other movies we've seen 10:15.115 --> 10:18.936 really other than I don't know Starship Troopers has kind of newsreel footage, 10:19.032 --> 10:22.195 but it's a different feeling for sure. Absolutely. This this starts 10:22.243 --> 10:25.855 off with a incredible voiceover from Robert Mitchum, who we've seen 10:26.355 --> 10:29.001 in, in, uh, he was in Cape Fear, and I think we've had one or 10:29.066 --> 10:31.859 two other movies where Robert Mitchum has showed up. One of those classic voices. 10:32.356 --> 10:35.968 Uh, he does the narration here. It's 1879, and he talks all about 10:36.468 --> 10:39.773 sort of like post-Civil War, uh, silver discovered in Arizona, you know, the, 10:39.853 --> 10:43.626 the march west, all this stuff, but talks specifically about the original kind 10:44.126 --> 10:47.222 of version of organized crime in, in the United States, at least by this claim. 10:47.446 --> 10:50.802 Yeah. Which was a gang of like horse thieves and bank robbers and murderers 10:50.914 --> 10:54.076 named the Cowboys. Um, now there, I'm not going to get into all this stuff, 10:54.108 --> 10:56.884 but there is actually a really long documentary, uh, 10:57.173 --> 11:00.511 slash fictional retelling. It's not fictional, it stays true to it, 11:00.543 --> 11:03.913 but it's called Wyatt Earp and the Cowboy War. I think it's on Netflix or 11:04.413 --> 11:06.641 Hulu, one of the two. It's well worth watching. It's like 4 or 5 episodes, 11:07.107 --> 11:10.509 um, and it really sticks very close to the actual history of Wyatt 11:11.009 --> 11:14.874 Earp and Tombstone, Arizona, and the Cowboy Gang, uh, and where it 11:14.906 --> 11:17.763 differs from the movie Tombstone. Because there's a heck of a lot of stuff in 11:17.779 --> 11:21.131 the movie that isn't really actually all that all that historically 11:21.147 --> 11:24.512 accurate. This movie is what you would not call this a biopic. You would 11:25.012 --> 11:27.974 call this historical fiction. Yeah. Um, so it's very much based with real people in 11:28.474 --> 11:31.739 real places, and there are lots of like keystone moments that are true and real. 11:31.980 --> 11:35.345 But even the way like the shootout at the O.K. Corral happens is not exactly 11:35.845 --> 11:39.126 how it happened in real life. Uh, Ike does run into a building and hide. 11:39.191 --> 11:41.690 That really happened in real life, but there's lots of it that's different. So, 11:41.995 --> 11:44.671 but we get a little bit of this sort of like historical background, uh, 11:44.879 --> 11:48.110 and then we cut very quickly to a wedding in 11:48.610 --> 11:52.630 Arizona Territory. This is obviously, well, pre-statehood for Arizona by a significant margin. 11:52.730 --> 11:55.870 And so this is a wedding that's happening. It's obviously a 11:56.370 --> 11:59.460 wedding of Mexican folks. I think they even say something about Mexican police. 11:59.930 --> 12:03.830 Yeah, it seems like, yep. And the cowboys show up and decide 12:04.330 --> 12:07.770 that they've got a beef with the folks here. And they, 12:08.270 --> 12:10.710 what do they throw the scarves down and say like, you killed 2 of us. 12:11.210 --> 12:14.150 Yep, so we're gonna kill all of you. Watch how we do. Yeah, and it's 12:14.650 --> 12:18.517 real brutal. I mean, they proceed to kill every male in sight, 12:18.533 --> 12:22.380 basically, except for the priest and the groom. Yeah, initially. Right. 12:22.765 --> 12:27.157 And then, you know, they end up just taking everybody out. And it's, 12:27.574 --> 12:30.876 it's really— yeah, it's really rough. And the priest, 12:30.940 --> 12:34.387 they spare the priest, right? Initially. So we kind of see like Curly Bill in 12:34.887 --> 12:38.635 his red shirt, Powers Boothe. He's like, you know, kind of the, the main psycho 12:38.651 --> 12:42.450 of the cowboys. And then Johnny Ringo is like the quiet, cool, but maybe more 12:42.498 --> 12:45.800 of a leader than him. Right? Right. Well, Michael Biehn. Yeah. So Johnny Ringo, 12:45.944 --> 12:48.798 played by Michael Biehn, he's definitely the right-hand man because even later in the movie, 12:48.830 --> 12:52.295 Curly Bill says something about like, oh, boys, yeah, yeah, I don't know what's 12:52.795 --> 12:54.958 gonna happen when Ringo takes over this outfit, that kind of thing. So Curly Bill 12:55.006 --> 12:58.744 Brocius is in charge, Johnny Ringo's his right-hand man. Ringo is 12:58.841 --> 13:02.322 this legendary gunslinger, fastest hand since— 13:02.707 --> 13:05.836 was it Billy the Kid? No, Wild Bill. Fastest hand since Wild Bill Hickok, 13:06.157 --> 13:09.414 right, is sort of the legend around him. And, uh, this very 13:09.446 --> 13:12.703 funny moment where one of the obviously Mexican members of the Cowboys 13:12.799 --> 13:16.265 gang is trying to translate for Curly Bill, who doesn't speak Spanish, like what 13:16.765 --> 13:19.840 the priest is saying, whatever. And he's like, he says something about Uh, sick horse 13:20.340 --> 13:22.820 or something. He talks crazy. And then Ringo's like, that's not what he said. 13:23.140 --> 13:26.200 Your English is worse, or your Spanish is worse than your English. Yeah, translates that 13:26.700 --> 13:30.020 it's basically quoting the Bible about a pale rider and death camp comes with them. 13:30.520 --> 13:33.820 It's from the Book of Revelation. Um, but the priest is like jawing at them 13:34.320 --> 13:36.620 as they go sit down to eat, and Ringo's not having any of it. 13:36.660 --> 13:39.760 Puts one right between the priest's eyes, which seems to actually surprise the rest of 13:40.260 --> 13:42.920 the cowboys. Yeah, like, oh, we wouldn't have killed the priest, dude. Like, apparently they 13:43.420 --> 13:46.820 have some, uh, level that they don't generally go to. But also, once Ringo 13:47.320 --> 13:49.316 does it, it's not like anybody actually is upset with him in any way. 13:49.942 --> 13:53.009 Oh boy. Oh man, it's gnarly. And, uh, the guy who plays the kind of 13:53.509 --> 13:56.750 Mexican member of the gang, the actor is the guy who played 13:56.782 --> 14:00.379 the Greek in season 2 of The Wire. Oh, okay. He's not— he's not 14:00.879 --> 14:03.156 a Mexican guy. He's like a Jewish guy from New York. That's so funny. 14:03.205 --> 14:06.095 And it just probably is one of those, like, he can Rob Schneider it up 14:06.595 --> 14:10.478 once in a while when needed. Exactly. Um, so great scene, a great job to 14:10.510 --> 14:13.705 establish, like, okay, here are the stakes, these are our bad guys, right? Yeah. 14:14.026 --> 14:16.912 And then we get our first appearance of Kurt Russell, Wyatt Earp, 14:16.928 --> 14:20.374 stepping off a train as he's arriving in town for his adventure. 14:20.455 --> 14:23.789 He's left his life as a lawman and he's on to 14:24.446 --> 14:28.759 make a fortune. Came from Kansas, from Dodge City, Kansas, where he was a celebrated 14:29.112 --> 14:31.885 marshal or sheriff or whatever the hell he was or whatever. And he's like, 14:31.901 --> 14:35.188 yeah, he's going to go. He's going to Arizona to get into silver mining and 14:35.204 --> 14:38.939 strike it rich. When Kurt Russell steps off that train, 14:39.131 --> 14:42.931 we get a glimpse at what I honestly believe is the single greatest mustache 14:43.444 --> 14:46.474 in cinema history. in a movie full of fantastic mustaches. 14:46.810 --> 14:49.744 Like, there are like so many great mustaches in this movie, but something about Kurt 14:49.776 --> 14:53.479 Russell's mustache in this is just perfect. The way it like slightly curls up 14:53.979 --> 14:56.365 and it's like nice and flat and like, I don't know, man, it's, it's beautiful. 14:56.750 --> 15:00.340 Um, he hears as he gets off the train, he hears a man like whipping 15:00.373 --> 15:02.553 a horse basically to try to get it to come off the train. Yeah. 15:02.857 --> 15:05.374 And he does, you know, we get a quick glimpse at what kind of man 15:05.486 --> 15:08.196 Wyatt Earp is when he steals the, the whip or whatever it is, 15:08.789 --> 15:12.280 the, the leather, uh, strap away from the guy, 15:12.780 --> 15:14.540 smacks him with it. It's like, hurt, don't it? You know? And it's like, 15:15.040 --> 15:18.300 okay, all right, he doesn't like when people abuse animals. So this is, this is, 15:18.800 --> 15:20.720 uh, you know, the Save the Cat moment. Oh, okay, this is our good guy. 15:21.220 --> 15:24.560 He just did something nice to an animal. So, you know, and, and he immediately— 15:25.060 --> 15:28.540 so, uh, he's immediately approached by like one of the local politicians or 15:29.040 --> 15:31.860 lawmen who's like, oh, Wyatt Earp, hey, we could really use— like, get out of 15:32.360 --> 15:34.940 here. Like, so there's a lot of this throughout the film, like, I'm not interested, 15:35.440 --> 15:38.720 like, I'm, I'm retired. I think in the first, yeah, 15 or 20 minutes, 15:39.220 --> 15:42.440 he, he turns down at least 3 job offers. Yeah. Uh, from various law 15:42.940 --> 15:46.600 enforcement officials. Um, so he's met by his brothers now and their wives. 15:47.100 --> 15:50.060 So his brother Virgil, played by Sam Elliott— so good— uh, and his brother Morgan, 15:50.560 --> 15:54.530 played by Bill Paxton, the late great. And again, just seeing all these faces, 15:54.620 --> 15:58.940 every guy that I see throughout this movie, I'm like, yeah, yeah, like it's really— 15:59.440 --> 16:01.900 it's awesome. I mean, we can't even stop. We even should mention, like, going back 16:02.400 --> 16:05.000 to the Cowboys, right? We saw there's Michael Rooker is in that gang. He plays 16:05.500 --> 16:09.020 McMasters. There's Thomas Haden Church. Yep, is in that gang. Stephen Lang. Yeah, 16:09.520 --> 16:11.720 Stephen Lang is in it. There were— yeah, there were people I didn't even realize 16:12.220 --> 16:14.897 until I looked at the credits. Yeah. Oh geez. And John John Corbett is in 16:15.397 --> 16:18.151 that. Like, I mean, this is so loaded. It's a loaded cast altogether. 16:18.744 --> 16:22.736 Oh, and then actually Wyatt's wife, Maddie, who we meet as the brothers, 16:22.912 --> 16:25.926 you know, sort of connect, their wives all walk up and Maddie arrived 16:25.974 --> 16:29.597 with Wyatt. She's played by the actress, can't remember her name now, something Delaney, 16:29.661 --> 16:33.236 whatever, but she played Gale Stanwyck in Fletch. That's right. Is the thing I actually 16:33.268 --> 16:36.891 think of her from. But she is obviously also quite the drug 16:37.391 --> 16:41.090 addict. She's already like showing very like withdrawal-like symptoms and talking 16:41.590 --> 16:44.809 about how she can't find laudanum anywhere. And laudanum was basically a mixture of like 16:44.954 --> 16:48.708 opium, alcohol, uh, cocaine and caffeine, I think, is essentially 16:48.740 --> 16:52.736 what laudanum was. Yeah, good old Long Island iced tea, but of every pharmaceutical, 16:52.752 --> 16:56.765 right? And also given to you for headaches. It was, it was like Advil for 16:57.265 --> 16:59.798 a while, especially in the Old West. So, uh, pretty wild stuff. 17:00.440 --> 17:03.810 Um, yeah, so then we— so we got all the herbs together, they're here to 17:04.310 --> 17:06.811 strike it rich, they go off together. There's a nice, like, kind of, hey, 17:07.116 --> 17:10.246 yeah, they all pause in front of a mirror and like, let's get a look 17:10.746 --> 17:13.953 at it ourselves, you know? And then someone starts 17:14.453 --> 17:15.847 to talk, and Wyatt's just like, just be quiet, let's just enjoy it. Exactly. 17:16.409 --> 17:18.511 Um, so then we got introduced to a few more characters. We cut to a 17:19.011 --> 17:22.026 poker game going on where we meet Doc Holliday, played by Val Kilmer, 17:22.106 --> 17:24.850 and his girl— his woman, uh, Kate, uh, 17:25.171 --> 17:28.413 who has this kind of hard to, uh, locate accent. 17:28.461 --> 17:31.815 But Doc does refer to her as his, like, Hungarian devil. So she's 17:31.831 --> 17:34.672 this, like, generically— I mean, the voice, the accent, I don't know what Hungarian people 17:35.172 --> 17:38.122 specifically sound like when they speak English, but, like, she just sounds Eastern European, 17:38.171 --> 17:41.560 sort of. But they are, you know, he basically— Doc gets accused 17:42.060 --> 17:45.700 of cheating and, you know, claims he isn't, 17:46.200 --> 17:48.740 whatever. But he like baits the guy into coming at him, you know, to try 17:49.240 --> 17:52.900 to attack him, stabs him, and like, and then does steal everything from the rest 17:53.400 --> 17:56.240 of the poker room. Like he's taking money and stuff. It did look like a 17:56.740 --> 17:59.900 non-fatal stabbing at least. I mean— But who the hell knows back then, right? 18:00.400 --> 18:03.840 I was gonna say, I think anything that isn't immediately— I mean, if you twisted 18:04.340 --> 18:07.120 that knife at all, you're not gonna get to a doctor in time. Well, 18:07.620 --> 18:11.040 it didn't show the guy die immediately. No, that's true. So Doc 18:11.540 --> 18:14.300 just runs off with like what's on the table, plus steals cash on the way 18:14.800 --> 18:17.140 out. I like that they stole some of the casino chips too. Like, did they 18:17.640 --> 18:19.820 really? I thought he was just gonna cash those in. It was just— it was 18:20.320 --> 18:22.700 more just to like get everything off, right? Yeah, but it was kind of like 18:23.200 --> 18:26.970 Grandma's arm just wiping everything off the table at Teddy KGB's. It was very nice. 18:27.140 --> 18:30.300 Um, yeah, so then they, they go to leave and he's like, oh honey, 18:30.800 --> 18:34.120 why don't we just forget the luggage? Yeah, he says, uh, I'll calculate that's the 18:34.620 --> 18:38.360 end of this town, right? Yeah. And he is just an absolute 18:38.860 --> 18:42.757 one-liner machine. I mean, throughout this movie, everything Doc Holliday is just 18:43.257 --> 18:45.420 pure gold. He says to the guy accusing him of cheating, he goes, if I 18:45.920 --> 18:49.833 thought we weren't friends, I don't think I could bear it. He's this 18:50.333 --> 18:53.074 sort of Southern gentleman. The accent that Val Kilmer puts on for Holliday is great 18:53.122 --> 18:56.154 too, 'cause it's not too thick and too over the top, but it just comes 18:56.654 --> 18:58.673 out in little ways. Like when he says, like, you know, Wyatt Earp is my 18:59.173 --> 19:02.395 friend, you know, it's like, it almost sounds like Bill Clinton, but it works. 19:02.748 --> 19:05.845 So now the Earps arrive in Tombstone. We see some cowboys drive 19:05.877 --> 19:08.685 through, you know, on their horses. We pass Boot Hill. We're getting sort of the 19:09.185 --> 19:11.840 sense of like, what is Tombstone? It looks like a small town. But there's a 19:12.340 --> 19:14.120 lot going on. There's a lot of people walking around, you know, at least a 19:14.620 --> 19:17.840 couple of main streets through town and different— there's saloons and there's a theater 19:18.340 --> 19:21.100 and there's a grand hotel and like all this different stuff. And when the Earps 19:21.600 --> 19:25.300 arrive, they're greeted by John Behan, who is the, I think, the county sheriff, 19:25.800 --> 19:29.620 Cochise County. And he, you know, is basically like— 19:30.120 --> 19:32.580 he's the only one, it seems like, who doesn't know by sight that Wyatt Earp 19:33.080 --> 19:35.460 is Wyatt Earp because he's surprised when the guy says— It's so funny. Yeah, 19:35.960 --> 19:39.840 like, oh. Like, I love the pre, like, readily available photograph era 19:40.340 --> 19:43.169 of just identifying someone. Be like, you're not Wyatt Earp, are you? Are you? 19:43.233 --> 19:46.566 He's like, sure am. You're like, whoa, sorry, Mr. Earp. Like, what the 19:46.615 --> 19:50.270 fuck, dude? You got the ID? I do. Okay, Bihan. 19:50.383 --> 19:53.461 I love how fucking hateable they make him within the first like 19:53.961 --> 19:57.511 10 seconds because he comes up, he looks like an absolute asshole. 