The Dirt Bike: The Official Vehicle of Crime

Episode 14 June 18, 2025

Terminator 2 (1991)

1991 89 min Film: 137 min

The dads are back — and so is the T-800 — for Terminator 2, James Cameron’s 1991 sci-fi action landmark that somehow made killer robots emotional and liquid metal cool. Arnold r...

Action Chaos in a Mall Missing Or Artificial Limb(s) Sci-Fi Scumbags Watching Boxing on TV

Episode 15 June 25, 2025

Demolition Man (1993)

1993 83 min Film: 115 min

Director: Marco Brambilla

8/10

This week, the dads get cryo-frozen and launched into the dystopian utopia of Demolition Man, the 1993 sci-fi action satire where everything’s clean, polite, and aggressively Ta...

Action A Shitload of Rats Sci-Fi

Episode 28 September 24, 2025

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

1985 78 min Film: 91 min

Director: Tim Burton

8.5/10

This week, the dads tackle Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985), Tim Burton's directorial debut that introduced audiences to both his distinctive visual style and Paul Reubens' belove...

Comedy Family Fantasy The Dobermann: The Official Attack Dog of the '80s

Cagevember

Episode 35 November 12, 2025

The Rock (1996)

1996 87 min Film: 137 min

Director: Michael Bay

9/10

This week, the dads storm Alcatraz with The Rock (1996), continuing Cagevember with a Bay Area blast that hits all their shared sweet spots: peak Nic Cage, unkillable Connery en...

Action Cagevember Welcome To The Movie Title! Yay Area

2 Dads 2 Decades

Episode 56 April 08, 2026

Road House (1989)

1989 76 min Film: 114 min

Director: Rowdy Herrington

5/10

Nic brought the pleated-linen-pants-and-mullet energy this week with Road House (1989), a movie both dads discovered in their late teens and have been unironically-slash-ironica...

2 Dads 2 Decades Action Self-Surgery The Switchblade: The Official Weapon of Crime

Episode 70 July 15, 2026

First Blood (1982)

1982 63 min Film: 93 min

Director: Ted Kotcheff

8/10

In 1982, a drifter walks into a small Washington town looking for lunch and leaves it looking like a war zone. That's the setup for First Blood, Nic's pick this week, and the mo...

Action A Shitload of Rats Asshole Cops Drama Self-Surgery

Episode 71 July 22, 2026

The Big Lebowski (1998)

1998 94 min Film: 117 min

Director: Joel Coen +1

9.5/10

In 1998 the Coen Brothers spent $15 million on a shaggy detective story where almost nothing happens, a rug gets peed on, and a middle-aged stoner named the Dude drinks nine Whi...

Asshole Cops Comedy Contains A Meme Crime Fantasy

Terminator 2 (1991)

Demolition Man (1993)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

The Rock (1996)

Road House (1989)

First Blood (1982)

The Big Lebowski (1998)

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