19:57.576 --> 20:00.884 I think they worked with like the MIT Applied Mathematics 20:01.384 --> 20:04.811 Lab to figure out the most infuriating tilt for his hat. Yeah, it's just at 20:05.311 --> 20:07.607 this angle that makes you want to punch it off his head. And then he 20:08.107 --> 20:10.453 says he's part of the nonpartisan anti-Chinese League. 20:11.880 --> 20:15.314 I just— it's like, oh God, not— I love— I mean, 20:15.330 --> 20:18.378 obviously hate, but love that it's nonpartisan, that they're saying like, 20:18.394 --> 20:21.763 regardless of what other political disagreements we have, we can agree on one 20:21.827 --> 20:25.020 thing, right? Gosh darn it. Like, yeah, Jesus Christ. But, you know, 20:25.196 --> 20:28.437 apropos for the time, certainly accurate, uh, for the time. 20:28.517 --> 20:31.662 So yeah, so, uh, basically, uh, they get a little, 20:31.854 --> 20:35.753 uh, sort of like tour around town then from, uh, Fred White, who's the town 20:35.881 --> 20:38.770 marshal. Right. So we got— and he's the marshal, and then BN's— and Earp even 20:39.270 --> 20:41.030 says something, or maybe it was Virgil says something about like, you know, a lot 20:41.530 --> 20:44.030 of law in this town. He's like, well, BN's not law, and the only real 20:44.530 --> 20:46.410 law is the cowboys. You see it by the red sashes. We get a little 20:46.910 --> 20:49.170 bit of that intro. So now— and Virgil even says he had a run-in with 20:49.670 --> 20:52.270 them up in Frisco, which I'm assuming he means San Francisco, but he might mean 20:52.770 --> 20:55.610 Frisco, Texas. I don't know. Um, but he said up in Frisco, so I figured 20:56.110 --> 20:58.470 that's what he meant. Yeah. Um, and then they notice, you know, there's all these 20:58.970 --> 21:02.070 saloons and all these like casinos and stuff, and Fred says like, hey, everybody, 21:02.570 --> 21:05.810 you know, makes money hand over fist except here at the Oriental. Nobody goes in, 21:06.310 --> 21:08.890 like whatever. So Wyatt decides to go in, and there's a great line from Virgil, 21:09.390 --> 21:11.830 like, there he goes. Like, they just— they're so used to Wyatt just being like 21:12.330 --> 21:15.740 doing his thing immediately on his bullshit the second they get to a new town. 21:16.030 --> 21:19.510 Yeah. Yep. Um, oh my God, and this scene is just incredible, 21:19.690 --> 21:22.990 right? It's really great. So the reason that the Oriental isn't doing well 21:23.490 --> 21:26.750 is that there's one guy there played by Billy Bob Thornton. Very early 21:27.250 --> 21:30.590 appearance. Very heavy, right? Yeah, he looks very overweight. He does look like 21:31.090 --> 21:34.215 that. And, uh, and I feel like again As we say this, I would have 21:34.263 --> 21:37.507 to go to a personal trainer for 11 months to approach 21:37.603 --> 21:40.509 that. 100%. Not a personal comment. 21:41.392 --> 21:44.572 But the reason the casino is not doing business is because this 21:44.684 --> 21:48.136 guy's just bullying everybody off the table and yelling at everyone and throwing shit around, 21:48.217 --> 21:51.524 and they can't deal with them. Like, the owner of the casino seems like a 21:52.024 --> 21:54.736 nice enough guy, but he has no will to take care of this dude who's 21:55.236 --> 21:59.535 not a member of the Cowboys. No, he is not. Which seems like the 22:00.035 --> 22:03.448 Cowboys— like, this is too low-hanging fruit for the Cowboys to not kind of like 22:03.948 --> 22:07.281 take over the muscle there. But whatever. It doesn't seem like they're interested in the 22:07.313 --> 22:10.729 way that like the mafia would be, you know, 60, you know, 50, 60 years 22:10.761 --> 22:13.728 later. They don't seem that interested in, uh, 22:14.193 --> 22:17.914 running businesses or even like protection rackets and stuff. They're more just into 22:18.414 --> 22:21.491 like stealing and killing and like in the moment kind of doing whatever they want. 22:21.603 --> 22:24.650 Yeah, much more, much more frankly. Yeah, like old pirates. Yeah. And that thing, 22:24.875 --> 22:27.296 they wouldn't want a stake in a, in a business because then they got to 22:27.441 --> 22:30.850 deal with the business and like actually taking money off of people 22:31.350 --> 22:34.430 in some kind of reasonable way. And it seems like they enjoy the gambling part. 22:34.590 --> 22:38.070 True. So I guess what I'm more saying is like the guy, Billy Bob, 22:38.570 --> 22:40.590 should have been one of them. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, right. 22:41.090 --> 22:45.400 But whatever. Well, he's too much of a wuss probably to join Curly Bill's outfit. 22:45.410 --> 22:48.790 Uh, but yeah, you, you want to take us through why it's a visit here? 22:49.290 --> 22:51.950 Because I, I love the entire thing. It's fantastic. He goes up, he talks to 22:52.450 --> 22:55.250 the, the bartender, he's Milt, who's the owner-operator, and he tells him kind of about 22:55.750 --> 22:57.810 the situation. Like you said, with Billy Bob Thornton's character, his name Johnny Tyler is 22:58.310 --> 23:01.150 the name of the character, and he's already Yeah, he's yelling at some guy who's 23:01.650 --> 23:04.120 playing Faro, and he's, you know, he's got this guy sitting next to him. 23:04.620 --> 23:06.950 Apparently he's like, tell him, dealer, you know, oh, you flipped that card over. 23:07.450 --> 23:11.410 Yeah, just unreasonable shit, right? Being absolutely crazy. And so, and so Wyatt walks 23:11.910 --> 23:13.910 up to him and is like, you're in my seat, which is just such a 23:14.410 --> 23:17.810 perfect, like, like, like that power move, that initial thing, be like, you're in my 23:18.310 --> 23:20.850 chair. Yeah, he says, right? And they go back and forth a little bit, 23:21.190 --> 23:24.810 and that's when, uh, Billy Bob, you know, Tyler says, like, you know, 23:25.310 --> 23:28.710 well, you sure, uh, Something about like, you talk big 23:29.210 --> 23:32.410 for a guy who don't go heel. Like, you talk a big game for a 23:32.910 --> 23:35.250 guy who don't go heel, which I think means carry a gun, right? And he's 23:35.750 --> 23:37.850 saying, well, no need to go heel and get a drop on a bulge like 23:38.350 --> 23:40.810 you or whatever. And it's like, he basically is, you know, they're talking shit. 23:41.310 --> 23:43.630 Yeah. And it's like Billy Bob gets up, Johnny Tyler gets up and is like, 23:44.130 --> 23:46.990 I'm gonna kill you. You know, like, whatever, you're making me real mad. And he 23:47.490 --> 23:49.550 goes, yeah, fine, do it. Like, he's basically just, he doesn't have a gun on 23:50.050 --> 23:52.370 him. Yeah. Like, it doesn't seem to, but he's just not afraid of this guy 23:52.870 --> 23:54.790 at all. And he can see it in his eyes, like how scared he is. 23:55.173 --> 23:57.775 And he— I might— one of my favorite lines in a movie full of great 23:57.823 --> 24:01.213 lines is, skin it, skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. 24:01.823 --> 24:05.116 I said throw down, boy. Like, when he says, I said throw down, but it's 24:05.133 --> 24:08.442 like so good. And finally he just grabs him by his ear and drags him 24:08.667 --> 24:11.703 by the end, and he's slapping him. I mean, he's beating him like, 24:11.719 --> 24:15.076 you know, uh, he draws blood. Yeah. I mean, just like it's 24:15.576 --> 24:19.237 a parental of the time type beating that he's putting on this guy who 24:19.269 --> 24:22.417 was so tough that he was driving business away from the casino in the old 24:22.450 --> 24:26.217 fucking West, which is so menacing, if nothing else. That guy around, it was 24:26.249 --> 24:28.814 really great. And he just before leaving Wyatt's like, what do you say, Milt, 24:28.830 --> 24:31.861 about quarter, quarter of the house stake sound about right? So he's now got a 24:32.005 --> 24:35.292 quarter interest in the game at the Oriental. So yeah, so him and Doc 24:35.792 --> 24:39.059 Holliday both kind of figured out ways to, to rip off casinos and different, 24:39.075 --> 24:42.089 you know, protection racket and then, uh, straight-up robbery. 24:42.827 --> 24:45.889 Um, yeah, so, so now, uh, 24:46.113 --> 24:49.336 he encounters Doc Holliday, right? And there's kind of a reunion there. 24:49.496 --> 24:53.921 Yeah. And he calls the sheriff over and the sheriff's like, what the fuck 24:54.421 --> 24:55.597 So as this is happening, uh, Billy Bob comes up with a shotgun. He's like, 24:55.902 --> 24:59.325 oh, why you— and they just like fully ignore his ass. It's really funny. 24:59.373 --> 25:02.445 It's funny. Doc yells out, Johnny Tyler, where you going with that shotgun? 25:02.526 --> 25:05.137 And clearly Tyler knows Doc, and he goes, you know, Doc, I didn't know you 25:05.637 --> 25:08.490 was in town. And he's like— and then he says like, this is Wyatt Earp. 25:08.554 --> 25:12.368 And now, now Johnny Tyler's scared. Yeah, because, because he knows Doc Holliday 25:12.818 --> 25:16.452 personally, and probably not to a point where he would count him a friend. 25:16.581 --> 25:20.180 Like, this is somebody that he's Intimidated by, scared of. He knows, and he knows 25:20.680 --> 25:23.460 Wyatt Earp by reputation, and he's not about to fuck with Wyatt Earp. So he's 25:23.960 --> 25:27.690 just completely like, okay, I'm done. But yeah, when he's just like still standing there, 25:27.760 --> 25:30.680 right? Doc looks up. Oh, Johnny, I didn't realize you were still there. You may 25:31.180 --> 25:34.440 go now. And then when Wyatt calls Fred up, and Doc is 25:34.940 --> 25:37.320 just like, like goddamn it! Oh, I love it too. There's a line here too 25:37.820 --> 25:40.960 where they're talking about how Morgan tells Doc, oh yeah, Wyatt just got us a 25:41.460 --> 25:43.620 game at the Oriental. He's like, you know, oh, like I didn't think you'd go 25:44.120 --> 25:46.740 for that. Well, didn't you always tell me like you know? Gambling is, is a, 25:47.240 --> 25:49.460 is a sport. Or is it— well, I said poker is, you know, like, 25:49.960 --> 25:52.580 but, you know, Faro is— no, nobody— you shouldn't play that. The house always wins. 25:53.740 --> 25:55.680 And Wyatt says, well, it's not like anybody's holding a gun to their head, 25:56.180 --> 25:58.440 make them play. And Doc says, it's what I love about you, Wyatt. You can 25:58.940 --> 26:02.220 convince yourself of anything. It's just like, just another classic, 26:02.720 --> 26:06.240 like, line from Doc Holliday. The sheriff and the marshal are 26:06.740 --> 26:08.760 there kind of talking to them about like, oh yeah, we got law and order 26:09.260 --> 26:12.988 in this town. Like, as this conversation's happening, And then there's a classic like shootout, 26:13.036 --> 26:16.049 like, you accused me of cheating at cards. Yeah, that's right. Cheated at cards. 26:16.466 --> 26:20.249 One guy kills the other guy. Yep. And then immediately the, 26:21.115 --> 26:24.577 the punishment for killing somebody on the streets is you have to hand over whatever 26:25.077 --> 26:28.312 guns you currently have for an indeterminate amount of time. Just until— 26:28.409 --> 26:31.246 just so the judge doesn't see it. Like, that's, that's why. Until you sober up. 26:31.310 --> 26:34.740 Yeah. And it's like— and the guy even says, I think— so this is Turkey 26:35.240 --> 26:38.810 Creek Jack Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion, or 2 of these characters. And Turkey 26:39.310 --> 26:41.750 Creek is the one who says, you know, like, it was a fair fight. 26:41.870 --> 26:43.930 Like, we, you know, we waited for them to draw. Like, he's saying, like, 26:44.430 --> 26:46.870 we didn't— essentially the gun version of a sucker punch. We didn't sucker punch. 26:47.370 --> 26:50.830 They drew and we defended ourselves. And he's claiming it should be fine. But Fred 26:51.330 --> 26:52.890 White, you know, the marshal is like, no, I got to take your guns, 26:53.390 --> 26:55.430 you know, kind of thing. At least— and again, yeah, for how long, who knows? 26:55.930 --> 26:59.230 Like, doesn't really say. Creek apparently did take a bullet to the ear. He's got 26:59.730 --> 27:02.250 his ears all bleeding. So he got lucky, it looks like. Yeah. But these are 27:02.750 --> 27:06.680 2 fairly important guys who will come back later, right? Texas Jack and future affiliates. 27:07.180 --> 27:10.800 Turkey Greek. Yes, good guys. Um, so now— oh, now we get the fancy wagon 27:11.300 --> 27:13.960 that pulls into town, which is like the theater company, right? Yeah, yeah, it's just 27:14.460 --> 27:17.680 a group of actors. And, uh, and it's— oh yeah, because, because I guess the, 27:17.720 --> 27:21.280 the theater there would show like a bunch of different stuff, so it wouldn't necessarily 27:21.780 --> 27:24.880 be like one production. No, it'd be like traveling crew. Exactly, like they would travel 27:25.380 --> 27:28.360 from town to town. Yeah. And we get Billy Dane. Billy, Billy, 27:28.860 --> 27:32.320 Billy Dane. Just fucking cut that. Uh, Billy Zane and, 27:32.820 --> 27:36.300 uh, Dana Delaney. Right, right. Here, the, uh, fancy actress who are not a couple. 27:36.800 --> 27:39.220 No, no. So it doesn't complicate anything for us there. No. It makes this part 27:39.720 --> 27:42.380 of the movie very easy for us. Right, right. But so she spots, 27:42.880 --> 27:46.060 uh, spots, you know, the, the Earps with, I think, Behan and Doc, 27:46.560 --> 27:48.170 and they're all kind of standing at the one end of the street and, 27:48.240 --> 27:51.220 and makes a comment about, you know, like, I want one, basically. 27:51.720 --> 27:54.000 Yeah. Who's that tall drink of water over there? She's on the back. And he's 27:54.500 --> 27:57.400 like, drink of water? What the hell is that? It's 1890. 27:57.900 --> 28:01.160 Um, but yeah, so, uh, they've arrived. So then we 28:01.660 --> 28:04.357 cut next to their performance, which is like this sort of, uh, a, you know, 28:04.374 --> 28:07.792 set of small sketches and skits, uh, you know, at the Birdcage 28:07.824 --> 28:11.483 Theater. That— the place is all cowboys on the ground floor. There's balconies where, 28:11.980 --> 28:14.837 you know, like, Bian and I think his woman, uh, are up there or something. 28:14.885 --> 28:17.710 Or then it's like Doc and Kate and Wyatt and, you know, all the, 28:17.870 --> 28:21.529 the couples are all kind of sitting up and watching the show. And they start 28:22.029 --> 28:24.466 off with a juggler who somebody— I don't know if it's John Corbett or one 28:24.966 --> 28:28.253 of the other cowboys— like shoots at him or whatever. And like juggling like bowling 28:28.285 --> 28:31.420 pins. Like bowling pins. And he just shoots and he just explodes the pin, 28:31.920 --> 28:35.280 so no harm. But Jesus Christ, right? This is the worst possible situation 28:35.780 --> 28:38.980 as a performer. And then Billy Zane comes on to do the St. Crispin's Day 28:39.480 --> 28:42.760 speech from Henry V, which I'll be honest, I'm actually fairly familiar with that speech, 28:43.260 --> 28:44.800 and it didn't sound right to me. I don't even think those are the actual 28:45.300 --> 28:48.280 words until the very end. Okay, like there's other stuff in there. I'm like, 28:48.780 --> 28:50.640 that doesn't sound right to me. Like, I had— I literally recently had to look 28:51.140 --> 28:53.260 it up to put it in a screenplay I'm writing, so I know like the 28:53.760 --> 28:56.060 St. Crispin's Day speech is fresh in my mind. And he says a bunch of 28:56.560 --> 28:59.770 other stuff first and then gets to the whole like, you know, All who fought 29:00.270 --> 29:02.390 with us on St. Crispin's Day. But it's like a very short version of it. 29:02.890 --> 29:06.509 But they love— the cowboys love it. Curly Bill in particular. I love the Curly 29:07.009 --> 29:10.550 Bill gets up and he's like, that's all kind of stuff. And they're all fucking 29:11.050 --> 29:13.010 shooting guns in the air. All I can think about when they do that is, 29:13.510 --> 29:15.660 what does the ceiling look like? It must just be about to come apart. 29:15.790 --> 29:19.350 Isn't part of the importance of a theater the acoustics? And you're just ruining that 29:19.850 --> 29:23.170 by putting bullets through the ceiling. 100%. Um, oh man. 29:23.670 --> 29:27.237 So then there's kind of a longer Oh, and who's, uh, what's Jason Priestley's character? 29:27.317 --> 29:30.142 I don't know if we talked about Billy yet. So Billy is an interesting guy. 29:30.431 --> 29:34.331 I think he's actually with Behan. Like, I think he's like a deputy county 29:34.909 --> 29:38.311 sheriff guy. He's like with the cowboys, but he's not 29:38.456 --> 29:41.441 one of them. He's not, right? It's an interesting position. Yeah. 29:41.746 --> 29:45.502 Later on, he loves the play though. Yes. He— oh, like, this culture 29:46.002 --> 29:47.973 come to my town. I can't believe— We also get a sense that he is 29:48.006 --> 29:51.260 quite attracted to Billy Zane's character as well. And that's obviously going to complicate 29:51.760 --> 29:54.840 things for him at this time and place. But yeah, I think later we see, 29:55.340 --> 29:58.760 uh, when the Cowboys have been deputized later on in the storyline, he decides to, 29:59.260 --> 30:02.260 to leave them. And it's like, so if he was also deputized but not a 30:02.760 --> 30:05.460 member of the Cowboys, I mean, that's why I'm guessing he's actually with BN at 30:05.960 --> 30:08.640 this stage as well. But he's friends with Curly Bill, uh, for sure. And, 30:09.140 --> 30:11.060 and, you know, Curly Bill has him come over and sit down with him. 30:11.560 --> 30:14.000 Billy, um, a lot of really simple names. And there's a lot of guys named 30:14.500 --> 30:17.390 Bill or Billy or John or, you know. And I know it's like historical, 30:17.580 --> 30:19.920 but I'm like, Curly Bill, if I was trying to think of a really bad, 30:20.420 --> 30:24.020 bad guy, which he is, and he's Sure. That's not that tough of 30:24.520 --> 30:27.520 a name. Curly Bill Brocius. Yeah. I mean, just Bill Brocius sounds— Bill Brocius is 30:28.020 --> 30:31.220 like Bill Brasky. It sounds good as hell, right? Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky. 30:31.720 --> 30:35.180 Bill Brocius is 13 feet tall. Um, 30:35.680 --> 30:39.560 so, so the final performance that they have from the theater company is, is Faust. 30:40.060 --> 30:43.380 Right, right. The deal with the devil, like, right. So that's all happening, you know, 30:43.880 --> 30:47.510 very much, uh, like, uh, Sun Tzu's The Art of War appearing in Wall Street, 30:47.540 --> 30:50.680 you know. It's just like, hey, we're not, we're not foreshadowing. Very subtle, 30:51.180 --> 30:54.750 very subtle. Yeah. But whatever, this is a— it's a fucking dumb guy, basically a 30:55.250 --> 30:58.570 dumb guy explosion movie, which I love. And you get a— but it's 30:59.070 --> 31:01.730 a little culture. So they're leaving and then you got them kind of talking on 31:02.230 --> 31:05.750 the way out. And oh, the one who's playing the devil in the play is 31:06.250 --> 31:10.050 this woman, Janet Delaney. Josephine Marcus. Yeah, yeah, who's like— and she's a well-known 31:10.550 --> 31:14.250 actress, right? I guess they— it's a big deal that she's in town. She's the 31:14.750 --> 31:17.550 draw. Yeah, like she's known. People know her by name in this, in this time 31:18.050 --> 31:21.390 and place and everything. And it's very funny too, before she unmasks and bows, 31:21.873 --> 31:24.599 Wyatt says kind of just to no one in particular, he says, well, who played 31:25.099 --> 31:27.535 the devil? And, and, you know, so she takes off her mask and is looking 31:27.567 --> 31:31.047 straight at him, which Maddie even notices. And, and, and Wyatt says, 31:31.095 --> 31:34.464 well, I'll be damned. And Doc leans over and goes, you may indeed, 31:34.688 --> 31:37.736 if you're lucky. That's so good. 31:37.912 --> 31:40.816 He's on fire, dude. It's great. So yeah, 31:41.056 --> 31:44.489 um, yeah, so, you know, he's obviously like, whoa, when he sees her. 31:44.569 --> 31:48.322 Yeah. Uh, on the way out, we've got Morgan again, a great like 31:48.822 --> 31:52.120 kind of plot device being like You guys believe in God? 'Cause I sure do. 31:52.510 --> 31:55.850 You know? What do you think happens when you die? Always beware the character 31:56.350 --> 31:58.930 that has like a very, like a lot of plans for the future and a 31:59.430 --> 32:03.010 strong belief in the afterlife. And also like any youngest sibling, that's just 32:03.510 --> 32:06.550 never a good place to be if you're in a large group of family. 32:07.050 --> 32:10.350 Like don't be the youngest sibling. You're toast. Yeah, so yeah, so they're 32:10.850 --> 32:13.290 talking. And so basically Morgan and Wyatt go off to the Oriental to run the 32:13.790 --> 32:16.770 Pharaoh game for the night. But it's a big, big crowd, partly because they got 32:17.270 --> 32:19.470 rid of Johnny Tyler. So it's just the place in general is getting more attention. 32:19.610 --> 32:23.310 I think because the Earps are involved, that probably attracts a certain amount of talent. 32:23.810 --> 32:27.310 And then the actors are deciding to, to kind of post-show there. Yep. 32:27.810 --> 32:30.200 And so that becomes— So people wanna hang where they're at. Exactly. So it's big. 32:30.290 --> 32:33.010 You got a lot of the cowboys are there. It's just like when Mike The 32:33.510 --> 32:36.990 Situation from Jersey Shore is at a bottle service type event. It's the exact same 32:37.490 --> 32:40.390 thing. Only if he's with Sammi Sweetheart though. Like, um, yeah, no, but, uh, 32:40.890 --> 32:43.970 so the, the actors show up and like people are dancing with Josephine. And, 32:44.470 --> 32:46.350 and it was funny, Doc says something about, you know, if she showed up, 32:46.850 --> 32:48.970 how— what would you do? And, you know, do you consider yourself a married man, 32:49.470 --> 32:52.650 Wyatt? forsaking all others? He goes, yeah, I guess, like, whatever. Which is a shitty 32:53.150 --> 32:55.530 fucking answer, by the way. Like, I get that you're married to a drug addict, 32:55.610 --> 32:58.710 but like, you know. But it is funny where it's like, why it's just 32:59.210 --> 33:02.810 like, well, it looks like my wife is a drug addict. Not that my 33:03.310 --> 33:06.490 wife has a problem that she could use help with. It's like, well, she has 33:06.990 --> 33:09.630 become this thing. What can I do? How could I have had anything to do 33:10.130 --> 33:12.410 with this? How could I? It couldn't possibly be all good. First night in a 33:12.910 --> 33:15.370 new town, she asked me to stay with her. Well, better go out with the 33:15.870 --> 33:18.670 boys. And, and, and, and I couldn't possibly have added to her stress being a 33:19.170 --> 33:19.550 law enforcement officer for decades. That couldn't possibly have been a problem for her. 33:21.965 --> 33:25.918 But anyway, so, so, because I love that when Josephine comes up then to sort 33:26.418 --> 33:29.903 of offer Wyatt a dance, basically he just turns around drinking his coffee or whatever. 33:30.194 --> 33:33.941 And Doc says, I stand corrected, Wyatt, you're an oak. Which comes back because— 33:34.053 --> 33:37.090 Yeah. But yeah, so, so this is basically it. And it's just a lot of 33:37.590 --> 33:40.721 things. But this is, I think, when Curly Bill— yeah, Curly Bill and Ringo 33:41.221 --> 33:44.944 show up to play a little faro and they recognize Doc 33:45.073 --> 33:48.652 Holliday, I think. Or do they know they recognize— there's some chitchat between all 33:48.781 --> 33:51.885 of them at this point. They're all kind of well-known. Why Curly Bill and 33:52.385 --> 33:54.980 Johnny Ringo and Doc Holliday are all kind of known to each other by reputation, 33:55.028 --> 33:58.765 at least. Yeah, yeah, they definitely, they definitely are aware of each 33:59.265 --> 34:02.405 other. And oh, one thing it says, you know, Doc Holliday, the reason that he 34:02.533 --> 34:06.254 made this move is that he thought the heat would be better for his tuberculosis. 34:06.318 --> 34:09.958 Yes, or the dry weather. So basically starting here, 34:10.487 --> 34:11.722 he is Bubba from, 34:13.117 --> 34:16.100 or what's the name from Con Air? Like he is sweaty. 34:16.180 --> 34:19.380 He is like The sweatiest man for the rest of this movie, 34:19.510 --> 34:22.950 which is funny why we talk about the most desirable male. Yeah, because you'd 34:23.450 --> 34:26.390 slide— Slip Inside was big then. Maybe you jump on Val Kilmer and whoop, 34:26.890 --> 34:29.390 right off. It's just so pallid in most of this. It's just, I don't see 34:29.890 --> 34:32.570 it. But anyway, I'm also not the target audience for the most desirable male award. 34:32.869 --> 34:36.220 Uh, but this is okay. This is great. And this is like our first, 34:36.350 --> 34:39.190 our first good like encounter between the two, right? 34:39.690 --> 34:42.330 Groups. And it's interesting, Curly Bill and Ike, uh, Ike Clanton's with them as well. 34:42.830 --> 34:45.460 So Ike and Johnny and Curly Bill are all kind of menacing a little bit 34:45.960 --> 34:48.170 and kind of threatening. But Earp's just like, Wyatt's just like, well, let's just play, 34:48.200 --> 34:50.920 play cards. Like, I'm not here to be a lawman, whatever. I'm here to play 34:51.420 --> 34:55.320 cards. And so, and sure enough, Curly wins $500 real quick. 34:55.820 --> 34:59.240 $500 in 1879 was like a year's wages for like 34:59.740 --> 35:02.940 the average person. Yeah. Uh, you could buy a house for $500. Like, I've seen 35:03.440 --> 35:06.860 some estimates depending on if you're looking at like regular inflation, you know, Consumer Price 35:07.360 --> 35:10.440 Index, like what you could actually buy with it. $500 in the mid— in mid-19th 35:10.940 --> 35:14.440 century was anywhere between several thousand and nearly a million dollars. Just depending 35:14.940 --> 35:18.260 on exactly how you want to, right, you know, determine value. Real estate. 35:18.760 --> 35:21.680 Yeah, because you could buy a house for $500, right? So, so it's very wild 35:22.180 --> 35:23.720 that he wins that on like a single hand of— I don't even know, 35:24.220 --> 35:26.640 by the way, no clue how you play the game Faro. So Faro, I looked 35:27.140 --> 35:30.420 it up. Okay, it's almost like war kind of, but you have like, uh, 35:30.920 --> 35:33.540 there's like 5 cards on each side, so you're trying to like beat the dealer's 35:34.040 --> 35:37.540 card or whatever. Okay. Um, so it's a very simple like higher card type. 35:38.040 --> 35:41.000 Oh, interesting. And I think— I forget how the odds slightly favor the house. 35:41.500 --> 35:45.320 Yeah, but I mean, it's one of those Like you know 52-48 type game. 35:45.820 --> 35:48.520 Probably a draw to the house probably does it or something like right? Yeah, 35:49.020 --> 35:52.260 yeah. Interesting. And it is funny when it shows how successful the casino is and 35:52.760 --> 35:55.940 they're winning like deeds to mines and stuff like that. It's really cool. Very good 35:56.440 --> 35:59.570 stuff. Yeah. So the cowboys they encounter the table there and it's a little tense. 35:59.600 --> 36:02.820 It's a little tense. Bill is playing and he won but they're still the fucking 36:03.320 --> 36:06.580 cowboys. He's still Bill's Bill's fine because Bill wins and he's like 36:07.080 --> 36:09.500 and he even said because Ike's been like John like you're law dog we don't 36:10.000 --> 36:12.310 want no law around here law dog you start. And so then Bill wins $500. 36:12.810 --> 36:14.750 He goes, shut up, Ike. Like, this is good. You know, we're kind of cool. 36:15.030 --> 36:18.310 But Ringo and Doc Holliday start talking to each other, and I love it 36:18.810 --> 36:22.730 is that like, you know, Ringo— Doc says something about Ringo, whatever, and Wyatt goes, 36:23.230 --> 36:26.070 don't worry about him. He's drunk. He goes, in vino veritas. And I don't know 36:26.570 --> 36:28.050 the rest of it, but they then speak back and forth to each other in 36:28.550 --> 36:31.790 Latin several times. I was disappointed in the subtitles because I really wanted 36:32.290 --> 36:35.210 to see what they were saying. But he then says to Kate, Doc does, 36:35.710 --> 36:38.930 he goes, oh, it would appear that Mr. Ringo is an educated man. 36:39.300 --> 36:43.030 Now I really hate him. Yeah. Oh, first he said he hated him because 36:43.530 --> 36:47.040 he reminded him of him or something, right? Reminds me of me. 36:47.630 --> 36:51.170 But then, so Ringo decides to pull his gun and do the, like, 36:51.670 --> 36:54.310 you know, sort of, I'm twirling around and back and forth and spinning it and 36:54.810 --> 36:57.590 doing this, which I'm always thinking to myself, man, you know, the amount of pressure 36:58.090 --> 37:01.310 you need, if maybe if the hammer's not cocked back, it takes more. But like, 37:01.810 --> 37:04.850 that seems dangerous. I don't think that gun had a safety on it back then. 37:05.350 --> 37:07.890 There's no such thing. So it's like, that's gonna potentially go off in any direction. 37:07.900 --> 37:11.100 But he does this really impressive stuff. Everyone loves it. Who's cheering? 37:11.600 --> 37:14.520 And it's like very much like, wow, this is the entertainment of 1879. Like, 37:15.020 --> 37:18.500 you know, um, and so then Doc, not armed, uh, has his little, 37:19.000 --> 37:21.900 uh, tin cup that he's got, you know, whiskey or whatever he's got in it, 37:22.400 --> 37:25.300 tequila or something, and he starts flipping it around using the little like handle of 37:25.800 --> 37:28.520 the mug. And everybody loves that as well. I love that. But it also diffuses 37:29.020 --> 37:32.520 the situation completely, and Bill laughs about it, and it's like, all right, come on, 37:33.020 --> 37:35.359 let's go. And so it's really great. Great. We get a scene real quick in 37:35.859 --> 37:38.486 this moment too. We're showing how prepared Wyatt is. He's got a— it's like a 37:38.986 --> 37:42.719 sawed-off shotgun attached to the bottom of the table that he can reach and shoot 37:42.735 --> 37:45.926 at somebody who's across from him. So he is, you know, prepared for, for the 37:45.942 --> 37:48.861 worst to happen. But luckily he doesn't have to deal with it because, uh, 37:49.069 --> 37:52.212 Doc actually both started the shit and defused the 37:52.712 --> 37:56.958 shit. And as unpredictable as Doc was, that was a big kind 37:57.458 --> 38:00.614 of moment because like he could have turned that into a bloodbath and probably taken 38:01.114 --> 38:05.120 out all those Like the idea is that as good as Johnny Ringo is, 38:05.620 --> 38:09.180 Doc is so legendary and good that like he's like unfuckwithable, you know, even if 38:09.680 --> 38:13.240 there's multiple people there. So Wyatt is kind of like 38:13.740 --> 38:17.080 the next day he's on a little I'm gonna go on a ride up and 38:17.580 --> 38:20.410 he encounters Josephine, yes, who's on a pale horse. 38:21.220 --> 38:24.860 Dun dun dun. But they've 38:25.360 --> 38:28.240 kind of a nice, you know, little flirty get to know each other. And the 38:28.740 --> 38:31.220 thing is that the horses want to fuck each other. So it's like springtime. 38:31.720 --> 38:34.140 It's like hey, I can't help it. I'm on top. of this thing that wants 38:34.640 --> 38:36.470 to fuck the thing that you're on top of. So we just gotta go. 38:37.220 --> 38:40.440 Well, he suggests that they just go their separate ways. And she's like, 38:40.940 --> 38:44.280 let's run it out of them. And she's sidesaddle. So the amount of like crazy 38:44.780 --> 38:48.280 horse racing she's doing sitting sidesaddle is impressive. 'Cause that would 38:48.780 --> 38:51.260 have to be very easy to fall off. You know what I mean? Like, 38:51.760 --> 38:54.860 but she's able to not fall off. So they go and they find a little 38:55.360 --> 38:57.560 picnic spot, sort of, not really with like food, but they sit down and like 38:58.060 --> 39:00.740 the horses water. It's really cute too when the horses are— They're like, they're tall. 39:01.240 --> 39:03.160 Their little heads are like next to like their horse kissing or whatever. Luckily they're 39:03.660 --> 39:05.750 not actually banging, but you know, You know, that would have been a lot more 39:06.250 --> 39:09.090 graphic. It would have got it the NC-17 instead of R here. Um, and we 39:09.590 --> 39:12.390 would have had a link to Boogie Nights too. Exactly right. But, uh, but yeah, 39:12.890 --> 39:15.010 so they're just chatting and, you know, she's asking him questions about what he wants 39:15.510 --> 39:17.970 out of life. Are you happy? And he thinks it's even ridiculous to ask yourself 39:18.470 --> 39:21.030 questions like that. And yeah, he comments that he's never met a woman who talks 39:21.530 --> 39:22.870 like you and all this stuff. And so he's like, well, I'm happy as the 39:23.370 --> 39:26.340 next man, I guess. Which is like, oh man, that's not a great answer. 39:26.610 --> 39:29.790 Yeah. Uh, and but this is clear, this is the romance building. You know, 39:30.290 --> 39:33.970 we— it was made clear right away Josephine wanted him. Like, yeah, we've seen several 39:34.470 --> 39:37.557 things of that. And he's obviously finds her attractive. But now we're getting 39:37.589 --> 39:41.426 to where he recognizes that life might not be the same if 39:41.926 --> 39:44.557 he were with Josephine as it is that he's with Maddy, right? And that's, 39:44.798 --> 39:48.395 and that's sort of the real first sort of seed 39:48.571 --> 39:51.846 of my marriage is not going to last forever kind of 39:51.879 --> 39:55.266 thing, right? Well, and she's, you know, in his world, like, he's a lawman 39:55.766 --> 39:59.521 in Kansas, and then to him, the greatest possibility for the expansion of 39:59.569 --> 40:03.140 his universe was going to Tombstone and striking it rich there with his wife 40:03.640 --> 40:06.940 and his brothers, right? And he now has shown him that the world is millions 40:07.440 --> 40:10.440 of times bigger than even that. So he's just like, what the fuck? Yeah. 40:10.940 --> 40:14.220 And, uh, he's— oh, and she says that she's with, like, since they 40:14.720 --> 40:18.200 can't be together, she's with B-Man right now. Just for now. Can you fucking untilt 40:18.700 --> 40:22.380 his hat, please? And she just says he's handsome and he's charming and 40:22.880 --> 40:24.680 that's it. But he, you know, she does— she makes it clear she doesn't have, 40:25.180 --> 40:28.420 like, long-term interest in B-Man. Like, you know, whenever her troupe moves 40:28.920 --> 40:31.180 on, right, they're obviously there for a little while to do some shows in town. 40:31.230 --> 40:34.530 she's not gonna bring him with her or come back to him. 40:35.030 --> 40:37.610 That's just while they're there. It's a good guy to connect yourself to, honestly, 40:38.110 --> 40:40.410 when you're in a new town, like the lawman. And like you said, like, 40:40.910 --> 40:44.780 he's a good-looking guy. He's well-dressed, except for one fucking thing. 40:45.490 --> 40:47.890 We could lose the cane on top of the hat. We could lose both the 40:48.390 --> 40:50.270 cane and the hat. We could use the cane to knock the hat off his 40:50.770 --> 40:52.590 head, then he's wonderful. Then I'll marry him. 40:53.210 --> 40:57.190 So yeah, this is really a nice little encounter. 40:57.690 --> 41:00.950 And she's like, you know, I'm not a lady. And Doc's like, oh, you're a 41:01.450 --> 41:04.080 wife. It's like, you're a lady, all right. You know, it's very— It's, it's, 41:04.580 --> 41:07.600 it's cute while we're also making it clear we are talking about adultery here. 41:08.100 --> 41:10.740 Oh, 100%. But it's still somewhat cute. So— That's why they had to show him 41:11.240 --> 41:14.470 save the horse from getting slapped early on, because they're like, remember, good guy here. 41:15.140 --> 41:19.090 So then, uh, he goes home and Maddie is just destroyed, 41:19.260 --> 41:22.540 wasted on Laudanum, uh, giggling in bed, 41:23.040 --> 41:26.800 sweating, just like— it's a real nightmare. And he tries to like sort of— 41:27.300 --> 41:29.600 oh, like they talked about room service, Wyatt and Josephine. So he goes to Maddie 41:30.100 --> 41:32.330 and is like, why don't we just just pick up stakes. So apparently they've already 41:32.830 --> 41:35.590 made a ton of money. There's not a real clear sense of how much time 41:36.090 --> 41:38.269 has passed since their arrival in Tombstone. If you told me it was 5 days 41:38.769 --> 41:40.990 or you told me it was 5 months, I'd probably believe you either way, 41:41.030 --> 41:44.930 right? Sure. But apparently it's enough that they've already made a ton of money 41:45.430 --> 41:48.770 just running the game at the Oriental. They're only getting a quarter of the profits 41:49.270 --> 41:51.790 as well. But he says, why don't we just pull up stakes and keep going 41:52.290 --> 41:54.230 and we'll get room service, whatever? And she just thinks this is the most ridiculous 41:54.730 --> 41:57.210 thing. She laughs at it, but then— but is also like laughing in the way 41:57.710 --> 41:59.910 you laugh at someone because you think they told a joke. You know what I 42:00.410 --> 42:03.190 mean? Like, she's not really laughing at him so much as she's laughing at the 42:03.690 --> 42:06.510 funny joke she thought he told, and he was being serious. And she seems so 42:07.010 --> 42:10.230 out of it anyway that her response to a lot of things will just be 42:10.730 --> 42:14.190 laughing at it. Like, something that she doesn't want to have to seriously consider is 42:14.690 --> 42:18.150 something she's just gonna laugh at. Yep. Um, yeah, so she's really out of 42:18.650 --> 42:22.250 it, and that's disappointing for, for Wyatt. Yeah. Because he's like, man, you know, 42:22.750 --> 42:26.110 comes home from meeting Josephine, and it's not even quite in his head yet, 42:26.610 --> 42:29.799 like, I'm gonna run away with Josephine. No, but— Hey, what if we did this? 42:29.895 --> 42:33.487 Yeah. Hey, what if you became this different chick? He's trying— like, that's— see, 42:33.503 --> 42:35.058 that's a good point at the end. What you just said at the end there 42:35.106 --> 42:38.041 is why it doesn't work for him in sort of a good guy way. 42:38.378 --> 42:41.729 But he thinks he's being the good guy by falling for this other 42:41.825 --> 42:44.968 woman, and instead of just leaving his wife for her off the bat, 42:45.273 --> 42:49.057 he tries to twist his wife into her. Yeah. And in his mind, that's like 42:49.282 --> 42:52.184 more noble, better. That's like— it's like, no, no, no, no, no, 42:52.264 --> 42:56.140 dude. That's still cheating, still emotional, whatever. whatever it 42:56.640 --> 42:59.480 is. It's all bad, but yeah, betrayal of some kind. So, um, later that night 42:59.980 --> 43:02.940 we're back at the Oriental. Uh, Doc is playing piano, Kate's sitting against him, 43:03.440 --> 43:06.220 and a couple of cowboys including Thomas Haden Church and Ike Clanton are both there. 43:06.360 --> 43:09.910 And, uh, and I love Thomas Haden Church so much. 43:10.340 --> 43:13.380 Uh, he's great in this. I— it— again, we're talking about the 43:13.880 --> 43:16.640 lack of name diversity. Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like the wedding at Goodfellas, 43:17.140 --> 43:20.860 right? Everyone's either named Billy or Bill. Yeah. Or, well, like, he's another 43:21.360 --> 43:24.680 young Billy, but he's not Billy the Kid. Nope. 43:25.180 --> 43:28.760 He is Billy A. He's also not the Jason Priestley Billy. He's not Bill— 43:29.260 --> 43:32.260 well, he's not Curly Bill. He's not Wild Bill. He's not— yeah. And Jason Priestley 43:32.760 --> 43:36.160 has a curly mustache. He's not Curly Bill. That's correct. Powers Boothe with a 43:36.660 --> 43:40.140 straight mustache is Curly Bill. Um, but anyway, so yeah, so this is another— this 43:40.640 --> 43:43.800 is Billy Clanton. I think this is Ike's brother, I think, is who this is. 43:44.300 --> 43:47.720 I'm not 100% sure, but, but they're, they're, uh— he basically— Doc is playing 43:48.220 --> 43:52.040 Chopin. He's playing Nocturne by Chopin on the piano, and, and Thomas Haden Church doesn't 43:52.540 --> 43:54.787 like this, and he's like, you know, why don't you play some Oh, Susanna, 43:54.803 --> 43:58.335 Camptown Races, you know, uh, Stephen Foster, you know, Stephen Stinking 43:58.367 --> 44:01.267 Foster. And Doc looks at him and goes, well, this is Nocturne. He's like, 44:01.348 --> 44:04.239 what? You know, Frédéric fucking Chopin. 44:05.060 --> 44:07.702 This is so good. This is really good. And I love that they had their, 44:07.718 --> 44:11.277 like, Stephen Foster was like their, uh, like New Kids on the 44:11.777 --> 44:15.534 Block of the day. Exactly. If you're like a cultured guy, you're like, Stephen Foster, 44:15.550 --> 44:19.099 you piece of shit. Uh, yeah, really fun. He's like, look, 44:19.164 --> 44:22.900 man, I only know 4 songs. Like, we're gonna be here all 44:23.400 --> 44:27.140 night. I'll get to it. I don't know, Doc probably does know a lot. 44:27.640 --> 44:29.920 He probably does like Mozart and Beethoven and Bach and shit. Like, I could see 44:30.420 --> 44:33.720 all that. I kind of like the pre-recorded music era is so interesting 44:34.220 --> 44:37.200 because like you had to know a guy who could play like a piano or 44:37.700 --> 44:41.060 guitar, whatever the fuck, or sing, or be okay with someone who's 44:41.560 --> 44:44.520 trying who's not that good. Yeah, you know, if you're lucky there was a player 44:45.020 --> 44:47.180 piano. That was like the first, the first type of recording, right? 44:47.786 --> 44:51.472 Right? Uh, so we've got, uh, we've got Curly Bill in 44:51.972 --> 44:55.317 an opium den, right? And he's out of his mind, 44:55.493 --> 44:58.682 right? Looking like Matty. And he comes out of there, yeah, and he's like, 44:58.762 --> 45:02.191 oh, this actually— she's correct, I feel fucking 45:02.319 --> 45:06.325 great. Like, and he has this crazy— I mean, I love how they 45:06.825 --> 45:10.843 make him like 25% Captain Hook in this movie. Like, there's some goofiness to 45:11.343 --> 45:16.534 him that they add that really— I love Powers when he says, I feel Capital. 45:16.710 --> 45:20.370 Yes, I love it. It's so good. And he comes out 45:20.498 --> 45:23.291 and he's like shooting it, and then there's a great camera shot of him like 45:23.791 --> 45:26.356 firing his guns at the moon, but he's coming straight at the camera. Yeah, 45:26.452 --> 45:29.534 really good stuff. I will say though, this is the first, uh, one of many 45:29.566 --> 45:33.241 indicators in this movie that, uh, all guns— no gun ever 45:33.741 --> 45:37.109 needs to be reloaded. Nope. Because he has 2 6-shooter revolver 45:37.609 --> 45:41.025 pistols and he fires 20 shots. I counted 5 from the gun in 45:41.525 --> 45:43.690 his left hand, 7 from the gun in his right hand, and 8 that we 45:44.190 --> 45:47.396 can't see him when he's firing, so we don't know which hand it came 45:47.445 --> 45:50.830 out of. But that's 20 shots, and there's no— there's no way in his state 45:51.330 --> 45:54.649 that he's sitting there carefully reloading the little cylinder. Here's the thing, 45:54.938 --> 45:58.613 Steve does not need to be a ballistics expert to understand how many shots 45:58.677 --> 46:01.645 a 6-shooter would have available to it. 46:02.367 --> 46:05.625 Yeah. I love it. This would be a good analysis someday, 46:05.898 --> 46:09.139 is, uh, which movie has the most, like, superfluous gunshots that, 46:09.187 --> 46:12.412 like, couldn't have been possible. There's so many later in the 46:12.912 --> 46:15.269 movie too. But, but yeah, a lot of— a lot of shotguns that clearly have 46:15.365 --> 46:19.150 2, barrels and 2 shells that get fired 7, 8, 9 times without 46:19.650 --> 46:23.210 being opened. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Uh, but basically, uh, Fred White, the marshal, 46:23.710 --> 46:26.470 comes out to try to take Curly Bill's guns away because— Very reluctantly, because all 46:26.970 --> 46:29.750 the lawmen are kind of like— the sheriff and the marshal are looking at each 46:30.250 --> 46:33.310 other. He's like, oh, someone should do something. The sheriff's like, oh, this is not 46:33.810 --> 46:36.970 a county issue, this is a town. It's like, be in, you punk. So he 46:37.470 --> 46:40.150 goes out, uh, to try to take the guns away from Curly Bill, and Bill 46:40.650 --> 46:42.590 at first is kind of like, oh hey, Fred, sure. And he's like, you know, 46:43.090 --> 46:45.510 you know, sort of like does that thing where you haven't dropped the guns, 46:46.010 --> 46:49.370 but you're not holding the, uh, the handles anymore, you know, the, the whatever. 46:49.870 --> 46:51.950 And so he goes up, but he still ends up kind of pointing the guns 46:52.450 --> 46:54.610 upside down at Fred and shooting one of them right in his chest. I mean, 46:55.110 --> 46:57.670 because that's gonna kill you instantly. Yeah, especially back then. I mean, if not instantly, 46:58.170 --> 47:00.230 it's not like it's recoverable, right? You know, that kind of thing. And so he 47:00.730 --> 47:04.350 shoots, and it seems like Curly Bill's even surprised. He goes, Fred? Like, he almost 47:04.850 --> 47:07.310 like he didn't mean to or something. Yeah, was he that fucked up, or was 47:07.810 --> 47:10.650 he just messing with him? Yeah, because it gave us a real good blast of 47:11.150 --> 47:13.990 like the Cape Fear score dramatic music. It was like, yeah, 47:14.490 --> 47:16.990 like really, uh, really hit you hard. So Wyatt comes out of the Oriental and 47:17.490 --> 47:20.230 slams Curly Bill in the head, knocking him out with a gun. And, and everybody 47:20.730 --> 47:23.210 out now, all these townspeople are like, he killed Fred White, get a rope, 47:23.790 --> 47:26.250 like go hang him up. And Wyatt's like, no, no, he'll stand trial. He'll go 47:26.750 --> 47:29.590 before a judge, he'll stand trial, you know, whatever. There'll be justice, but it's not 47:30.090 --> 47:33.290 going to be street justice. Of course, all the cowboys, Thomas Haden Church, Ike Clanton, 47:33.790 --> 47:35.910 they're saying like, cut him loose, let him go, he's a cowboy, not none of 47:36.410 --> 47:39.820 your business, like whatever. Wyatt's not gonna do that either. I love when he gets— 47:40.320 --> 47:42.420 Ike comes and kind of rushes at him and he gets his pistol, Wyatt does, 47:42.920 --> 47:46.060 right up against Ike's forehead. And it's like, he's like, you die first, 47:46.560 --> 47:48.540 you get it? Your friends may get me in a rush, but not before I 47:49.040 --> 47:51.480 turn your head into a canoe. Do you understand? Like, I mean, he's just like— 47:51.980 --> 47:53.550 and you know, they're all like, oh, he's bluffing. And Ike's like, you're not bluffing. 47:53.680 --> 47:56.560 Yeah. He's not bluffing. Back off, back off. He's not bluffing. 47:56.820 --> 47:59.480 Um, and then I love Doc comes out to help and Thomas Haden Church is 47:59.980 --> 48:02.320 like, oh, it's the drunk piano player. You're probably so drunk you're seeing double. 48:02.700 --> 48:05.980 And Doc just pulls a second gun and goes, I've got a gun for the 48:06.480 --> 48:09.550 both of you. Oh my God. I think that would work, actually. 48:10.050 --> 48:12.930 Yeah, right? I think so. Yeah, both. You probably hit one or the other, 48:13.430 --> 48:15.810 right? Maybe it would just go to either side of the actual target though. 48:16.310 --> 48:19.810 I don't know. Oh my God, it's so good. And so luckily, 48:20.310 --> 48:22.270 you know, they were able to get them to, to take off. Well, Morgan and 48:22.770 --> 48:24.810 Virgil show up and kind of, you know, disperse the crowd. They got their own 48:25.310 --> 48:28.150 guns, whatever. And it's whatever. But the very next scene is we find the Urp 48:28.650 --> 48:31.730 Boys all talking to each other, and White's explaining how the judge said, 48:32.230 --> 48:34.530 well, did you see White get shot? He goes, no, by the time I got 48:35.030 --> 48:37.290 there, White was dead. He's like, well, then there's no crime if there's no witness, 48:37.350 --> 48:40.850 which is like Like the most amazing legal argument I think I've ever heard in 48:41.350 --> 48:44.750 my entire life. Dude, it's totally a like I don't it's Friday 48:45.250 --> 48:48.390 at four forty-five p.m. and I don't feel like doing the paperwork kind of thing. 48:48.890 --> 48:51.570 Like B plus B plus B plus Ednik Roboppel like just trying to end her 48:52.070 --> 48:55.790 day. Yeah, so great billiards room by the way for the 48:56.290 --> 48:59.010 time. I mean how great of a spot would that have been to hang out? 48:59.510 --> 49:01.750 Absolutely. Looks like maybe it's a side room at the Oriental, not the same room 49:02.250 --> 49:05.750 with the Pharaoh tables in it, but and Bill passed. Oh, I love this game. 49:06.250 --> 49:07.750 You know someday when I have me my own big house, I'm gonna build me. 49:08.740 --> 49:11.950 my own billiards table. You know why? Because I believe in God and 49:12.450 --> 49:14.570 I'm gonna live forever. And I wonder if anything bad will happen to him while 49:15.070 --> 49:17.790 playing billiards later on. Okay, so, um, this is actually also— this is a good 49:18.290 --> 49:20.150 scene though because they're talking about how much money they're making on this stuff, 49:20.650 --> 49:23.650 and you start seeing Virgil not being super comfortable with it. 49:24.150 --> 49:27.090 Yeah, he's sitting, he's kind of hanging his head, he's drinking pretty hard. It's clear 49:27.590 --> 49:30.030 that he is struggling a bit, and he's the first one to really start commenting 49:30.530 --> 49:33.510 to them about, you know, that the town is in trouble. Like, the people who 49:34.010 --> 49:37.170 just live here and want to just live their lives are hurting. Yeah, the cowboys 49:37.670 --> 49:40.030 are hurting them, and we're just making money off this town, and that sucks. 49:40.530 --> 49:42.930 Like, I don't— I'm not happy about that. I don't like that. Um, when he 49:43.430 --> 49:46.070 goes outside, Virgil goes to go home, he like pulls a kid out of the 49:46.570 --> 49:49.250 street before he's about to get run over, you know, gives him back to the— 49:49.750 --> 49:51.030 I can't tell if it's the mother or the schoolteacher, but it's a woman with 49:51.530 --> 49:53.730 a bunch of kids with her. Yeah, she's got a huge scar down her face, 49:54.230 --> 49:56.250 and it's all these things reminding Virgil like, this is a fucking hard place to 49:56.750 --> 49:59.850 live. Yeah, this is like a terrorized population here, and we just happen to have 50:00.350 --> 50:03.288 like one of the few profitable types of businesses, right? And, and are, 50:03.481 --> 50:06.372 are men who are— which is no problem defending themselves. On the population, like, 50:06.693 --> 50:10.001 how many women with a scar in their face like that is because their husband 50:10.501 --> 50:12.844 lost at fucking Faro the night before? Or got super drunk at a bar, 50:13.117 --> 50:16.088 right? Like, right, yeah, between alcohol and gambling, that's, that's, you know, 50:16.425 --> 50:19.637 who knows what else is happening at that place too. Um, so then we cut 50:20.137 --> 50:22.704 to the next scene and Virgil is now the town marshal. Town needed a new 50:23.204 --> 50:26.558 marshal, Frank White died, uh, and he's now town marshal and he's putting up a 50:26.607 --> 50:30.460 decree that says you cannot carry guns in And people are 50:30.960 --> 50:32.960 up in arms with this. And it's not just the cowboys. This is like townspeople 50:33.460 --> 50:35.380 are pissed about it, right? They're kind of like, this is stupid. And he's like, 50:35.430 --> 50:39.220 well, my— They're calling him Virgil Hussein Earp. Exactly. You know, 50:39.720 --> 50:43.000 thanks Obama, Virgil. But he says, we're not saying you can't own a gun. 50:43.500 --> 50:45.360 We're not saying you can't carry a gun. We're just saying you can't carry a 50:45.860 --> 50:48.720 gun in town. The world's first gun-free zone, apparently. 50:49.220 --> 50:52.980 Yeah. And you know, it doesn't really— But what am I gonna put my holsters? 50:53.480 --> 50:56.840 Right. So, but then, and then Wyatt shows up and 50:57.340 --> 50:58.780 is pissed. He's like, I told you we're staying out of it. Like the whole 50:59.280 --> 51:01.752 thing he's arguing with him with, with Virgil. And then Morgan, he's like, Morgan, 51:01.768 --> 51:04.720 back me up. And Morgan, you know, 51:04.881 --> 51:08.715 you back your brother's play. So they're now both marshals, and Wyatt is pissed 51:08.763 --> 51:12.100 about it. He is just not happy about it at all. Um, but yeah, 51:12.116 --> 51:15.213 that's, that's it. Yeah. And Morgan's response is like, you know what, Wyatt, I did 51:15.245 --> 51:17.315 the thing that I thought you would do, and I backed my brother up. 51:17.363 --> 51:20.716 There you go. So we got some good conflict between them. Yeah, exactly. 51:20.925 --> 51:23.909 Um, so, uh, so Doc, and, uh, 51:24.214 --> 51:27.506 Doc is now He's still at the Oriental. He's still playing at the 51:28.006 --> 51:30.799 Oriental. And they say he's been going 36 hours. 36 hours, which, you know, 51:30.992 --> 51:35.265 not great for anybody. Mike McD 51:35.313 --> 51:38.269 would have a tough time. I would say it's not a great idea to be 51:38.285 --> 51:41.739 awake gambling, drinking, and smoking cigarettes for 36 hours, no matter who you are. 51:41.819 --> 51:45.016 If you have tuberculosis, I think in particular, maybe don't. 51:45.659 --> 51:49.145 Yeah. I'm not a medical professional, but that's my thing. 51:49.209 --> 51:52.197 So he's playing— And depending on when your monthly glass of water was. 51:53.288 --> 51:56.753 You only get a couple. But yeah, but Ike 51:57.253 --> 51:59.913 is playing poker, actually. That's right, he's not playing Faro, they're playing poker. And, 51:59.945 --> 52:03.073 uh, Ike accuses Doc of cheating. Doc gets accused of cheating a lot. 52:03.394 --> 52:06.201 Yeah. So either he does cheat, which it seems like is very likely, or he's 52:06.218 --> 52:09.682 very good at cards and just gets accused of it a lot. Um, but you 52:10.182 --> 52:13.500 know, I'm trying to see here. So Ike basically threatens, uh, Doc. 52:14.062 --> 52:17.896 Uh, they kind of defuse it, but then Doc starts coughing 52:17.928 --> 52:20.304 up blood and falling down, and they gotta get get— like, White and a couple 52:20.320 --> 52:22.344 people got to get Virgil, got to get him out of there to get him 52:22.844 --> 52:26.264 to like a doctor or something. Um, and then before Ike leaves, he like slaps 52:26.280 --> 52:29.205 Milt the bartender and is all talking shit about the Earps, whatever. And so Virgil 52:29.253 --> 52:32.209 just knocks him out and arrests him, um, puts him in the drunk tank or 52:32.709 --> 52:36.081 whatever they've got there at Tombstone County City Jail or 52:36.581 --> 52:39.214 whatever the fuck it is. And Ike is accusing the Earps of like, 52:39.375 --> 52:42.476 you're in league with Doc Holliday. Yeah, yeah, like you're, you're all 52:42.492 --> 52:45.737 working here like helping to rip me off. And he kept calling them 52:45.770 --> 52:49.070 And I remember, like, when my friends were all watching this movie in the 52:49.570 --> 52:51.370 late '90s, if someone was like, you're a pimp, you're a pimp, I'd be like, 52:51.870 --> 52:54.030 no, thank you. It had a very similar phrase. P to the I to the 52:54.530 --> 52:57.930 M to the P. Um, so, so yeah, 52:58.430 --> 53:00.690 Ike wants to kill them, and they're able to take him into jail. Uh, 53:01.190 --> 53:04.610 in the meantime, the doctor is visiting Doc Holliday and being like, all right, 53:05.110 --> 53:08.610 bro, like, you have to rest hard as hell. Like, you're not going to get 53:09.110 --> 53:11.930 better unless you do that. Also, you're not allowed to fuck. Yeah, exactly. Don't, 53:12.430 --> 53:15.310 don't drink, don't smoke, don't gamble, don't stay up late, don't have sex, all this 53:15.810 --> 53:19.310 stuff. And, and he's like, No, that's not 53:19.810 --> 53:23.350 gonna happen. And Kate, by the way, is a horrible enabler as well, because she 53:23.850 --> 53:27.350 walks over, you know, look, frankly, looking all good and like getting on the bed 53:27.850 --> 53:30.150 with him, but then gives him the cigarette to smoke. And it's just like, 53:30.650 --> 53:32.810 man, that, that, you know, he even says something about, I think you'll be the 53:33.310 --> 53:36.250 death of me or something. Yeah, it's like, no shit, dude. 53:37.530 --> 53:41.010 Um, but now the, the, the Clantons, Billy and Ike 53:41.510 --> 53:43.490 Clanton, and a couple other cowboys, about 6 of them altogether, have come back into 53:43.990 --> 53:47.240 town and are telling everybody that they're gonna kill the Earps. Yep. They're just making 53:47.740 --> 53:51.400 sure everybody knows, we're gonna kill the Earps. And so they all hang out at 53:51.900 --> 53:55.840 the sort of this area behind the O.K. Corral. And initially 53:56.340 --> 53:59.800 Wyatt's like, let's just let 'em sober up, it'll be fine. And Virgil's 54:00.300 --> 54:01.680 like, no, it won't. Like, they're just gonna, you know, even if they don't do 54:02.180 --> 54:04.180 anything today 'cause they're drunk and they sober up and don't do anything, they're just 54:04.680 --> 54:07.320 gonna be back. Like, it's not anything. He goes, and this is the important part 54:07.820 --> 54:10.240 about Virgil's sort of decree about town is that they're carrying guns, they're breaking the 54:10.740 --> 54:13.280 law, we can arrest them. We're not shit unless we're enforcing these laws that we 54:13.780 --> 54:14.660 just put in. Like, no one's gonna respect us if we say this is the 54:15.160 --> 54:18.540 law Yeah, and then let these guys do whatever the 54:19.040 --> 54:21.580 fuck they want. Exactly. Wyatt's argument is like, oh, that's a misdemeanor, like whatever, 54:22.080 --> 54:24.500 you know. But it's like, you know, Virgil's pointing out, look, they're threatening our lives. 54:25.000 --> 54:27.860 We're law enforcement. They're threatening our lives and they're doing this. They're carrying guns, 54:28.360 --> 54:31.640 they're breaking laws. Like, we need to go enforce the laws. Yeah. And so Wyatt 54:32.140 --> 54:34.120 acquiesces and goes, all right, well, you might as well swear me in then. 54:34.620 --> 54:37.400 So now he's a marshal as well. Uh, I feel like at that time, 54:37.900 --> 54:40.500 it's funny, like the misdemeanor talk. I feel like there were 3 punishments you could 54:41.000 --> 54:44.190 have. You could have get out of town, You could have one night in 54:44.690 --> 54:47.770 jail or you can have hanged. Yeah, pretty much. Like, just nothing else. Maybe there 54:48.270 --> 54:51.590 was a duel in there somewhere. I don't know. Yeah. But basically they swear Wyatt 54:52.090 --> 54:54.430 in and then Doc shows up with a shotgun. Or no, he doesn't show up 54:54.930 --> 54:56.070 with a shotgun. He just shows up and they're like, shouldn't you be in bed? 54:56.570 --> 54:59.470 And he's like, no, I heard what was going on. I'm here, you know? 54:59.500 --> 55:01.870 And so they give him the long gun and they all, just the 4 of 55:02.370 --> 55:04.550 them, the 3 Earps and Doc decide to walk down to the O.K. Corral. 55:05.050 --> 55:07.790 And what a shot. What a scene. It's really great. It's so, it's so— There's 55:08.290 --> 55:10.750 a building on fire for some reason. I'm not really sure what got set on 55:11.250 --> 55:14.480 fire, but something got set on fire. Yeah. And, and, you know, again, I'm just— 55:14.980 --> 55:17.020 I haven't done it yet, but almost certainly the, the COVID art for the episode 55:17.520 --> 55:20.500 today will be some form of them walking down the street with that burning building 55:21.000 --> 55:23.200 behind them. It's a classic look. Um, but they're heading to the O.K. Corral. 55:23.700 --> 55:26.020 This is like— this is the kind of thing that you've heard of even if 55:26.520 --> 55:28.600 you've never seen the movie Tombstone. For sure. Like, if you have any— have had 55:29.100 --> 55:31.860 any education in the history of the Old West at all, the shootout at the 55:32.360 --> 55:35.380 O.K. Corral, or the showdown at the O.K. Corral, whichever it's referred to, is a 55:35.880 --> 55:39.480 famous real-life event that occurred in Tombstone, Arizona. It's not made up. 55:39.980 --> 55:43.040 So they get there, and luckily for them, immediately 2 of the cowboys run off. 55:43.540 --> 55:46.080 Like, they basically are like, we're here to arrest you. Well, the sheriff— as they're 55:46.580 --> 55:50.240 walking there, the sheriff runs by them, right, and is like, uh, I just disarmed 55:50.740 --> 55:53.560 them, so don't even worry about it. It's like, what the fuck? And then he 55:54.060 --> 55:56.600 goes and like hides in some, you know— Oh yeah, he hides in what appears 55:57.100 --> 56:00.560 to be like a boudoir photo shoot for Josephine. Um, but yeah, so, 56:01.060 --> 56:03.200 so there's that. And they're right— that's right there. So they're kind of watching through 56:03.700 --> 56:06.220 the window, and there's all this stuff that's like everybody's kind of And I just 56:06.720 --> 56:10.130 paused, right? There's 4 on 4. Everybody's like, nobody's pulled their guns yet. 56:10.220 --> 56:13.800 Although, although obviously, uh, Doc's holding the shotgun. Yeah. But again, everybody else is holstered 56:14.300 --> 56:17.880 and there's kind of whatever. But then Doc winks at Thomas Haden Church's character, 56:18.380 --> 56:22.540 who then reacts, and Wyatt like clocks it and is like, oh damn, or whatever. 56:23.040 --> 56:26.340 It's like, and they just start shooting and everybody's, you know, left, right, center. 56:26.840 --> 56:30.380 Ike runs off into the same building Behan's hiding in. Uh, I think, was it 56:30.880 --> 56:33.540 like, uh, Virgil gets— catches one in the leg. Morgan catches one in the arm. 56:33.602 --> 56:37.359 But the Earps do prevail. Doc does a great move where there's a guy kind 56:37.859 --> 56:41.149 of taking cover behind a horse, and Doc shoots the shotgun to spook the horse 56:41.649 --> 56:44.055 so the horse like does a wheelie, and then he fucking shoots the guy. 56:44.119 --> 56:47.604 It was really great. It was really smart stuff. And I feel like if— I 56:47.732 --> 56:51.008 like that this happens so quickly because I think, you know, in real life it 56:51.508 --> 56:53.256 was one of those things that all was over in a minute, minute and a 56:53.756 --> 56:56.918 half. Exactly. And I— if this movie was made 5 years later, 56:57.046 --> 56:59.551 there would have been so much slow motion in this scene, I feel like. 56:59.615 --> 57:02.579 So I kind of like the straightforwardness this. 100%. Yeah, 57:02.724 --> 57:06.362 that's— it's good stuff. So, uh, Billy, uh, got killed, 57:06.426 --> 57:09.582 I believe. Yeah, Thomas Haden Church gets shot. THC gone. And a couple 57:10.082 --> 57:13.124 others— Ike survives. Um, yeah, this is one of the times also when I 57:13.624 --> 57:15.975 said no one ever reloads a gun in this movie, because like the shotgun in 57:16.475 --> 57:19.455 particular that Doc has, he probably fires 5, 6, 7 shots that we see in 57:19.568 --> 57:22.718 order. And this is not— there's no drum barrel associated 57:23.218 --> 57:25.852 with this, with this shotgun. It should be like a 2-shot thing at most. 57:25.949 --> 57:29.620 And so, yeah, so there's that. Um, oh, oh, someone was about to 57:30.120 --> 57:32.740 kill Doc. Yeah. And he's like, I'm gonna— I'm gonna take you out. And he's 57:33.240 --> 57:36.620 like, you're a daisy if you do. And then Morgan ended up saving the day 57:37.120 --> 57:39.440 and shooting that guy. Morgan saves the day. But, uh, but so then they got 57:39.940 --> 57:43.500 to go in and, uh, uh, Virgil is getting worked 57:44.000 --> 57:47.020 on because he, he took that shot to the leg. Or no, no, he took 57:47.520 --> 57:50.780 the shot— he got shot in the arm. The arm, right. Um, well, we've got 57:51.280 --> 57:53.900 a— no, no, sorry, I've got 2 different things. That's right. So now, uh, 57:54.400 --> 57:57.741 we have this later. the funeral of the guys who got 57:58.241 --> 58:01.977 killed in that shootout going through town in these horrific 58:02.477 --> 58:06.085 caskets that have like sunroofs in them. Miss me with that forever, 58:06.166 --> 58:09.375 dude. I want to be in the most opaque casket that's 58:09.875 --> 58:12.729 ever existed. It's like a permanently open casket. Yeah, out of here, right? 58:12.825 --> 58:16.259 And they've got like really ridiculous like makeup on. Yeah. Like the coroner or whatever, 58:16.339 --> 58:19.388 like put them in, you know. The mortuary guy. 58:19.548 --> 58:23.063 Um, and they're carrying a sign that says like— the cowboys are leading this 58:23.159 --> 58:26.576 funeral procession and they're carrying a sign that says murder in the streets of Tombstone, 58:26.688 --> 58:29.382 you know, as they go to bury their buddies. Hey, look at that, every accusation 58:29.430 --> 58:32.749 is a confession. Seriously, go all the way back there. Uh, 58:32.877 --> 58:36.741 and then come, you know, next scene, drunk Ringo is stumbling through the streets 58:36.805 --> 58:40.124 and, you know, there, and he says, I want your blood, I want 58:40.156 --> 58:43.827 your souls, and I want them both right now. And he basically 58:43.859 --> 58:47.130 threatens the Earps, and then Curly Bill drags him away, like, not, not the time, 58:47.146 --> 58:49.920 not the time, whatever. But this is when he says, oh boys, 58:50.337 --> 58:53.479 I'm scared of what'll happen with this outfit once Ringo's in charge. Like, 58:53.543 --> 58:56.896 yeah. Because he is a crazy person. But clearly 58:56.928 --> 58:59.928 the cowboys are going to get their revenge. This is not something they're just gonna 59:00.217 --> 59:03.795 let sit here. Well, and Doc says, I'm like, Doc's like, I'm your Huckleberry during 59:03.827 --> 59:07.822 this Johnny Ringo kind of meltdown. So it's like, it doesn't happen, but it 59:08.322 --> 59:11.047 shows us like, dude, Doc is the only one who's down to fight this guy 59:11.547 --> 59:14.881 who's wildly waving his guns around, right? Yeah. So, so yeah, 59:14.898 --> 59:18.523 so now it's a dark and stormy night, uh, lightning off in the distance, 59:18.572 --> 59:21.893 etc. And the ladies, uh, uh, all 3 of the Earp wives 59:22.393 --> 59:26.130 are hanging out, uh, in one of the houses together. Um, doing tarot cards. 59:26.630 --> 59:28.910 That's right, doing tarot cards, and it's the death card, etc., you know, all the 59:29.410 --> 59:32.550 bad stuff. Uh, Behan goes to see Josephine, who doesn't want anything 59:33.050 --> 59:35.310 to do with him anymore because of the way he like hid during the gunfight. 59:35.510 --> 59:38.790 Fucking Uvalde'd it up there, dude. What a fucking coward. But yeah, 59:39.290 --> 59:41.590 so, so she's basically like, fuck off. And he says something like, well, after tonight, 59:42.090 --> 59:45.690 like, everything, you know, I'll be the only law in, in Tombstone, 59:46.190 --> 59:49.050 or some shit like that, whatever it is, basically talking about how the Earps are 59:49.550 --> 59:53.057 in trouble, right? So she actually runs and goes to the wives, the Earp wives, 59:53.138 --> 59:55.707 and even says to Mattie, like, I know it's terrible that I'm here, don't— but 59:56.028 --> 59:59.046 I think something awful is gonna happen. At which point a masked, you know, 59:59.063 --> 01:00:02.306 sort of hooded figure bursts through the door and fires a shotgun into 01:00:02.806 --> 01:00:05.453 the house. Now, it doesn't hit anybody. Yeah. But like, they tried to kill their— 01:00:05.662 --> 01:00:08.954 the wives, which is like, again, there are not a lot of sort 01:00:09.454 --> 01:00:13.353 of mores and rules around, you know, frontier justice, but it does seem like 01:00:13.851 --> 01:00:16.677 that's a line a lot of people wouldn't cross. They mostly don't seem to be 01:00:16.741 --> 01:00:19.904 going after family members, right? Yeah, wives and kids, just in general. 01:00:20.404 --> 01:00:23.140 person you have the beef with. Yeah, it doesn't seem like this is a, 01:00:23.380 --> 01:00:26.260 uh, everybody, you know, gets killed along with you. It's, it's more like, no, 01:00:26.760 --> 01:00:29.580 no, you did wrong, so we'll kill you. We'll leave everybody else alone. And in 01:00:30.080 --> 01:00:32.800 particular, women and children seem to be off limits for most. So this is a 01:00:33.300 --> 01:00:37.060 surprising thing. Yeah. And, and now, uh, Wyatt and Morgan, I think, are at 01:00:37.560 --> 01:00:41.020 the bar, like at the billiards area. Uh, Wyatt keeps going and filling 01:00:41.520 --> 01:00:45.120 himself like the tiniest drops of beer. Like, fill yourself a full fucking beer. 01:00:45.620 --> 01:00:48.760 How was beer then, do you think? Pre-refrigeration? It's like cask. 01:00:49.260 --> 01:00:51.510 Like you've had that cask beer. It's like, that's gotta be terrible. That's rough. 01:00:52.010 --> 01:00:54.490 Yeah. I mean, at the time it must have been like, whoa, this is amazing. 01:00:54.990 --> 01:00:58.210 But I mean, a little, you know, easier drinking than liquor. So that's nice. 01:00:58.710 --> 01:01:02.150 And, you know, uh, more portable and less fragile than wine, 01:01:02.650 --> 01:01:05.730 right? Wine would've gone bad easily. Wine's a rough one to transport. Exactly. So, 01:01:06.230 --> 01:01:09.010 you know, um, you do what you gotta do. So they're playing there and they're, 01:01:09.510 --> 01:01:11.550 you know, just after the shooting has happened at the women's thing and the door 01:01:12.050 --> 01:01:15.030 opens and Virgil comes in and they're just kind of like, hey Virgil, how you 01:01:15.530 --> 01:01:18.100 doing? Yeah. Yeah. What'd you forget? Dry enough out there for you? Just kind of 01:01:18.600 --> 01:01:21.920 bullshitting, but he clearly has been shot badly in the arm real 01:01:22.420 --> 01:01:25.740 bad. Yeah, uh, missing or artificial limb, can we 01:01:26.240 --> 01:01:28.540 call it? We haven't had it in a while. See, because they do say in 01:01:29.040 --> 01:01:31.400 the epilogue that Virgil didn't have the use of his arm. That's right. So that's 01:01:31.900 --> 01:01:34.340 what I would argue. I would argue, is it actually missing if it's still physically 01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:38.040 there? Yeah, uh, because it's definitely not artificial. Like, we're too— we're too early in, 01:01:38.540 --> 01:01:41.980 in world history really for artificial limbs. It would have been quite the thing. 01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:45.130 That would have been that Wild Wild West movie with Kenneth Branagh and Will Smith. 01:01:45.200 --> 01:01:49.396 Yeah, but, uh, nice steampunk arm for him. Exactly. Um, all right, well, we We 01:01:49.896 --> 01:01:51.973 were close. We haven't added it in a while. It's one of our favorite hashtags 01:01:52.473 --> 01:01:56.030 on, uh, 2 Dads 1 Movie. Yeah. Um, so, uh, so like while 01:01:56.530 --> 01:01:59.688 they're kind of tending to Virgil, like they're under attack now by the cowboys, 01:02:00.350 --> 01:02:03.545 uh, Morgan gets shot in a very gnarly way in the back, 01:02:03.691 --> 01:02:06.903 deep, just lower back. There's no— and they're trying to get the, 01:02:07.225 --> 01:02:10.502 the bullet out of him and really like, it looks awesome. What hope? I mean, 01:02:10.599 --> 01:02:13.972 this is the crazy thing about this era is you can have these injuries which 01:02:14.069 --> 01:02:18.015 would be minor and treatable in the present day. Yeah. Yeah, where it's 01:02:18.047 --> 01:02:20.947 like, oh no, you're just fucked. Oh, you got a cut there? Well, you got 01:02:20.963 --> 01:02:24.713 a week. Yeah, it's wild. And, and, and, you know, 01:02:24.793 --> 01:02:28.126 Wyatt's got Morgan in his arms as Morgan is basically just, you know, 01:02:28.142 --> 01:02:30.545 the doctor says like, I can't do anything, the bullet's too deep, there's no way 01:02:31.045 --> 01:02:33.670 to fix this, like this is it, you know. And they got the, the, 01:02:33.766 --> 01:02:36.554 you know, his wife, Morgan's wife, and Maddie, they're all screaming at the door and 01:02:37.054 --> 01:02:39.775 stuff. And, and, you know, Morgan turns to Wyatt and is saying, hey, you know, 01:02:39.839 --> 01:02:42.803 like, he goes, you know, they say about that thing about a light when you're 01:02:43.303 --> 01:02:46.702 dying, I can't see that I can't see shit. Like, and then 01:02:46.734 --> 01:02:50.122 he dies. So we got all that. We paid off all that foreshadowing about Morgan 01:02:50.186 --> 01:02:53.494 and the near-death experience. We did. We did. Yeah. And I, and I 01:02:53.994 --> 01:02:56.400 put in my notes, never be a true believer with plans for the future. 01:02:56.464 --> 01:02:59.852 There you go. You're signing your own death ticket there. So now the Earps 01:03:00.352 --> 01:03:04.331 are leaving town. Oh well, first when Wyatt runs out to react 01:03:04.831 --> 01:03:07.639 to Morgan's death. This— so there are 2 parts of this movie, uh, 01:03:08.168 --> 01:03:11.619 where when I was watching it, I kind of thought like, I feel like 01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:15.854 this was a replacement director. Like, I feel like this wasn't the original director, 01:03:16.046 --> 01:03:19.832 just because I know the other movies that I know of George P. Cosmatos are 01:03:20.040 --> 01:03:23.489 Rambo: First Blood Part 2, right? And, uh, Cobra, 01:03:23.585 --> 01:03:27.323 Sylvester Stallone, right? And this scene of Kurt Russell out in the rain, 01:03:27.515 --> 01:03:30.563 and then later on a scene which I'll mention, yeah, seems like they were 01:03:31.063 --> 01:03:34.509 directed by a guy who knows how to direct Sylvester Stallone. It was like 01:03:34.573 --> 01:03:37.941 a little insane. It was like, I think we could have done a little 01:03:38.441 --> 01:03:41.230 better here. But I like Wyatt's reaction to it. Yeah. And then he has to 01:03:41.294 --> 01:03:44.860 rappel his mistress as he's like reacting to his brother dying. 01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:48.460 He's like, get away from me! It's a good meltdown, but it was very over 01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:51.360 the top. It's the sort of like— no pun intended— you know, look right there, 01:03:51.860 --> 01:03:54.680 over the top. Oh, that's such a good movie. Anyway, uh, it's sort of the, 01:03:55.180 --> 01:03:58.800 you know, everybody around me gets hurt, so get away, right? You know, 01:03:59.300 --> 01:04:02.040 but the problem is he turns the other direction and there's his wife. Oh, 01:04:02.540 --> 01:04:04.800 okay. I thought he was like, bitch, my wife is right there. No, no, 01:04:05.300 --> 01:04:08.920 it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm toxic. That makes his 01:04:09.420 --> 01:04:11.944 character a little better of a Yes, it's, it's, it's, it's, don't you see? 01:04:12.040 --> 01:04:14.851 Like, look, because he's got his brother's blood is all over his hands. Literally, 01:04:15.172 --> 01:04:18.448 he's like, my— his blood is on my hands. It's not a metaphor, it's literally 01:04:18.464 --> 01:04:22.463 here. You should go away or you'll get hurt too. But then that caring sort 01:04:22.963 --> 01:04:25.820 of, you know, thing that he gives to, to Josephine, he turns around and Maddie 01:04:25.916 --> 01:04:29.337 witnessed it. So now Maddie knows, well, clearly you care about this woman enough to 01:04:29.385 --> 01:04:32.726 say that to her. And this was a time when I feel like adultery 01:04:32.742 --> 01:04:35.424 was like— the bar was low. Oh yeah. Like, it was, it was like, 01:04:35.553 --> 01:04:38.667 you know, you were meant to be not even looking at other women or other 01:04:38.715 --> 01:04:42.310 men if you were, you know, in a relationship. Unless you were somebody who just, 01:04:42.454 --> 01:04:45.006 you know, went to whores. Like, there were only 2 levels, it seemed like. 01:04:45.102 --> 01:04:48.312 Yeah, it's weird. It seems like, yeah, the best of times 01:04:48.812 --> 01:04:52.645 and the worst of times for adultery, right? If you're like someone with the status 01:04:52.725 --> 01:04:56.031 of a sheriff or like a Wyatt Earp type guy, it almost seems like, 01:04:56.496 --> 01:04:59.241 oh yeah, it's a no-brainer that these guys go and cheat on their wives. 01:04:59.465 --> 01:05:03.558 They have hard jobs, they travel a lot or whatever. But also biblically, you can't 01:05:04.058 --> 01:05:06.382 even look. You can't look at an ankle or you're gonna get shot. Exactly. 01:05:06.767 --> 01:05:10.470 Um, but yeah, so now it's time for the Earps. Oh, and during this scene 01:05:10.970 --> 01:05:13.403 where he's out in the rain, this is like— my wife was watching, not making 01:05:13.419 --> 01:05:16.769 a lot of comments during the movie, which she really enjoyed, but while he's yelling, 01:05:16.946 --> 01:05:20.408 and she just says at the end of it, to me, the wet mustache 01:05:20.472 --> 01:05:23.518 was the funniest part. It does hang a bit, 01:05:23.534 --> 01:05:27.157 doesn't it, when it gets really sopping? Um, 01:05:27.686 --> 01:05:30.283 all right, so now it's the next day. They're leaving town. They've packed up. 01:05:30.363 --> 01:05:33.681 They got Morgan's casket in the back. Virgil's got that arm in a sling. 01:05:33.777 --> 01:05:37.368 He can't use it anymore. And they roll past Ringo and Curly Bill are sitting 01:05:37.384 --> 01:05:40.563 on a porch, and this is that really is definitely a very common meme or 01:05:40.675 --> 01:05:44.208 animated GIF that gets used a lot, right, is Wyatt rides up 01:05:44.224 --> 01:05:46.954 and says to Curly Bill, I want you to know that it's over. Like he's 01:05:47.454 --> 01:05:50.696 saying, like, we're not doing anymore. And Curly Bill looks 01:05:51.196 --> 01:05:54.791 at him and goes, well, bye. So good. 01:05:55.385 --> 01:05:58.757 But as they leave town, Curly Bill says to Ike, 01:05:58.821 --> 01:06:01.327 hey, grab a couple of— he says a couple of people, go grab 'em, 01:06:01.487 --> 01:06:05.133 go finish it. Yeah. You know, go take 'em down, whatever. And this 01:06:05.245 --> 01:06:08.940 is— And Curly Bill and Ringo and the crew were were sitting in 01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:12.740 front of the oysters and beer place. It was weird. So maybe Wyatt was just 01:06:13.240 --> 01:06:15.220 like, you know what? Those oysters will kill him in 2 days. I don't need 01:06:15.720 --> 01:06:19.120 to kill this. This is a landlocked state, uh, landlocked territory. 01:06:19.620 --> 01:06:22.040 We're getting them from Lake Mead. Where are these oysters coming from? 01:06:22.540 --> 01:06:25.860 Havasu? Um, oh man. Can you imagine what the, uh, what the 01:06:26.360 --> 01:06:29.060 crabs and clams and oysters and horrible things inside Havasu are? Oh my God, 01:06:29.560 --> 01:06:32.980 right? A lot of crustaceans. So, so Virgil— he gets 01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:36.380 Virgil to leave town with his wife, you know? So he's on his way out 01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:40.234 on the train, and like immediately at the train station, you know, Wyatt is attacked. 01:06:40.491 --> 01:06:43.622 He ends up taking out one of the henchmen. Yep. And then, uh, Ike, 01:06:43.638 --> 01:06:47.781 I think, is remaining. And instead of killing Ike, he does this sick— he slices 01:06:47.797 --> 01:06:50.751 his face with the spur. Oh, I love it. And he says, 01:06:50.879 --> 01:06:53.834 you tell him I'm coming and hell's coming with me. 01:06:54.155 --> 01:06:57.221 Again, I see a red sash, I kill the man who's wearing it. Oh man. 01:06:57.270 --> 01:07:01.396 So this is Wyatt's rampage. Oh, he's flipped now. We get a 01:07:01.460 --> 01:07:04.960 big, uh, sort of montage of just hunting down cowboys, 01:07:04.992 --> 01:07:08.380 shooting them in opium dens, and killing them on horseback. And just 01:07:08.508 --> 01:07:12.390 all kinds of stuff. Um, we get to— they've killed 01:07:12.890 --> 01:07:15.615 a ton of cowboys. Oh, by the way, I say they, uh, the night that 01:07:15.647 --> 01:07:18.984 they attacked Virgil and Morgan and the women, McMasters, 01:07:19.032 --> 01:07:22.658 played by Michael Rooker, he came up along with Turkey Creek and, uh, Jack, 01:07:22.866 --> 01:07:26.572 uh, Texas Jack, and told Wyatt they went after your women. I'm not 01:07:27.072 --> 01:07:29.059 okay with that. Like, I'm out. Like, yeah, that was too far for me. 01:07:29.203 --> 01:07:31.914 Yep. Well, I don't even know that Turkey Creek and Texas Jack were actually in, 01:07:32.010 --> 01:07:35.880 but the Rooker was. McMasters, Rooker He threw down his sash like, I'm done, 01:07:36.380 --> 01:07:38.520 I'm out. Uh, and they all say, Wyatt, if you need us, you let us 01:07:39.020 --> 01:07:42.640 know. So now we've basically— the posse is Wyatt and Doc and McMasters and 01:07:43.140 --> 01:07:46.260 Turkey, you know, Creek, and, uh, and Texas Jack. And so it's— that's who, 01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:49.400 by the way, both guys named Jack. It's another thing. You got Turkey Creek Jack 01:07:49.900 --> 01:07:53.100 Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion. Like, they're all named Jack. I don't even— I'll bet 01:07:53.600 --> 01:07:56.190 you Doc's hollering. I think Doc's first name is John or Jack as well. 01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:59.420 Yeah. So, but anyway, um, so they're, you know, doing the ones— they're the ones 01:07:59.920 --> 01:08:02.530 hunting down the cowboys, killing and stuff. They get to a river where it looks 01:08:03.030 --> 01:08:05.590 like they're gonna even possibly just stop for a little bit, water their horses and 01:08:06.090 --> 01:08:08.250 stuff, but they start getting fired at from across the river and they have to 01:08:08.750 --> 01:08:11.010 duck. And it's Curly Bill and a bunch of his guys, and they got them 01:08:11.510 --> 01:08:15.310 on both sides. Yeah. They're coming on both sides of them and pinning them in. 01:08:15.510 --> 01:08:18.320 And this is, you know, a little, um, maybe a little unrealistic. 01:08:18.610 --> 01:08:21.460 I think this is where the historical fiction part of the movie really kicks in, 01:08:21.590 --> 01:08:25.110 is Wyatt just says, no! And he like gets 01:08:25.610 --> 01:08:28.990 up and walks into the river. Uncovered. He just like starts walking across the 01:08:29.490 --> 01:08:33.325 river, shooting straight. And again, uh, George P. Cosmatos learned this when 01:08:33.825 --> 01:08:38.072 he made Rambo: First Blood Part 2. If you're determined enough to 01:08:38.572 --> 01:08:42.081 shoot who you're shooting at, then you will not get shot yourself if you 01:08:42.581 --> 01:08:45.610 fully expose yourself. This is Rambo standing in the river with his bow and arrow 01:08:45.834 --> 01:08:48.833 while he's got like 9 machine guns missing him, right? Exactly. 01:08:48.961 --> 01:08:52.666 So yeah, this is the other scene where I was like, that's a Stallone director 01:08:53.166 --> 01:08:56.403 right there. So, uh, Wyatt does kill Curly Bill 01:08:56.675 --> 01:09:00.450 there in the river, uh, and And, you know, 01:09:00.950 --> 01:09:04.390 basically, like, they win, basically. The cowboys who aren't dead run 01:09:04.890 --> 01:09:08.850 off. Yep. And so, uh, Turkey Creek and Jack and Doc 01:09:09.350 --> 01:09:11.290 are all standing around kind of cleaning stuff up. He goes, you ever seen anything 01:09:11.790 --> 01:09:14.830 like that? I've never seen anything like that. And, you know, they're basically like, 01:09:15.330 --> 01:09:18.550 what do we do? And I think it's, uh, you know, like, well, I can't 01:09:19.050 --> 01:09:22.430 remember exactly how Turkey Creek opens it up, but Doc's response 01:09:22.930 --> 01:09:25.530 is, Wyatt Earp is my friend. Yeah. And Turkey Creek goes, well, I got— hell, 01:09:26.030 --> 01:09:28.455 I got a lot of friends. And Doc's like, I don't. I love it. 01:09:28.504 --> 01:09:31.694 It's so good. It's such like a— for such a testosterone 01:09:31.806 --> 01:09:35.926 movie, that's such a sweet like realization for a character to have 01:09:36.426 --> 01:09:38.747 on screen. And so, uh, I think the next thing we see is, uh, 01:09:38.939 --> 01:09:42.851 so B.N. has deputized the Cowboys. So Ringo 01:09:43.107 --> 01:09:47.002 and, and the remaining Cowboys, they're actually, I guess, county sheriff 01:09:47.131 --> 01:09:50.802 deputies, right? Because the way you become a sheriff is to have the 01:09:50.882 --> 01:09:54.264 badge. Yeah, that's what it seems like in this. Yeah, if you— and you 01:09:54.328 --> 01:09:57.294 kill the sheriff, you take his badge, you are the new sheriff. It is like 01:09:57.794 --> 01:10:01.100 the WWF. Intercontinental champion. But nobody even killed the sheriff. Behan's with them. That's the 01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:04.540 thing. Like, he's just hanging out. He's like, he's on their side. Like, yeah, 01:10:05.040 --> 01:10:07.980 he's just got a ton of badges. Uh, Billy Zane has been killed. 01:10:08.480 --> 01:10:11.160 Yes, exactly. And, you know, basically, uh, 01:10:11.660 --> 01:10:14.520 Josephine's like, what the fuck? Someone tried to steal my watch and he called them 01:10:15.020 --> 01:10:17.200 cowards and they killed him. This is out of control. You guys suck ass. 01:10:17.700 --> 01:10:20.960 Yeah. And this is when Jason Priestley's Billy quits and he says like, I'm not 01:10:21.460 --> 01:10:24.640 gonna be a part of this, whatever. Um, and, uh, and yeah. 01:10:25.140 --> 01:10:27.640 And then, uh, I think while they're riding, or that while the posse is riding 01:10:28.308 --> 01:10:31.551 Doc like passes out and sort of almost falls off his horse or whatever. 01:10:31.712 --> 01:10:35.645 So they have to find somewhere to stop with him. And yeah, they end up 01:10:35.694 --> 01:10:38.311 at Hooker's Ranch, which is run by Hooker, 01:10:39.226 --> 01:10:42.871 who's played by Charlton Heston. Yeah, that's right. And what I read about the director 01:10:43.371 --> 01:10:47.238 switching, the original director of this film did direct these Charlton Heston scenes. 01:10:47.415 --> 01:10:50.016 Oh, and they left him in. So it's weird that like that was in there, 01:10:50.145 --> 01:10:52.473 and then they had the other guy— like all the other stuff is the other 01:10:52.489 --> 01:10:55.829 guy. Really? Yeah. Yeah, so maybe they only had Heston for a very 01:10:55.942 --> 01:10:58.328 brief period of time or something like that. Certainly not in a lot of scenes. 01:10:59.000 --> 01:11:02.172 So, um, yeah, so, uh, so Johnny Ringo— like, 01:11:02.188 --> 01:11:05.797 they come to announce, like, Johnny Ringo wants a one-on-one with Wyatt. 01:11:05.894 --> 01:11:09.335 Yeah, like, we'll tell him where to meet. And they— the Cowboys got 01:11:09.383 --> 01:11:13.073 McMaster basically and dragged his dead body. I mean, like, mutilated him, it seems like. 01:11:13.234 --> 01:11:16.445 If you turn on your gang, you're never gonna survive in a movie. So they 01:11:16.461 --> 01:11:20.817 got McMaster. Doc is holed up there at Hooker's 01:11:21.317 --> 01:11:23.728 Ranch. Actually, Josephine stops there and they chat a little bit. Like her stagecoach stops 01:11:23.761 --> 01:11:27.228 to water the horses, so they chat a little bit. Wyatt and Josephine do. 01:11:27.277 --> 01:11:30.721 And of course, Wyatt at this point, like Maddie's gone. Whether or not he and 01:11:31.221 --> 01:11:34.585 Maddie are actually done, she's definitely not around, right? Right. She she went off with 01:11:35.085 --> 01:11:38.760 Virgil. But yeah, so they chat for a little bit, and then Ringo challenges Wyatt. 01:11:39.341 --> 01:11:43.150 And then you know Wyatt's asking Doc. He's like, you know, 01:11:43.779 --> 01:11:46.954 I can't beat him, can I? Like like what makes what makes Ringo do the 01:11:46.971 --> 01:11:48.094 things he does? A man like that. And and Doc's got this great little kind 01:11:48.143 --> 01:11:52.124 of mini monologue where he's like. Like he's got a hole in him 01:11:52.316 --> 01:11:55.222 that just has been there forever, and he doesn't know how how to fill it. 01:11:55.270 --> 01:11:58.561 Everything, all the killing, all the drinking, all the women, like he doesn't fill the 01:11:59.061 --> 01:12:02.638 hole. You know what does he want? He wants revenge for what? He goes for 01:12:02.654 --> 01:12:06.378 being born. Yeah, and it's cool. You see like Wyatt because 01:12:06.507 --> 01:12:09.782 earlier in the movie, like when Doc and Ringo encounter each other, Doc is telling 01:12:10.376 --> 01:12:13.714 everyone like Ringo reminds me of me. Yeah, like Doc is talking about 01:12:13.731 --> 01:12:17.487 himself. Oh yeah, in that moment you see Wyatt getting like a little heartbroken 01:12:17.519 --> 01:12:20.891 over it as Doc. is like, again, like you didn't expect like 01:12:21.391 --> 01:12:24.746 a Mikey and T sweetness of like a male friendship in, in a movie like 01:12:25.246 --> 01:12:28.601 this. But yeah, a really great scene between them. Yeah. And then, uh, Doc asks 01:12:29.101 --> 01:12:32.584 Wyatt for his badge. He's never, he's never known what it's like to wear one, 01:12:33.082 --> 01:12:35.700 you know. And Wyatt's thinking, well, I'm off, I'm walking off to my death now, 01:12:35.764 --> 01:12:38.831 so yeah, have my badge. It doesn't matter anymore. I'm gonna die. 01:12:39.024 --> 01:12:42.333 Ringo's going to kill me. And so, uh, so he gave— he 01:12:42.833 --> 01:12:46.190 gives Doc his badge and then Uh, you know, 01:12:46.690 --> 01:12:50.470 basically Wyatt goes to where he's supposed to meet Ringo, and, and Jack— 01:12:50.970 --> 01:12:52.530 Texas Jack and Turkey Creek are there, and they tell him, like, hey, he's up 01:12:53.030 --> 01:12:55.930 around the bend or whatever, you know, waiting at this oak tree. And so Wyatt's 01:12:56.430 --> 01:12:58.910 gonna go, and then we see from Ringo's perspective, a man in an overcoat and 01:12:59.410 --> 01:13:01.370 a hat shows up, and he's like, you know, I didn't think you'd show, 01:13:01.870 --> 01:13:04.950 whatever. And like, you know, Doc, this is his arm, you Huckleberry, you know. 01:13:05.450 --> 01:13:08.110 And it's— I love Doc coming out of the shadows. So good. Oh my God. 01:13:08.610 --> 01:13:10.990 And he's basically like saying, hey, it's not your— I don't have a problem with 01:13:11.490 --> 01:13:14.766 you, you know, I was just joking or whatever. And Doc's like, I wasn't Let's 01:13:15.266 --> 01:13:17.945 do this. Yeah, you know, and it's a great— they circle each other and, 01:13:18.201 --> 01:13:21.846 and, and, you know, like, it's just fantastic because it's 01:13:22.346 --> 01:13:25.844 like, it's so menacing and kind of, um, 01:13:25.940 --> 01:13:29.777 it doesn't look like a duel. It doesn't look like the duels that like we 01:13:30.277 --> 01:13:33.358 like learn about. No, you know, it's almost like a sword fight more. The Aaron 01:13:33.470 --> 01:13:36.810 Burr, Alexander Hamilton shit. It doesn't, it doesn't feel like that. It's so much 01:13:36.922 --> 01:13:40.860 more— yeah, like there's so much more strategy and sort of of like agility 01:13:41.360 --> 01:13:43.360 and things that are part of it. Yeah. And sure enough, Doc's the one that 01:13:43.860 --> 01:13:47.360 gets the shot off and puts it right in between Ringo's eyes. And he's like, 01:13:47.860 --> 01:13:50.580 come on, come on, as he's like about to fall down. He's really, you know— 01:13:51.080 --> 01:13:53.740 Definitely did not turn his head into a canoe. No, it did not. The, 01:13:54.240 --> 01:13:56.140 the bullet kind of seemed like it just went in and maybe even rattled around 01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:59.680 in there a little bit. Uh, yeah. And yeah, and then Doc seemed to— he 01:14:00.180 --> 01:14:03.100 really needed Ringo to get his shot off before he died, right? Like, that seemed 01:14:03.600 --> 01:14:06.420 like an important— like, for Doc's honor, I can't shoot a guy who wasn't Even 01:14:06.920 --> 01:14:10.240 able to shoot back. Yeah, that's what you know. By that time, it didn't really 01:14:10.740 --> 01:14:14.359 matter. But yeah. So yeah, that was super 01:14:14.859 --> 01:14:18.760 great. And and then Wyatt shows up. Right, right. Well, Doc had put the the 01:14:19.260 --> 01:14:22.880 badge like on Ringo, and so Wyatt comes and sees it and realizes what 01:14:23.380 --> 01:14:25.140 happened. Whatever. But Doc's not there. I don't think. Is he or does he still 01:14:25.640 --> 01:14:28.620 there? Oh, I can't remember. Still there. Yeah, I forget. Yeah, but but anyway, 01:14:29.120 --> 01:14:31.840 now it's the four. It's it's just oh no no because Doc's there because yeah 01:14:32.340 --> 01:14:34.875 it's like Wyatt and Doc and Turkey and Turkey Creek and and Dex and Jack, 01:14:34.923 --> 01:14:38.354 they go on their kind of final ride. Their little montage of taking out the 01:14:38.854 --> 01:14:41.416 rest. I wrote down the last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals. You know, 01:14:41.496 --> 01:14:44.445 it's sort of what it is. Yeah, let's go get the rest of them. 01:14:44.526 --> 01:14:47.651 Even to the point where they get Ike Clanton to just drop his sash from 01:14:47.668 --> 01:14:51.178 horseback, and Doc and Wyatt kind of shake hands like, well, that was it. 01:14:51.419 --> 01:14:54.929 I love that they're shaking hands mid-horse ride, which I love so much. 01:14:55.026 --> 01:14:58.632 I really— and this scene, it is cool. 01:14:58.713 --> 01:15:02.624 I mean, they could have manipulated the timeline to have Curly 01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:05.413 Bill be the final death of the movie in like a big dramatic thing, 01:15:05.510 --> 01:15:08.108 whatever. But it's kind of cool that it's like, oh, you know, the job of 01:15:08.608 --> 01:15:10.996 a lawman's never done, and we're always chasing this. So we have this kind of 01:15:11.496 --> 01:15:14.477 like triumphant, like finishing the job kind of thing. It sort of— it feels more, 01:15:14.765 --> 01:15:17.861 quote, realistic to have— yeah, you killed the 2 big bad guys, 01:15:17.894 --> 01:15:20.380 but then really the end of the job is mopping up. Yeah, you know, 01:15:20.781 --> 01:15:24.599 getting rid of all the other folks. So yes, then we cut to basically 01:15:24.872 --> 01:15:27.663 one of our final scenes. There's another one after this, but you know, we would 01:15:28.163 --> 01:15:30.534 call this the coda, right? This is after the climax, like the, you know, 01:15:30.582 --> 01:15:34.063 the main story is done. Let's just wrap up the bits. We're at the Glenwood 01:15:34.079 --> 01:15:38.072 Sanatorium in Colorado where Doc Holliday is, uh, actually receiving last rites, 01:15:38.088 --> 01:15:41.327 it sounds like. Yeah. In Latin, so, uh, from a Catholic priest. 01:15:41.456 --> 01:15:45.256 And, uh, Wyatt shows up and is ready to play cards with Doc, 01:15:45.304 --> 01:15:47.950 and Doc does not sound good. You know, he's barely able to talk. You hear 01:15:48.450 --> 01:15:51.398 him wheezing through every breath. Um, and he basically begs Wyatt, you know, hey, 01:15:51.414 --> 01:15:53.643 if you've ever felt any affection for me, if you've ever loved me at all, 01:15:53.659 --> 01:15:56.449 like, leave. Like, I don't want you to see me like this anymore, and I'm 01:15:56.949 --> 01:16:01.148 almost done, right? Kind of thing. So Wyatt leaves him a book he wrote 01:16:01.648 --> 01:16:05.250 Apparently he self-published in the 1880s the book My Friend Doc Holliday, and he gives 01:16:05.750 --> 01:16:07.808 it to Doc, but Doc does not have time to read it because as soon 01:16:08.308 --> 01:16:11.713 as Wyatt leaves, basically Doc gives that death rattle, you know, that final 01:16:12.213 --> 01:16:15.560 exhale. Doc is, uh, as he's talking to Wyatt, he's like, 01:16:15.737 --> 01:16:18.860 I don't want to play cards, like, let me just talk. And this is where 01:16:19.360 --> 01:16:22.758 he starts giving his, like, deathbed thing. He's like, oh, I was in love once. 01:16:22.823 --> 01:16:26.468 And Wyatt's like, hey, buddy, that's awesome. them with my cousin. 01:16:26.628 --> 01:16:30.458 He's like, hey, well, why don't we get some— she was 01:16:30.570 --> 01:16:33.759 15. All right, buddy. Hey, well, look, there's lots of crime down there in 01:16:34.259 --> 01:16:37.269 Tombstone. I better get out of here. But didn't she like join a convent because 01:16:37.301 --> 01:16:41.291 of the scandal or something too? So now she's— oh, so you ruined your 15-year-old's 01:16:41.791 --> 01:16:44.960 life. Um, whatever, normal for the time. But yeah, really, 01:16:45.377 --> 01:16:48.005 really sweet scene between them. And that he had written the book— I mean, 01:16:48.021 --> 01:16:50.921 imagine how hard it was for a guy to even like look at another guy 01:16:51.421 --> 01:16:54.610 and be be like, you are my son, you know, let alone write a whole 01:16:55.110 --> 01:16:59.169 like ode to your pal. So, uh, I like that. And Doc dies, 01:16:59.669 --> 01:17:02.630 and now, uh, Josie is backstage for her performance. 01:17:03.130 --> 01:17:06.830 Josephine and Wyatt shows up there backstage. Yeah, they're in Denver, so not far obviously 01:17:07.330 --> 01:17:10.850 from wherever, uh, in Colorado Doc was. And Wyatt basically shows up and is like, 01:17:11.090 --> 01:17:13.610 I want to do room service, I want to be with you forever. And then 01:17:14.110 --> 01:17:16.330 I always love this little part of Josephine at the end, you know, she's like, 01:17:16.830 --> 01:17:19.310 don't worry, Wyatt, my family's rich. And it's like, oh well, fuck, all right, 01:17:19.810 --> 01:17:21.170 it all just landed in such a fun— landed in place for Wyatt Earp, 01:17:21.670 --> 01:17:25.162 didn't it? Jesus. Like, because Maddie apparently died. Like, we get a 01:17:25.210 --> 01:17:28.480 little more narration from Robert Mitchum at the end, and it was like Maddie 01:17:28.512 --> 01:17:32.663 died and Josephine and Wyatt lived off happily ever after. So that's right. 01:17:32.904 --> 01:17:36.511 Uh, great. The voiceover does— it sounds great. Oh yeah, 01:17:36.527 --> 01:17:40.294 it sounds so cool. And then it's funny that they connect it— like, 01:17:40.310 --> 01:17:44.750 it seemed important to the filmmakers to like connect it to early 01:17:44.862 --> 01:17:48.084 Westerns, right? Because they were talking about when Wyatt Earp died, 01:17:48.132 --> 01:17:50.280 you know, and he was very old when he died and had a very long 01:17:50.328 --> 01:17:53.924 successful life. These Hollywood and Western actors were there. 01:17:54.309 --> 01:17:58.578 Then the last words of the movie are, Tom Mix wept, which is just 01:17:59.078 --> 01:18:01.644 like— I don't even know who Tom Mix is. Some Western actor. Yeah, yeah, 01:18:01.708 --> 01:18:05.175 obviously. Uh, but the end credits where we have 01:18:05.383 --> 01:18:08.979 the most ass-kicking music and the credits are playing 01:18:09.075 --> 01:18:12.140 over the 4 of them doing an endless walk to the OK Corral 01:18:12.640 --> 01:18:16.602 is so fucking cool. So yeah, that is Tombstone, 01:18:16.618 --> 01:18:19.925 man. Holy moly. Yeah. Um, all right, I'll give my thoughts first. I brought 01:18:20.425 --> 01:18:22.752 this to the table, and like, I'll just be honest, I, I know I've told 01:18:23.252 --> 01:18:25.547 you this, Nick, but I'll say it to the listener as well. Um, this is 01:18:26.047 --> 01:18:28.052 like one of my top 5 movies of all time. I think that this is 01:18:28.116 --> 01:18:31.939 the greatest Western that was released in the '90s, in a decade that frankly had 01:18:32.276 --> 01:18:35.745 few Westerns, but the ones it had were fantastic. When you look at Dances with 01:18:36.245 --> 01:18:39.504 Wolves, Unforgiven— well, those are the '80s, uh, or at least Young Guns 1 I 01:18:40.004 --> 01:18:42.346 think was. Young Guns 2 might have been the early '90s. But like, you know, 01:18:42.427 --> 01:18:45.494 thinking in the '90s, you had, uh, uh, Dances with Wolves, you had Unforgiven, 01:18:45.847 --> 01:18:48.912 You had this, you had Wyatt Earp. Like, there were a lot of really— there 01:18:49.412 --> 01:18:51.785 weren't a lot, but the ones that we had were very good westerns. Yeah. 01:18:52.266 --> 01:18:55.091 This to me is the top. And I know it didn't win Best Picture like 01:18:55.591 --> 01:18:58.814 Dances with Wolves. I know Unforgiven didn't. Like, it didn't win awards the way those 01:18:58.862 --> 01:19:02.425 other movies did. But to me, this is like the crux of what 01:19:02.617 --> 01:19:06.051 like a Hollywood western is, right? It's a star-studded 01:19:06.083 --> 01:19:09.261 cast. It's got a great screenplay. It's got tons of action. 01:19:09.309 --> 01:19:12.871 It's got that particular brand of gore that 01:19:12.903 --> 01:19:15.965 feels very apropos to the time. There's sort of the way like 01:19:16.189 --> 01:19:19.860 the gore in Braveheart feels very appropriate because it's like, 01:19:20.181 --> 01:19:23.210 yeah, at this time war was fought with like, you know, this is the 15th 01:19:23.226 --> 01:19:26.689 century or whatever. War is fought with like heavy metal things being slammed into human 01:19:27.189 --> 01:19:29.157 skulls. Right. Like that's what war was. And it's like, this was like, yeah, 01:19:29.174 --> 01:19:32.508 like, you know, iron, you know, disgustingly dirty 01:19:32.604 --> 01:19:35.954 balls of iron getting thrown into your body at rapidly high speeds 01:19:36.131 --> 01:19:39.561 would kill you. Even if somebody could dig the fucking thing outta you, you would 01:19:39.577 --> 01:19:42.559 just die from the poisoning or whatever. You know, there's just all kinds of like 01:19:43.059 --> 01:19:46.570 horrificness about this is just accurate to like the middle of the 19th century. 01:19:46.635 --> 01:19:50.392 And so that part's great. I love the cast. I love the screenplay. I love 01:19:50.440 --> 01:19:53.764 the dialogue. I don't think the movie— the movie doesn't lag. 01:19:53.812 --> 01:19:56.654 It's a little over 2 hours, but I feel like it earns it. I don't 01:19:56.670 --> 01:20:00.540 really think personally for me, there aren't really slow parts to this movie. I'm a 01:20:01.040 --> 01:20:03.238 5 out of 5 on Tombstone. I've been giving out a lot of 5s lately, 01:20:03.270 --> 01:20:05.534 but fuck it. We just haven't really— we've had a lot of really good movies. 01:20:05.999 --> 01:20:09.050 And this one to me is another clear 5. Awesome. Yeah. 01:20:09.773 --> 01:20:13.097 Like I said, dude, I had never seen this before. I'm so excited that I've 01:20:13.597 --> 01:20:17.076 seen it now. I watched it twice in the, in the weeks leading up to 01:20:17.576 --> 01:20:20.412 us, uh, recording here, and I'm glad that I did. Um, 01:20:20.989 --> 01:20:24.774 yeah, so enjoyable. Every member of the cast I thought 01:20:25.274 --> 01:20:28.222 was fantastic. It was great just being able to recognize so many. Oh my God, 01:20:28.286 --> 01:20:30.580 oh, like, who's that behind the mustache and everything? 01:20:31.253 --> 01:20:34.092 Um, I got a couple things that I need to talk about here. Yeah. 01:20:34.156 --> 01:20:37.027 Uh, one, one thought that I had that really delighted me, and then if you 01:20:37.527 --> 01:20:40.747 could indulge me for a minute, every morning the actors have to 01:20:40.812 --> 01:20:44.071 You arrive at set, 6:30 in the morning, and you're there and you're getting 01:20:44.571 --> 01:20:48.005 your fake mustache put on and everything. About 11 AM every morning, 01:20:48.117 --> 01:20:51.104 Sam Elliott walks in just with the mustache he woke up with, 01:20:51.152 --> 01:20:54.701 holding a Budweiser, and he goes, morning, ladies, and walks into his trailer. 01:20:55.038 --> 01:20:57.527 So I picture that, that like added in my head. I don't think there was 01:20:58.027 --> 01:20:59.839 a single fake mustache in this movie, to be honest with you. I knew you 01:21:00.339 --> 01:21:02.986 would, I knew you would no-butt it with your improv skills, but you know what, 01:21:03.002 --> 01:21:06.570 I'm allowed to make my jokes. Number 2 is that Powers 01:21:07.070 --> 01:21:10.530 Boothe. Okay, greatest name in the history of actors, I think. 01:21:11.030 --> 01:21:14.370 I love it so much. Fantastic. I think that because he died does not 01:21:14.870 --> 01:21:17.150 mean that that name should die. I think that it should be like the Dalai 01:21:17.650 --> 01:21:20.230 Lama. Powers Boothe should be a title, and it should be a new guy. 01:21:20.730 --> 01:21:22.689 So we gotta find someone who has like a subpar name that could be the 01:21:23.189 --> 01:21:26.150 new Powers Boothe. So if anyone wants to write in, tell me that. Uh, 01:21:26.650 --> 01:21:28.230 well, should it be somebody that is in any way like Powers Boothe? Do we 01:21:28.730 --> 01:21:32.390 just give that name to Stacy Keach? Ah, I mean, 01:21:32.890 --> 01:21:35.570 he's a— oh, he's a good Powers Boothe. Yeah, he'll have a short reign as 01:21:36.070 --> 01:21:39.237 Powers Boothe because he's pretty old, but I like that though. Good one. Yeah. 01:21:39.318 --> 01:21:42.203 So we'll think of which Powers booths might be out there for us. 01:21:43.658 --> 01:21:46.951 The way I would have ended this movie after the whole Wyatt Earp, 01:21:47.016 --> 01:21:50.615 like, and Josephine, like, hey, I got nothing to offer you, but let's 01:21:51.115 --> 01:21:53.474 go live like rich people for the rest of our lives. She's like, hey, 01:21:53.828 --> 01:21:57.202 guess what? My dad's rich. All right, perfect. They should have ridden off 01:21:57.282 --> 01:22:00.656 on like a just-married, like, stagecoach with like cans tied to it 01:22:01.156 --> 01:22:04.781 and shit and splashed Maddie with a huge-ass mud puddle as they were driving 01:22:05.281 --> 01:22:08.614 out of town. Oh, yeah. That would have been perfect. This is the most fuck 01:22:08.678 --> 01:22:11.932 my bitch wife movie that I've ever seen in my life. It's really bad. 01:22:12.365 --> 01:22:15.860 It's really bad. Look, and I gotta say, this movie has everything 01:22:16.052 --> 01:22:19.595 that I wanted from it. I love it. It's changed my mind on Westerns. 01:22:19.739 --> 01:22:23.106 I enjoyed the shit out of it. There's a couple things that might just keep 01:22:23.606 --> 01:22:26.360 it from being perfection for me when I'm looking at the other 5s. This is 01:22:26.376 --> 01:22:29.630 a 4.5 for me. I'm gonna watch this again within 2026, 01:22:29.678 --> 01:22:33.221 most likely. Great movie. Beautiful. Great pick. Thank you, Steve. 9.5 out 01:22:33.721 --> 01:22:38.144 of 10 on Tombstone from the 2 dads. So again, 01:22:38.256 --> 01:22:41.114 we're not doing any theme or whatever. You can go any which way, any direction, 01:22:41.146 --> 01:22:45.465 any year you like, Nic. So what spectacular peak 01:22:45.481 --> 01:22:48.339 of cinema are you bringing to the table for next week? Well, 01:22:48.836 --> 01:22:52.432 you know, it's funny when we, when we did the 2 Dads, 2 Decades thing, 01:22:52.545 --> 01:22:55.114 we kind of, we planned it all in advance. So I was thinking like, 01:22:55.178 --> 01:22:58.453 you know, back what, months and months ago, like, okay, what am I going to 01:22:58.485 --> 01:23:02.258 pick? Like, what needs to come up? And this is, I know some pitchers who 01:23:02.758 --> 01:23:05.936 are normally like fastball pitchers, once in a while, once in a while they'll throw 01:23:06.436 --> 01:23:10.096 you a curveball. Sure. This is an eephus that I'm throwing underhanded and, and kicking 01:23:10.192 --> 01:23:12.971 off my back heel like a hacky sack. All right. Before it gets to home 01:23:13.100 --> 01:23:16.200 base, because I picked a movie that my 01:23:16.296 --> 01:23:19.910 wife and my daughter really liked during the pandemic. Okay. And I thought this was 01:23:20.410 --> 01:23:22.801 like a cute movie, and I didn't know how many people had seen it before, 01:23:22.817 --> 01:23:26.351 were familiar with it. It's like a fun— there's a lot of '80s in it. 01:23:26.416 --> 01:23:29.885 It's very like visible '80s, like really funny over-the-top '80s rich 01:23:29.949 --> 01:23:33.225 people stuff. And, uh, this is just a goofy, lighthearted movie. 01:23:33.883 --> 01:23:37.367 Uh, we're going to watch, uh, we're going to Beverly Hills and we're 01:23:37.867 --> 01:23:41.221 gonna hang out with the local Girl Scouts and we're gonna watch Shelley Long and 01:23:41.721 --> 01:23:45.347 a bunch of other— hey, I remember that person— in, uh, Troop Beverly Hills. 01:23:45.476 --> 01:23:48.799 Nice. I don't know if you've seen this one before. I absolutely have. This is 01:23:48.832 --> 01:23:51.979 definitely one I saw several times as a kid. Like, it was, 01:23:52.059 --> 01:23:55.420 it was one of those movies I think my mom liked and It was PG, 01:23:55.920 --> 01:23:57.140 and so it was just like we had it at the house and it was 01:23:57.640 --> 01:24:00.800 just on. Yeah, a lot. We would watch it fairly often. I had a huge 01:24:01.300 --> 01:24:05.660 crush on Carla Gugino in this in this movie because we were kids. You know, 01:24:06.160 --> 01:24:09.220 still think Carla Gugino's gorgeous in everything she's done since. But like yeah, like it 01:24:09.720 --> 01:24:12.720 was definitely a movie I watched many many times. So very much looking forward to 01:24:13.220 --> 01:24:16.600 watching Troop Beverly Hills again. I think it's been thirty years or 01:24:17.100 --> 01:24:19.080 something since I've seen it. Probably. I really was a kid. Probably still the same 01:24:19.580 --> 01:24:23.346 about it. It might be. But yeah, I'm super excited 01:24:23.730 --> 01:24:26.599 to watch that with you. So very cool. So next week, Troop Beverly Hills. 01:24:27.176 --> 01:24:30.846 All right. So that's a wrap. If you like what you hear, please consider heading 01:24:30.862 --> 01:24:34.034 over to Apple or Spotify and leaving us a 5-star review. It helps new 01:24:34.067 --> 01:24:37.640 folks find the show. Be sure to check out our website at twodads1movie.com. 01:24:37.688 --> 01:24:40.637 That's the number 2 and the number 1. There you can explore the movies we've 01:24:41.137 --> 01:24:43.986 covered, sign up for our newsletter, The Rewind, and even get sneak previews of upcoming 01:24:44.034 --> 01:24:47.413 episodes. Once again, this has been Tombstone. another episode of 2 Dads 01:24:47.462 --> 01:24:50.450 1 Movie. I'm Steve. And I'm Nic. Thank you so much for listening, and we'll 01:24:50.466 --> 01:24:51.424 catch you next week. Thanks,